BREAKING: General Francisco Franco is still dead.

And they’re still taking precautionary measures in Oxford, Mississippi.

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89 responses to “BREAKING: General Francisco Franco is still dead.

  1. Uglydawg

    Totally off subject..but if you’re watching the Auburn Heisman Candidate QB..he’s thrown two ugly pics and is losing to Jax St. at the moment.

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  2. Scorpio Jones, III

    Is not that just too bad, bless they heart.

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  3. Scorpio Jones, III

    And, ah, Jordan Hare Stadium sounds like Grant’s tomb.

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  4. Uglydawg

    As far as Tunsil and Ole’ Miss are concerned..good luck with getting any kind of an early decision out of the NCAA…
    Can you imagine the strife in that family? Vindictiveness can really get ugly.

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  5. Scorpio Jones, III

    Does Jermy Johnson have a slow release?

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  6. Uglydawg

    Halftime…Jax State on top 10 to 6. I think Jax St. has also missed a couple of field goals.. They’ve got twice as many yards as Auburn. Auburn just had a player (Counsel) ejected for targeting. JJ is only a 90% lock on the Heisman because he’s thrown four pics in six quarters…but hey..he’s going to be a great one..Gus has told all the media that.
    Tony Barnhart just made the flat-assed (I said “flat”..not “fat”) that Auburn will win this game. You’d think; but Jax St. might have a say.
    Hope our Dawgies are paying attention.

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  7. mikebozo

    Mr. Fatass Football has spoken

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  8. Scorpio Jones, III

    Is holding still against the rules in football?

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  9. Macallanlover

    Thought it would be next week in Red Stick when the AU bubble bursts. The #6 ranking must have come out of a meeting in Colorado with maryjane served for appetizer, entree, and dessert. Who didn’t know this was coming? JJ’s Heisman campaign may have been even shorter than Boom’s fuse.

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  10. AusDawg85

    Johnson for Heisman t-shirts marked down to 99 cents on the Plains.

    And Mark Richt has lost control of the Georgia Way to Ole Miss.

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  11. Scorpio Jones, III

    Tremaine Pope….driving driving.

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  12. Uglydawg

    The thing is..this ain’t no fluke…Jax St. is just lining up and kicking ass.
    Auburn down by 7..middle of fourth. Maybe JJ has one more pic in him today?

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  13. Scorpio Jones, III

    Ok, Ok, this is all great fun, but….ah….

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  14. illini84

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  15. illini84

    Genius from Auburn with a fair catch on a kickoff from at the 15!!!!

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  16. Scorpio Jones, III

    Listen to Malzahn screaming at them to hurry up.

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  17. illini84

    FUMBLEEEEEEE!

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  18. mikebozo

    Fumbellllllĺl

    Hahahahahahah

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  19. JG Shellnutt

    Auburn spent all their money on a scoreboard. They should have saved some for a quarterback…

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  20. mikebozo

    #6 my ass

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  21. If this holds up, does the Gus Bus officially go on the hottest seat in the country?

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  22. HahiraDawg

    After out playing them the whole game the punter gives it up like that. Ughhhh

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  23. FarmerDawg

    Auburn may need to go ahead and raise their COA, $8000 per semester should do.

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  24. AusDawg85

    Jay Jacobs reminded Jax St. the contract is conditional on losing. 😦

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  25. Chuck

    Nice to see we’re in full self-destruct mode today. Par for the Vandy course.

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  26. Debby Balcer

    Who is paying off the refs at Vandy?

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    • AthensHomerDawg

      I see they’ve found adequate replacement for Wagers. Sigh.

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      • Uglydawg

        The way the ref’s F UGA is uncanny. I know we have a complex but it’s well deserved, It’s almost as though they feel it’s their job to even things up when the talent is lopsided.
        That’s a JUNKYARK DEFENSE out there today!
        Bout to see Bryce…Lambert hasn’t done anything today.

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        • Mayor

          If you investigated the refs that regularly give the Dawgs trouble you would find out they all have some sort of beef with the Dawgs–played for Tech (Marc Curles), pissed about the endzone stomp (Wagers) and all sorts of other things. If you can’t be impartial about a team you shouldn’t be reffing games involving that team. The SEC has had crooked refs for years and never does anything about them. That means, to me at least, that the SEC front office is condoning that kind of behavior or may actually be behind it.

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  27. Kalamazoodawg

    Sad, Jeremy Johnson might be better than Lambert.

