Too bad they can’t find a machine that perfectly form fits their athletes into a ten-win season.
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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
Get The Picture 
They can form fit deez.
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It’s a major party foul playing that instead of “Travelin Man/Beautiful Loser” from Live Bullet in most instances. However, it’s appropriate in this context. Which once again proves my theory that Auburn sucks.
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I liked Seger when he was a kick ass rocker with the Bob Seger System! Bob Seger – Leanin’ On My Dream from Momngrel
“I was addin’ the score when there’s a knock on the door
Was a letter addressed to me
It read “greetings from the president, united states”
I fell down on my knees
The next day I was on the picket line
And Lord you should have heard me scream
“you know you’re leanin’ on my dream”
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My friend, theory and the barners don’t go together, though your assertion that #AUBURN SUCKS! is true, right down to the ground…#AUBURN SUCKS!
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Gotta make sure you’re cutting a svelte figure while you’re farting away a 28–3 lead to Mississippi State.
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I don’t care for Auburn or form-fitting clothing
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The only item form fitting when it comes to the barners, is their innate ability to perform cesspool synchronized ass wiping, prior to farm animal date night…#AUBURN SUCKS!
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Maybe you should avoid Auburn and form-fitting clothing??
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Check and check
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TSA, IMO.
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Looks more like a screening machine for impermissible benefits, sponsored by Osmose. Like the ice cream machines at McDonalds, it, too, is perpetually broken.
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Is ‘form fitting’ another way of saying ‘men in tights’?
The real question is, how did they get the original Star Trek beaming pad away from gtu?
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Man, their engineers are just as obnoxious as Tech’s.
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Ah yeah, that reminds me, Stetson taking off against the ‘Barn, getting an eject-worthy dirty hit from Smoke Monday, and brushing it off was pretty badass.
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Nice drop ceiling complete with fluorescent lights. Reminds me of my middle school classroom back in ’88. They might want to put some of that money towards facilities.
Oh wait, they are a basketball school now and are putting their resources towards that instead.
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Can you put a truck in there?
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Game changer coach, form fitting uniforms, awkward dancing with recruits – can Nick please do something we can make fun of?
In the meantime, Kirby is out there building relationships and winning.
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Why the hell do they need 3D images when the player is right there?
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no body in auburn can read a tape measure
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No body in Auburn can read!!
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And they wonder why there was an income deficit in their program. I mean, is it that hard to measure people?
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At Florida, they call that machine the “Coordinator of Athletic Aesthetics”
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Shouldn’t they be using that money to teach their sophomores how to read?
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Finally seeing what the transfer portal actually looks like.
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Coach 30 provided that machine. Red light means “not an athlete” but rhe Aubbies don’t know that.
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It’s called Anthropometric Measurement “Anthropometry comes from the word “anthropo” which means human and “metri” which means measure.
According to Stevenson (1989) and Nurmianto (1991), anthropometry is a collection of numerical data related to the physical characteristics of the human body in terms of size, shape and strength and the application of these data to address design problems.”
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Check out the big brain on I84! Bet he had a hamburger this morning, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
😉
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I worked at the Center for Rehabilitation Technology at Tech back in the day. Our director specialized in Anthropometric’s in cockpit design for the zoomies.
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Spur knows about that kind of stuff I’m guessing.
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USAFSAM – FCI – Anthropometric Measurements https://www.afrl.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Fact-Sheet-Display/Article/2336848/usafsam-fci-anthropometric-measurements/
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Spur don’t know shit – only rode in 2 zoomie cockpits and neither fit.
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They had a vinyl seat with a little play in the cover, so you can get extra grip when things got lively, though? What else did you need, Spur?
(I can’t take credit for that. h/t to Uncle Major Bill Cowdog, Col, USAF.)
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There were size parameters in choppers as well, right?
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The specific gravity of the operator’s huevos IIRC
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No, we had a wide assortment. Ed Too Tall Freeman (6′-7″ ?) was a giant and he fit – he was also awarded the CMH.
In flight school we had three groups based on height – “Munchkins” – “Normals” & “Giants”. Depending on which group you were in you flew different aircraft based on height. I lied so I could fly the OH-23 with the giants.
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Fake news….this is actually a cloning machine to create more Bo Jackson type players. Unfortunately, it’s not calibrated correctly and it produces Bo Nix caliber players that suck and end up transferring.
Auburn Sucks!
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I thought they were going to try and build a Nick Saban, since they suffer from bama envy, to coach for when they fire Harsin in two years.
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That’s fucking hilarious.
“Oh…You meant Bo JACKSON. My bad, He’s copyrighted.”
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Can it teach a running back not to go out of bounds stopping the clock with the game on the line?
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Would rather see us invest in super-tight, easily tearable jerseys that will just rip off completely on any attempt to hold. #unblockable
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See Goff, Ray circa 1976.
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Condredge Holloway at UT is who I always think of in those tear away jerseys.
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Does it accept jockstrap returns on those left on the field after the UGA RB jukes?
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BOOM SENATOR! 🙂
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Most schools just use uniforms that stretch a little.
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