“There was no mention in a police incident report about who tied the customer’s ankles together.”

If you’re proud of how Todd Gurley composed himself earlier in the year when accosted in a downtown Athens bar, wait ’til you see how Zach DeBell stepped up in Toppers.

Please, please, someone in the media, ask Mark Richt for a comment on this.  Please.

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44 responses to ““There was no mention in a police incident report about who tied the customer’s ankles together.”

  1. Doggoned

    Athens has a downtown strip club? My, times have changed.

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  2. So the bouncer sucker punched the guy after Debell did his job for him. Some real dirtbags in that profession.

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  3. Don’t they say off linemen always have the best sense of humor?
    That story is awesome.

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  4. Rick

    “carried Kirkland out of the bar by his belt and collar”

    Good technique, I believe that’s also how you throw daffy duck out of an old west saloon.

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  5. Beer Money

    I am no legal expert, but is DeBell not overstepping his boundaries a bit here? I mean, he does not work for Topper’s so him picking up and throwing people out himself seems a bit of a risky move to me?

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    • Perhaps Zack felt like the patron was in peril. After all, where Zack rendered aid was the location (bar) where the patron received his bump and bruises.
      A duty to rescue is a concept in tort law that arises in a number of cases, describing a circumstance in which a party can be held liable for failing to come to the rescue of another party in peril.

      …or perhaps it was something else.

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    • Bulldog Joe

      Not a risky move when you’re 6’6″ 298.

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    • No One Knows You're a Dawg

      Now, now, now. Zach was simply coming to the assistance of a young lady in distress. I’m sure he did just what he learned in Boy Scouts.

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  6. Ben

    This is one of those situations where he was doing the right thing and helping out when he could, but dammit, why couldn’t it have been at a grocery store or something. His momma won’t be too happy to see this, even if he was being the one to do what’s good and right.

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  7. KornDawg

    There’s a great comment by user SilverBritches on the EDSBS post about this: he said he was surprised DeBell wasn’t ticketed for littering.

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  8. 202dawg

    Jimmy Williamson haz a sad.

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  9. BMan

    DeBell will be ticketed for emerging from an alley on a Cooter.

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    • Why whatever do you mean sir?

      A Cooter is a ” Gopher ” Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
      The word ” Cooter ” is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the ” Gopher ” Turtle .
      In recent years it has found it’s way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
      Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .
      ” Look over yander y’all , there’s a Cooter going in that hole ”
      ” Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter ” !
      “yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop ” !
      ” Hey y’all , Bill’s drunk as a cooter ”
      ” Mr. Johnson , he’s a hard working old coot ( er ) ”

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      • KornDawg

        Thanks for that clip, I’m sure eight-year-old KornDawg was petrified that the General Lee was gonna end up flying off that cliff. And your examples of the many different uses for the word “cooter” were pretty funny, yoo.

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      • Poot Elliot

        That’s some beautiful rural Georgia countryside right there.

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          1. The first five episodes were shot in northern Georgia. Street scenes for the county seat are actually from Covington, Georgia, which has a small Dukes of Hazzard museum in the back of the A Touch of Country cafe. The rest of the show was filmed in California.

          2. During the filming of the pilot episode, two directors were eating breakfast in the town square of Covington when they heard a car drive by that played the opening bars to “Dixie” as the horn. This, they thought, must be in the show. They chased down the owner, bought the horn out of his car for $300, and installed it in a General Lee.

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  10. Scorpio Jones, III

    I am surprised Penn Wagers did not flag DeBell for holding. Gary Danielson said it was clearly holding.

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    • Mayor

      What were Penn and Gary doing in a strip club in Athens, GA? Together? Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

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      • They were saved by DeBell in Zombie Nation?

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        • Penn’s daughter works at Toppers and has for years. She loves her some Georgia Bulldawgs and that is why Penn hates us.

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          • Scorpio Jones, III

            Penn and Gary were doing a special segment for Paul Finebaum’s show on the SEC network. The special called “Where you go to forget losing to Tech.” will air during the SEC championship game this afternoon.

            I understand Dan Mullen will join Gary as color commentator.

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  11. 81Dog

    An observation, then a question.

    Observation: Blessed are the peacemakers, for strippers and free lap dances shall follow them all the days of their lives.

    Question: Does anyone know if the guy who got bounced said, at any point, “I didn’t know how many linemen it was gonna take to deposit my ass on the sidewalk, but I knew how many they were gonna use.”

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