SEC Power Poll, Week 5

The SEC East is a mess.  Not a hot mess, though.  It’s too mediocre to be hot.

1. Alabama.  Yawn.
2. Texas A&M.  Farted around with the Gamecocks, but any road conference win is a good win.
3. Ole Miss.  Bet the Rebels wish they could play FSU again.
4. Tennessee.  The 2016 home of Gus Malzahn’s rabbit’s foot.
5. LSU.  A school yardage record without Leonard Fournette?  Crack open a Red Bull for me, Coach O.
6. Arkansas.  Nothing like having a tasty cupcake after getting your ass smoked the week before.
7. Auburn.  There’s a part of me that wonders how the LSU game would have gone if Miles had been fired a week sooner.
8. Florida.  The Gators impress me less with each week that goes by.
9. Mississippi State.  They had an off week, so I’ll leave them where they were.
10. Georgia.  The only team in the SEC with a defense that’s given up more than 100 points in conference play.
11. Missouri.  So much for those “dark horse in the East” whispers.
12. Kentucky.  It was 3-3 with Alabama after one quarter, y’all.  Take your happy times when you can.
13. South Carolina.  The Gamecocks are averaging 14 points.  A game, I mean.
14. Vanderbilt.  On average, if you’re an SEC team that can score nine points on the ‘Dores, game over.