I’m heading out in less than an hour, so I thought I’d make my short-term farewell here. Y’all behave while I’m gone, and if I’m in the mood, I’ll throw a couple of posts up for your viewing pleasure.
If the Dawgs keep doing what they’ve been doing – win the turnover and field position battles – they should win comfortably on Saturday. If not, then it’s closer. But I don’t see how that Florida offense can win a game by itself.
Enjoy the rest of the week. I intend to do so.
Safe travels, Senator, and all the best on your personal appearance in Jax tonight.
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No need to do a lot of deep thinking and writing, just post some pictures and Dawg porn, Failing that, regular porn will do…
Have fun, travel safe!
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Have fun. Be safe. Go Dawgs!
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Don’t forget to stop in St. Marys and pick up the packet you are to deliver to our agent in Fl. This message will self destruct when the Dawgs lead reaches fourteen.
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You’re in the town at the center of the universe?
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May The Force be wit ya’ll, dude. You do the talking, I got the metaphysical aspects covered. (I hope, hope being a metaphysical kinda deal.)
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Have Fun. Be Safe. Bring back a Win. Go Dawgs.
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Pop the top on the convertible, slap in your old cassette, and start singing along to “Take it Easy”….
..oh, wait.
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How did the CFB Overlords know you hate the Eagles…?
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Could it have been the coffee mug mark on his forehead put there by emerret earlier on?
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Sing this, then:
“Flyin’ by Winnemucca
Doin’ ’bout 95,
Automatic cruise control
It’s good to be alive…”
…even though the Senator will be nowhere near Winnemucca
Chop
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Have fun & be safe Senator. Thanks for all you do here.
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Goin down the road tryin to loosen my load I got…STOP IT SENATOR.
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Four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me, one says she’s a friend of mine……..
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Jacksonville’s already feeling pretty festive. Can’t wait to see all the dawg fans this weekend. Safe travels Senator.
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As I am still on crutches, I have a friend who is on a mission to obtain your autograph for me.
Please sign it
To AHD,
My favorite GTPer!
Best wishes- Bluto
I will need several generic copies with just your signature for all my friends and relatives. Probably shouldn’t take more than an hour. You can do this in his car. 😉
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For this you need GTP Tees. Wait, lets do that!
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Lol. Maybe we can get a couple pairs of Bluto’s golf gloves too. 😉
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I’ll pay $25 for one. More if towards a charity
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I’ve been off the grid for a week and am behind on injuries. Does anyone know if Michel and / or Marshall are going to play this week?
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“…behind on injuries.”
Michel “doubtful,” Marshall “questionable,” and I cut the devil out of myself shaving this morning but should be good to go by Saturday.
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Michele, no. Marshall is questionable.
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Thanks for the update, hope your shaving cuts heals enough for you to be active by Saturday!
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Appreciate the well wishes! A little cactus juice therapy and I should be 100% by kick-off
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That’s the ticket! 100% agave makes you 100% agape.
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…or 100 proof agape. FFU! (Fuck Florida Up). WOOF!
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I wish I were as confident as everyone else seems to be. Hoping for the best; expecting a let-down.
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Who put a turd in your punchbo…..uh…never mind.
We realize that you are hedgeing your bet for a letdown, but it wouldn’t be the end of the earth. We would continue to go forward toward the NC games….whoa! …wait a minute……oh shit, my world is unraveling…the juice, gimme the juice..the red shit, dumbass….ahh. That’s better. Crap, now the entire field has gone red.
Turd, our latest Touchmybaby will do his thing, the team will play pissed and focused and Muschamp never knows the taste of victory in Jax in his life. Somewhere in Fl, a 15 yr old teenage girl has been mumbling “I believe, I believe, I believe” since she was 11 and Muschamp “guaranteed” her he would beat UGA. The song, “Precious Memories”, comes to mind.
The Dawgs will play to make a good memory for us Sat.
