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Big 12 coaches held their annual spring media conference call Monday. While Leach was on, it became apparent he occasionally was distracted. He cut off one answer to say something to someone.
Leach explained he was watching game film with coaches while on the call. That reminded him of the time he did his 10 minutes on a conference call while waiting at the drive-through of a fast-food place. That little episode has gone down in Big 12 lore.
“One time I got in trouble for ordering lunch on one of these deals,” he said Monday. “I ordered chicken express one time, and that wasn’t a big hit.”
“Can I get fries with that?”