No more fish to fry

Alas, it’s the end of an era.

Paul Johnson, who kept the triple option relevant in Power Five football, is set to retire after 11 seasons at Georgia Tech, a person with knowledge of the situation told USA TODAY Sports.

The person spoke on the condition of anonymity because the school hasn’t announced it yet.

Johnson, 61, has been contemplating retirement for several weeks.

Georgia’s really had a great run, if you think about it.  It’s not just Johnson’s eleven years; we’ve also been privileged with four years of Reggie Ball before the genius.

Whoever follows has some enormous clown shoes to fill.  The search should be interesting.

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139 responses to “No more fish to fry

  1. DawgFlan

    Came here for the header. Not disappointed.

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  2. DoubleDawg1318

    I have always dreamed of GT ditching the triple option. It might actually come true now.

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    • barneydawg

      Are we sure that they are going away from it? I hope they don’t try to keep Chopblock Tech with the Army or Kennesaw guys. Maybe FishFry the Johnson knew the rules against cut blocks were only going to get tougher.

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      • Mayor

        ^^This. My bet is on KSU HC Brian Bohannon. Former Tech assistant and we all know how much the Techsters love “Tech Men.”

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  3. Dawg Vegas

    “some enormous clown shoes to fill”
    That made me chortle. It’s a line I’m going to borrow, but give you credit

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  4. DoubleDawg1318

    Kirby has now beaten 3 of our rivals so badly that they got rid of their coach. (UT, UF, and GT) Talk about a golden age of Georgia football.

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    • kfoge

      Kirby creates more jobs than the government

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    • tbia

      Don’t close the book on adding Malzahn to that list. And yes, its mostly the belief they can not compete year in year out with Bama and Georgia driving that.

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    • california_dawg

      Can’t like this comment enough.

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    • Muttley

      Kirby fired three and made the other one fire-proof before the best of the beatdowns. He probably spent just south of a hundred million dollars of rival money. His agent should give him his choice of a cut on them or no commission on himself.

      But Auburn II was his ultimate masterpiece. Gus’ nearly flameproof ass super-glued to the hot seat in a kind of Mexican stand-off hell for the mutually deserving.

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  5. Bright Idea

    Lots of Techies will clamor for Army coach Jeff Monken, another triple option guy but a much better overall coach than FishFry and salesman in recruiting.

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  6. Dolly Llama

    I was just coming here to post the news. We won’t have the Johnson to kick around anymore.

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  7. Biggen

    Damn, there goes our in state recruiting monopoly.

    Tech would be silly to bring another triple option guy in.

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    • Derek

      Maybe, but the transition will be brutal. Like 2-10 brutal.

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      • Otto

        Would they bring in Brian Bohannon?

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        • Derek

          If I’m them I stick with the triple just because they’d where the roster is and they’ve had pretty good success with it.

          I wouldn’t want to try to play straight up with Georgia or Clemson. Seems a losing battle to me.

          If they can scheme it as well as CPJ and maybe recruit a bit better they’d be in a better place than hiring some pro style coach everyone will hate after 2 years of trying to change things.

          Patience isn’t a strong suit among college football fans or recruits.

          But screw it. Hire Mike Leach. That would be a lot of fun.

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          • Otto

            I was wanting to keep leach in place until the Auburn job opens up.

            The pregame presser would be awesome Saban ranting about rat poison and the Pirate carrying on about how clever rats are.

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  8. Raise the Roof- Ted Roof!!

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  9. Otto

    I wanted Johnson to be coaching when UGA reset the largest margin of victory and I wanted 9 in a row against him.

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  10. Otto

    Well they won’t have to worry about getting an interim coach in to hold together a top rated recruiting class…….

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  11. sniffer

    Kiffen might come cheao

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  12. gastr1

    Surely Jeff Monken is interested. LOL. What about Charlie Weis?

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  13. Debby Balcer

    He has no joy so it is the right time to retire.

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  14. mwo

    Is there a petition we can sign to beg him to stay?

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  15. Opelikadawg

    I’ve got to stop reading this blog while I eat lunch. That clown shoes crack made soup come out my nose. Not good.

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  16. Mary Kate Danaher

    I can’t recommend any more strongly that you head to Stingtalk right now. The knuckleheads are clamoring for Kiffin, Freeze or Art Briles.