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  28. Uglydawg

    I blame the scheme. Ramsey throwing deep on third down was a bad choice…and having Lambert come out throwing from the shadow of his own goal to start the second half was very risky. These QBs are being hampered by poor scheming. Georgia, clearly the superior team…so what;s holding them back (besides the refs)? Piss poor game plan.

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  29. Uglydawg

    Time for Bauta? Good f’ing grief…The line has protected Lambert and he still has happy feet. If he really won the job..I’m scared.

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  30. Will Trane

    Bobo anyone?
    No offense.
    No QBs
    Perhaps the worst offense in 2 decades at UGA
    UVA was leading ND. No wonder Lambert was not going to start there. But he is good enough for CMR.
    Has the NGA base seen enough yet?

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  31. Will Trane

    Catalan is leaving Spain

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  32. mikebozo

    Field goal U

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  33. Uglydawg

    First and ten at the ten…Our Heisman Trophy Back is standing on the sidelines for all three plays. Deja-vu. Sony ain’t the back Chubb is..not even close..he’s tentative going into the line..Maybe we’ll get to see Keith soon.

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  34. DawginExile

    Just got home in time to see Chubb NOT in the huddle for 3 downs near the goal line. is he hurting?

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  35. Gave up yards but great stand by the D.

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  36. mikebozo

    QB play better step it up or the old ballsack will out score us next week

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  37. DawginExile

    Plays developing far too slowly.

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  38. Uglydawg

    Yeah…one of our scores today is on a punt return. I miss Bobo…I’ve never seen so many wasted opportunities.
    SC, TN, AL and a few others will be tough if this is the offense.

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  39. Russ

    We always suck at Vandy. And it sucks.

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  40. mikebozo

    Vandy curse lives on

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  41. mikebozo

    Going to make it a 3 point game. Sucks to take your foot off the gas

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  42. illini84

    Cool, we get to win AND have a week of full throated whining!

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  43. DawginExile

    10-point game, but I agree.

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  44. DawginExile

    Damn, the dreaded pooch kick FU, AND a penalty.

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  45. mikebozo

    At least the D made a play to keep it at 10 points. How come this feels like a loss.

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  46. mikebozo

    D steps it up once again

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  47. Soccer dawg

    Pick six aside, I thought the offense stuck it up. One screen pass. One throw to the tight end. Did we even run the toss sweep? Why are we running the pull up the middle three times from our own 6? If this is our offense, I am very disappointed.
    Punting is inconsistent.
    Two missed field goals.
    We can’t field a pooch kick.

    I don’t see us winning the East.

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  48. Russ

    Well we have plenty to work on.

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  49. illini84

    Toledo beating the great Hawgs.

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  50. Soccer dawg

    And how many times did we lose contain on the edge? Our ends lef the Qb get outside many times.

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  51. dawgtired

    Well this game certainly squelches expectations. We better not play like this when Scar comes to town. When you are backed up on your own goal line and can’t trust your QB to throw you out of it…you have QB pass-game problems. Vandy showed the rest of the SEC opponents what they need to do against us.
    Well at least it wasn’t as bad as Auburn and Arky.

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  52. AusDawg85

    PANIC!!! Lambert sux, Ramsey is no better, Schottie haz crayons….

    Or, the game was never in doubt, we stayed vanilla, Vandy has a respectable D, refs, youth, etc.

    But for goodness sakes fix Morgan from the right hash!

    …and Lambert needs work plus Rsmsey needs more snaps.

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  53. blands

    Our offense looks like a sputtering below average NFL team’s. And our QB plays like a below average ACC quarterback.

    Real shocking stuff.

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  54. Dolly Llama

    Damn. Arkansas and Auburn. Not just a weird game, but a weird weekend. It’s like Week 1 came a week late this season. Man, I’ll bet LSU is missing that McNeese game even more now.

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  55. “Obviously” (to borrow a favorite word from Schotty). our QB play needs to be better. Aside from a few exceptions, out play calling was vanilla and we need to hit those field goals. Period.

    I saw a team with superior talent take care of business. Vandy has a legit D but it was our D was the difference this time. And we overcame some expected bullshit calls.

    I’m not going to panic after seeing a Arky and AU struggle against inferior opponents. No panic, but definitely some uneasiness on my couch after watching the QB play.

    I hope this is a learning curve and not a pattern of behavior from Lambert.

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  56. Gaskilldawg

    What is satisfying to you guys? Scoring 27 at h9me and beating Middle Tennessee State 27-10 or winning an SEC road game 31-14? We had a better performance than Alabama.

    Also, did better than the guy who is so amazing they named a bus after him.

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