September 9, 2016 · 2:39 PM

That’s so Gators.

My favorite two tweets today:

Clearly, Huntley Johnson needs to open a multi-state practice.

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8 responses to “That’s so Gators.”

  1. Dawg19
    September 9, 2016 at 3:21 PM

    “Florida wide receiver Rick Wells has signed a deferred prosecution agreement with the State Attorney’s Office.”

    For Florida, this means that if he wants to transfer to another State Attorney’s Office, he has to sit out a year.

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  2. Timphd
    September 9, 2016 at 4:12 PM

    The spirit of Corch seems to be alive and well in Gatorland. No one has to be held accountable until after football season.

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  3. Spike
    September 9, 2016 at 4:42 PM

    Put the State Attorney on the committee that evaluates the sexual assault claims made by students against Gator football players.

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  4. Spike
    September 9, 2016 at 5:19 PM

    And a little off topic.. but GPOOE signed a contract with the Mets. More reason for us Braves fans to hate on the orange and blue Mets. Just sayin’..

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  5. Pantslesspatdye
    September 9, 2016 at 6:08 PM

    Clearly, Colonel Johnson owns Gainesville. Ignoring exiting an alley football player violations, there’s no one in Athens that pulls that much clout. I would put him on retainer just for theoretical business litigation and traffic violations.

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  6. Cojones
    September 9, 2016 at 10:36 PM

    Let’s see; add that to the other WR’s problem (AM) and you got a perfect set of bookends. No wonder they got the pass, if you get my meaning.

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