This gave me a chuckle.
Fifth-year senior quarterback Hutson Mason abandoned social media more than a week ago to help his concentration for the season.
“I’ve got all these great fans tweeting me on how to do things,” Mason said. “I knew I was going to get off of it before camp.”
So how has the hiatus been for Mason, who has more than 23,000 followers on Twitter?
“I miss it when I have free time,” he said, “like when you’re on the toilet.”
Hey, at least he sounds focused.
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Isn’t that the point of smart phones?
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Exactly. Doomsday preppers want water, dehydrated food, and ammo to survive. As long as I have my Iphone and the Phil Steele annual, I could stay in the bathroom easily until August 28.
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You that horny? At my age half an hour is more than enough.
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Damn. Sounds just like Murray.
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The kid’s got a little wit.
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+1. Hutson FTW.
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Hutson’s quote is even funnier given my current “seating location”. Lmao.
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