Suppose they gave a shitshow and nobody came…

Here’s something you probably didn’t care to know.

I bet Mickey’s kicking itself for letting them go.

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37 responses to “Suppose they gave a shitshow and nobody came…

  1. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    Success = Early to Bed, Early to Rise, Work like Hell and Advertise. Think they may have forgotten the advertising.

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  2. 81Dog

    If Dr. Lou sputterth in the forestht, doth any get thpit on? As for Mayday, I hope he’s still smoldering with rage over UGA’s 1980 NC. He was a great OL, but as a prognosticator? Not so much.

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    • Jeff Sanchez

      Dr Louuuuuuu

      Almost as corny as that “trial” they would out on with Rece Davis as the “judge”. I could feel his cringe through the screen

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  3. Legatedawg

    The three-headed calf is only good for so many payouts at a carnival. It doesn’t attract return viewers.

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  4. Mayor

    Gee, Granny Holts and May are doing shows on YouTube? Who knew?

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  5. PTC DAWG

    They thank you for letting us know.

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  6. W Cobb Dawg

    Where else you gonna get the latest news on our QB Dee Shay Shhocknee?

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  7. MGW

    Is this the precise moment when college football jumps the shark?

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  8. Brandon M

    Why waste money on advertising when you know it’s not going to do you any good?

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  9. Thorn Dawg

    I would rather watch Asian kids build legos.

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  10. Tronan

    Whenever Holtz and May were on the devil’s sports network, I’d immediately go do something else, muttering to myself in bewilderment that they had paying jobs, “Who in the wide, wide world of sports wants to watch this shit?” I see the answer indeed was “no-one.”

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  11. Harold Miller

    Nobody has time for your Dawg hate speech, Mark May.

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  12. gastr1

    I’d click but I don’t want to add to their page views. Especially Granny Holtz, that old sack of shXX.

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  13. Doug

    I think the only thing in the world I’d want to watch less than this is that Colin Cowherd/Jason Whitlock show on Fox. Those two make Holtz and May look like Socrates and Plato.

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  14. Mike Cooley

    Man that’s funny. They’ve been reduced to a YouTube “show” that nobody watches. There is some Justice in the world. As bad as they suck I would rather watch them than Jamelle Hill and the other ESPIn blowhards who think they have “important” things to say.

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  15. RangerRuss

    May picked Hawaii to beat the Dogs. Dumbass.

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  16. Dolly Llama

    God damn, that’s funny. It’s almost like “Do you know how many viewers really liked your act back in the day? Now you know down to the person.” I felt pity for Lou Holtz and contempt for May. The only difference between now and then is that I no longer pity Holtz.

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  17. Salty Dawg

    Lou is the original OG. Original geezer.

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  18. So they aren’t on ESPN anymore?

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  19. Lou Holtz is still alive?

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  20. ugafidelis

    Schtop looking at my headgear Schtan.

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  21. Hunkering Hank

    I actually forgot they existed until just now.

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  22. acfritze

    I never thought I’d say this… but I miss Mark and Lou. Watching Jesse and Joey makes me want to rip out my hair.

    Maybe it’s a grass is greener thing…

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