Maybe not in the way you think, though.
If I could trade places for a day with anyone, it would be my old (Florida) teammate, Tim Tebow. Some of the stuff and some of the girls and things that were thrown at him. We saw all kind of actors and news reporters just kind of blatantly say, “Tebow, I want you.” And he turned them down. I’m looking at him, like, “Man, you are crazy.”
Get The Picture 
Who cares.
Just beat ’em.
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Great addition, man!
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Thanks dude! I’ll GAS about this stupid crap when we beat the Turds a few times. ‘Til then, all I care about is beating them.
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Yeah, but why post it in every single topic that mentions Florida? Of course we need to beat them….
Your comment brings nothing to the table and is just annoying.
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“dude the player”,
In an effort to pacify you, I’ll make a concerted effort to post more meaningful information re: Florida. I’ll start with remarking about what Tebow had for lunch yesterday, or what brand of tampon Shelly Meyer prefers. Would that interest you? Would that appeal to your sense of enlightenment?
The esteemed Senator does a great job, and I’m not nitpicking, but this post “brings nothing to the table” and I find the repetitive posts about arcane Gator BS “annoying”. Jesus Christ – the entire country is sick with Florida and Tebow overload disease. Just ask Jim Rome you twit!
If you’re annoyed then skip the post. Until then just STFU and stop whining like a bitch.
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I love internet tough guys like you who like to vaguely try and critique my name as if it has any bearing on what I have to say. Shame it couldn’t be something as unique and revelatory as “sh”.
Every single thing I’ve seen you post on here that has anything to do with Florida is some variant of “just beat ’em”. It’s one of the most inane, self-evident responses you could possibly make, and apparently me calling you out on it has gotten your panties REALLY in a bunch.
Keep up the great work, champ.
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You obviously don’t read this board very often. And considering that I have not seen you on here, ever, means one of two things:
1. you tend to troll but are scared to make comments
2. just found the site
Either way, I was commenting on this informative website before you were here and will be doing so when you move on.
Ok. Have a nice life “dudetheplayer”.
btw – the 1:50am post time says enough about who you are “dude” and what you do each day (very little).
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What does it say about me, big guy?… That I’m a recent graduate not yet in grad school, something like that…?
I’ve made plenty of comments on this site in the past and have been reading for a little over a year. Just because I don’t post on a daily basis doesn’t give you (or anyone else) some sort of moral authority. The “I post here more/longer” than you so you have no room to talk” thing is quite an old internet defense. Bravo.
Nice pissing match, “sh”. You keep it real.
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nice to see you awoke from your slumber. remember, you started the “pissing match” young buck with your original statement.
Your age and maturity level has now been revealed and yes, it’s young on both counts. You’re just a scared little 22 year old.
Now be a good little boy and run to grad school while the rest of us make a living. You can talk sh*t to me when you’ve got a few more wrinkles and chest hair.
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It’s rich having a guy who refers to Florida as the “turds” try and critique my maturity level.
And for what’s it worth, I most likely own you in chest hair… being half-Iranian will do that to you.
Have fun with the 9-5, little guy… you’ll always have the net to vent your frustrations anonymously.
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i am dumber now after reading that. it kills me when people go back and forth on a blog. maybe im just a little old school and hadnt figured it out yet, but if you got a problem with someone then handle it – tell the other where you are and if he wants to come over and handle it then fine. by the way, im in Ariton Alabama
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I’m in Athens, GA.
I’d be more than happy for this prick to come and call me a “scared little 22 year old” to my face.
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thank you very much. lets see if “beat em” wants any or if he is just tough on the computer.
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Turning down hot women, crying after losing…
I haven’t watched his release closely enough, but does Timmy throw with a limp wrist?
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He’s not crazy Percy. Girls have cooties.
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Chris Rainey would never turn those girls down….especially if they’re white.
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Wait until Percy figures out that the NFLers can, if they want, have a girl(s) in every port in addition to their home base.
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Ahh man, I wish Fred Smoot was still around Minneapolis to show Percy Harvey around.
All Southern guys know that Midwestern girls are quick on the trigger.
Stay strong Percy. Go Gator.
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If one of those “news reporters” was Erin Andrews, I say he deserves to be canonized.
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For getting the offer, or turning it down? 😉
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I think what G.O.B. may be trying to get at is that Saint Timothy should be first canonized for receiving the I Want You offers and then should be shot with a cannon for turning them down.
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Guys, guys, guys… settle down. What’s all this talk about Erin Andrews and the like. Percy never named the reporters, so we have to assume the 2 most likely choices- Thom B and Gary D.
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not that there’s anything wrong with that.
😉
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Note, that Percy did say “actors”.
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I can believe that Gary Daniels offered to teabag Tebow.
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What’s amazing is that he turned down a guaranteed late 2nd round pick to play college ball s’more.
More amazing – he has another year like last year, firs round solid.
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