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38-20.
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Turd, the Gators are 3-3. One win was against a cupcake. Another win was in OT against Kentucky when the refs basically stole the game for FU. The third win came against UT (not exactly a powerhouse) by one point. If Georgia loses to this FU team the Dawgs don’t deserve to win the East , play in the SECCG or be in the 4 team playoff. Georgia rolls in this one.
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http://espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?id=400548348
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I’ll be DJING Iguanas on St Simons tonight if you or any of the readers are there celebrating. Come say hello. Love meeting Damn Good Dawgs!
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As I understand it, we gonna wear red for offense, white for defense. This makes me very, very nervous…have we ever done this thing there before?
What are the metaphysical implications of being two different-looking teams in one?
Is this an Evil Richt trick to confuse the Kharmic Bitches?
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I read both schools will where their home jerseys, did not know we would be mixing them for offense/defense.
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wear
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Yep, we will. I think it’s neat and white blurs should confuse the hell out of Harris. Especially if they are coming through the line at him.
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What if we decide to put Green in at TB? Will he change jerseys real quick or just have one guy wearing white in the backfield?
Maybe we should do like Auburn and have everyone wear the same number.
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Why would he change? He would still be Green no matter which side of the ball he plays on. 🙂
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We shut down the Green Turtle in Fernandina Beach last night. Arrived around 5:00 yesterday. Lotta Dawgs already on Amelia Island, gonna be 80 degrees today. Have a safe trip Senator… 😉
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Cold front coming…..in the 50’s on Saturday. Go Dawgs!!!
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Spread the word … The Senator’s out of town … Party at GTP this weekend!
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Travel safely Senator. See you tonight at the JAX Bulldog Club meeting. Everyone here is excited to hear/meet you.
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Gettin a Chubb. Hoping that if Marshall isn’t a 100% he stays on the sideline. He needs to get healthy and I’d hate to see him/us jeopardize a possible redshirt- although I say this having no real idea what the redshirt, medical or otherwise, rules are.
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Halloween, Kids, Can’t leave till Saturday a.m….will be an even bigger problem next year.
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Next best thing to a Dawg win in JAX.
The eye candy.
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I thought this was a twist on an Allman Bros song “feelin’ bad” instead of “feelin’ good”?
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I did too. It’s an old Woodie Guthrie song but probably made most popular by the Grateful Dead.
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I’m with you guys … definitely not the Eagles.
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Drive safely, Bluto. Bring back a win.
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Just enjoy the Dawgs slayin’ alligators “Amos Moses” style.
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“Amos Moses was a Cajon, live by himself in the swamp, hunted alligators for a livin’, just knocked in the head with a stump!” Amos Moses must have been a Dawg!
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Appeal denied. Statement from UGA actually complains about it a little. Too little too late I guess
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Awwww poor McGarity..did he get his fee fees hurt by his big bad daddy the NCAA?
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Apparently McGarity’s strenuous objections were overruled:
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Safe travels, Senator. All Dawg fans should be grateful to be traveling south, as it sounds like traffic is awful around the Louisville area. Seems like a train wreck happened sometime in the second half of the FSU game last night. It could take years to get things cleaned up.
Seriously, Louisville got all Granthamy in the 2nd half, with all the familiar signs: poor tackling, bad angles, no adjustments, repeated failures against the same play, and giving up big plays in bunches. FSU’s last four scores came on plays of 40, 47, 38 and 35 yards.
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Yea that sure looked familiar didn’t it?
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Can’t believe I saw a D player for Louisville turn his hands palm up after trying to get the signal from the bench. Communication problems that even the cameraman and others obviously knew about because they singled him out when he did it. Petrino’s O won the game early. Grantham’s D lost the game after halftime adjustments. Grantham never did that well and it was almost to a fault (Does a LSU game loss after halftime sound familiar?). The games he lost for UGA with poor commo can be piled up now.
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