The CliffsNotes Version of SEC Media Days

The fun begins Wednesday.  If you feel like it, you can find ten questions that’ll be asked at Hoover.  Or you can find five questions.

The reality is, though, that eighty percent of what’ll be discussed there boils down to variations on two questions:  (1) Lane Kiffin, reflecting on the last ten months, do you think that making a complete ass out of yourself has helped or hurt the Tennessee program? and (2) Tim Tebow, what’s it really like walking on water?

In the immortal words of the Talmud, all the rest is commentary.

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3 responses to “The CliffsNotes Version of SEC Media Days

  1. NCT

    Nice dash of Hillel.

  2. Dog in Fla

    This Old Testament stuff makes Paul “In the South football is the religion and Saturday is the High Holy Day” Finebaum proud no matter what Popeye Doyle says.

  3. What goes up.........

    ….must come down, as they say.

    I know. I’m the 1,000,000 person to say that Tebow’s star will eventually fall. Like QCOM of late ’99, nothing that rises as high as Tebow’s stock stays there permenantly.

    It’s a law of statistics, or, a law of mother nature – reversion to the mean. It applies to all things in the this world and has since the dawn of time. Timmy’s pendelum will swing back to the middle – to the average – which, in order for that to happen, will require a serious slump given his 3 year trajectory.

    As a believer in Judeo-Christian principles, I don’t want to see him hurt, but an injury or just a plain bad sequence is overdue.

    Long overdue. I would be shorting the Tebow stock right about now. Just make sure you can cover the margin calls, should they come.