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    • ASEF

      Let them have Gus

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    • Biggus Rickus

      I guess Briles is a safe hire since there aren’t any women on the Tech campus. Too soon?

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    • Mayor

      Art Briles scares me. He would take the job (he doesn’t really have any other prospects) and he is a first rate recruiter and Xs and Os guy. He’s been a winning HC everywhere he’s been and turned around doormat programs. The fact that he would even consider Tech shows how far he has fallen. Likewise, the fact that Tech would consider hiring him shows how far Tech has fallen, too. But money talks and there are enough Techsters with money who don’t care about anything else except winning to finance a deal that could bring him to Atlanta.

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      • siskey

        I think that he is too toxic for Tech. Tech is a much better job than Baylor is now and this is even more true of when he became the coach at Baylor.

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  17. Thatguy

    Lord help us if the nerds do something both rash and rational and pry the Dread Pirate Leach away from Wazzu.

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  18. Tony Barnfart

    Kirby has “retired more men than social security.”
    -Apollo Creed

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  19. Mick Jagger

    Whisenhunt may be a real possibility – I hope not. He seems like a real coach.

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  20. Erskine

    Malzan to tech. the RPO and the option from one high offense to another

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  21. Mary Kate Danaher

    Per ESPN: “Los Angeles Chargers offensive coordinator Ken Whisenhunt, who played at Georgia Tech, is a top candidate to replace Johnson. Clemson co-offensive coordinator Tony Elliott also could be in the mix.”

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  22. Bigshot

    Brent Key Bama OL Coach GT graduate. He will bring Hurts with him.

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  23. ChiliDawg

    This is just a glorious time.

    RE: any of you worried about who they might hire – don’t. Georgia Tech will never, repeat, NEVER recruit at a level high enough to challenge us no matter what kind of offense they run. I look forward to them switching to the RPO so we can use them as practice for the SECCG.

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    • gastr1

      I like the way you think. Beatdown city, baby. Now I REALLY wish we’d have shut out the genius’s offense in our last opportunity to do so.

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  24. tbia

    Their AD is Canadian I believe, maybe we should see who is coaching the Calgary Dinos.

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  25. Texas Dawg

    From Saturday Down South
    “If the Yellow Jackets do end up hiring Whisenhunt, that means the team would almost certainly depart from Johnson’s triple option offense that has frustrated Georgia and many others over the past decade”
    Maybe I’m getting old and forgetful, but I don’t recall Georgia being too frustrated with that offense. When we did lose to them it was because of self inflicted wounds. I was looking forward to being “frustrated” for years to come just like this past weekend.

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    • california_dawg

      Frustrated in it’s a pain in the ass to practice for, and their chop blocks leave us vulnerable to injuries a week before the SEC championship.

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    • DawgBiscuit

      Someone pointed out the other day that the only times CPJ’s offense beat us were when our DC had never seen it before. 2008 was Willie Martinez’s first time with Tech’s triple option, and Pruitt and Tucker were in their first years as DC in 2014 and 2016, respectively.

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    • Right, GT only scored better than 30 four times, and only won two of those affairs.

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  26. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Why in the world would Leach come to Tech? There isn’t enough money and Wazzu would cover it if there was.

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  27. Thorn Dawg

    Could you imagine spending your retirement with this guy? I’d have to go get a job as a Wal Mart greeter within a week.

    Thanks for the memories Pawl. We sure did enjoy kicking the crap out of your teams.

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  28. The other Doug

    If they’re smart they will hire a guy like Derek Mason.

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  29. Corch Irvin Meyers New WR Corch

    Man, since 2015, our beloved university has some impressive pelts hanging on our wall.

    2015 – We retired Spurrier after hanging half-a-hun’red on’im with the worst offense of the Richt Era
    2017 – We fired Booch and Shark Humper Yella Teeth
    2018 – Fish Fries No More

    Who’s next? Looking at you, Gus Bus!

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    • Nah, Boom is on the clock…

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers New WR Corch

        If Sakerlina fires Boom, they really are the dumbest program in all of CFB. He’s about as best as they can do. A constant 7-9 win program for the next ten years would have him surpass Spurrier as their greatest coach ever.

