As a middle-aged man with an increasingly creaky body, I’m not gonna say this story gives me any pleasure, but it is gratifying to know that I’ve handled my share of couch-movings with less physical damage than Garrett Grayson suffered.
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17