Tell us you’re not a college football fan without saying you’re not a college football fan.
https://twitter.com/RepRalphNorman/status/1483460033249742859
Imagine being a Southern male, publicly offering that as a devastating insult. I’m not a ‘Bama fan and I’m still insulted by the stupidity. What a dope.
[Ed. note: This is not — repeat NOT — a political post about voting rights and shouldn’t be interpreted or responded to as if it were. Anyone who assumes otherwise does so at their own posting risk.]
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😂😂😂. Sorry the editors note was very funny and of course required. I love this place. I greatly admire your patience.
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It’s not patience, Senator knows this space can be a target rich environment…just waiting for this years first ejection/rejection or at least time out…GO DAWGS!
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The part of the letter where Nick says election “referees” should be as impartial as his football refs is pure comedy gold, though!
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In Alabama they don’t call them referees. They call them friends and relatives.
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I thought they called them employees?
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FTMF
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Ohhhh, so I thought it was because they were down their 2 best WRs . . . . silly Bama fans . . . .
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Manchin should hold out voting yes until Nick agrees to coach the Mountaineers.
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Post of the day!
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Maybe he was being sarcastic.
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Based on his Twitter feed, I’m guessing nah.
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Shut up and dribble, Saban!
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He’s getting to that age.
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It’s like telling Joey Chestnut to focus more on hot dogs.
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He’s from Clemson country so I’m guessing he won’t face a penalty at the ballot box for any criticism of Saban.
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I suspect Saban (and Kirby) could do Norman’s job better in their spare time.
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It would be very easy for Nick Saban to stay quiet on potentially divisive issues, and yet he has not hesitated to take a stand when he feels something is important and I have to say I respect it. I hate the institution he works for and I’m not always his biggest fan, but I have to say I’ve developed a lot of respect for him over the years and the fact that he is willing to stand when it would be considerably more comfortable to remain seated certainly is one reason why.
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I feel the same begrudging way. You have to step on a lot of heads to get on top in this world. I suppose you could argue that what you’ve done with that station is equally as important as how you obtained it.
But I don’t like it.
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It’s not more comfortable for him to remain silent. He’s an opportunist doing this for recruiting.
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Absolutely! Saban does nothing without planning on how it will positively affect his program. Everything he does publicly is to grow his empire!
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Oh boy. Unleash the hounds….
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The cynic in me knows that Saban doesn’t do anything publicly that doesn’t help his football program. Just saying.
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100%
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Read this immediately after posting above. I need to read the comments before posting this late in the day.
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3,2,1 Boom!
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I said on twitter earlier today that no congressman is ever going to be as loved in their states as Nick Saban is in his. Particularly with Congress’ approval ratings being what they are.
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Chuck said, “If you got nothing to add to the conversation then shut the fuck up, Russ.”
Okay.
Piss on the Gumps.
WE RUN THIS NATION !!!
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I want that t shirt!
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That would make a good T Shirt.
Gumps talkn’ that, “We run yo state” shit. Only as a subservient peon, ya fuckn losers. Now genuflect to the Dawg, bitches!
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I’d bet that almost everyone who has an opinion about that legislation, for or against, has no clue what’s actually in it — including Nick Saban.
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Uhhh… let’s not go there, okay? Consider that I just gave you a pass.
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The Representative is engaging his base and Saban is engaging recruits…no one has any idea about either one’s actual beliefs; I would broadly expect that Saban is more effective given his track record.
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I’d bet a decent chunk of his base has more respect for Saban than they do for him.
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I’m at a loss here…I have no idea what is being talked about..
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Is Saban pandering with his remarks? …and who has the bigger schlong? Saban or Norman? It’s a political question we have to kind of wiggle around with our remarks on. I think we can discuss the subjects but not the subject.
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Read all the attached shit, got it…legal votes, I’m all in.
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Had to look derpitude up: Urban Dictionary definition (not a real word – yet) made me realize it is apropos for this situation. Thanks for educating me, Senator.
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This is Saban’s announcement he will not be running for Senate. Meant to be funny, not political.
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Saban has spare time now that Kirby is doing all the Trophy tours so he has to do something to pass it, next Saban is going to weigh in on Jiffy vs. Nutella.
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In the words of the Kirbs, BOOM MUTHAFUCKA !!!
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This
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Saban United
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Senator, you’re insulted when a politician says something stupid? Wow, I think you need to stay off the internet.
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White fragility is a hell of a drug. The last time Saban needed to say anything that could remotely be construed as pandering to recruits was before any current recruit was born. Dude has enough rings that he could advocate for an LGBTQ+-run communist dictatorship and the state of Alabama — or Tuscaloosa at least — would turn into one overnight.
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Thanks for paying attention to my instructions, gurkha.
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FFS, you’re doubling down? Incredible.
Please stop. I don’t want to kick you off comments.
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Wait ….I didn’t think Saban had time for this shit….I guess he does now that he is a loser. Kirby for AFLAC spokesman.
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