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        • ChiliDawg

          Spurrier was the best they could do. Muschamp isn’t any better than any other random asshole they might hire, so why not fire him?

          I can’t understand why it is people still think he’s an above average coach.

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    • Otto

      I only want 1 more and he is up this week……

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers New WR Corch

        Hah! As much as I wish it, Saban isn’t the type to “Pull a Corch” when someone beats him and he sees the tide may be turning (pardon the pun). He won’t fake health problems and run away.

        No, St. Nick goes out extra hard to beat that team and coach senseless in the next go-round. If we beat Bama on Saturday, I believe we’ll beat ND in the playoff only to find a Bama team we cannot beat in the Championship Game.

        If we beat Bama on Saturday, we have to beat them by three scores, 17-plus, to ensure OU gets that 4th spot. Everyone says Bama’s in no matter what, but OU has played a good schedule of teams and would’ve beaten a good Texas team that beat them. They’re basically us from last year.

        But to ensure we don’t have to beat Bama twice, we have to blow them out, and I don’t trust Chaney to come up with an offensive gameplan nor adjustments that allows us to do any of those things, because I don’t believe we can win a national title with him as our OC. I’d love to be proven wrong, but I don’t see it.

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        • Otto

          It wouldn’t be the 1st time a former UGA player went on to coach for a Bama legend and then retired him as a head coach.

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    • Union Jack

      Don’t forget McElwain

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      • Union Jack

        Never mind – didn’t see the comment about Shark Humper

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers New WR Corch

          That’s Shark Humper Yella Teeth, to you.

          Seriously, when you’re a CFB head coach making millions of dollars a year, there is no excuse under heaven for you to have messed-up, gross teeth. None at all.

          Mark Richt had those little baby teeth, and he got veneers after the 2002 season. Saban has veneers. Jimbo has’em. Most of the old guys who went without braces as kids have their teeth bonded or capped. Guys like Kiffin and Kirby had braces as kids so don’t have to worry as much.

          But still… how you can go into a recruit’s house with a messed up grill is beyond me.

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  30. This is going to be fun to watch.

    It’s going to take at least 3 years to retool the roster away from the TO.

    They have big problems related to S&C.

    They have money and facilities issues.

    Not sure even Junior would want to deal with this.

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    • Otto

      Agreed Brian Bohannon would be an interesting hire. He wouldn’t need a complete retool of the roster and he has KSU rolling.

      I’d like to see them move away from the option as it would free up time for UGA to practice other things. The TO takes more time than just the week before the game.

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      • Bohannon needs to stay right where he is. There’s a reason this offense works at the FCS level with similar talent and typically struggles against superior talent at the FBS level. No one is going to the service academies to study their offense to emulate it.

        Fech never outplayed us in our 3 losses. Turnovers lost every one of those games.

        I agree about them moving away from the option for our purposes.

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        • Otto

          We are in agreement.

          I will not rule out that the NATS would unite the boosters by getting CPJ out but not going through the pains of a total retool.

          Also agree Bohannon can create a monster where he is, but money talks and he just might take it.

          It would be another victory for the Goff Illuminati to bring chaos to our rivals.

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          • Mayor

            Brian Bohannon is a good fit for Tech and it would be a huge salary increase for him. Plus, he wouldn’t even have to move. I guarantee you he wants the job and FishFry will endorse him to the Tech AD and AB.

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  31. Corch Irvin Meyers New WR Corch

    Seriously though, if Tech actually wants to be competitive in the ACC and against us every year, they hire Mike Leach and it’s not close. He is the worst hire they could make if you’re a Dawgs fan. He can take the 2 & 3-star recruits from the south Tech can get, now bolstered with 3 the every-so-often 4-star QB and WRs, and have the greatest offenses he’s ever had.

    Mike Leach at Tech would not be good for UGA, Clemson, FSU, and Miami.

    That the are considering hiring a pro-style coach like Ken Whisenhunt is hilarious and plays right in Kirby and Dabo’s hands.

    YOU CANNOT WIN IN CFB RUNNING A PRO-STYLE OFFENSE WITH ONLY 2 & 3-STAR RECRUITS.

    Chan already tried that and failed. Mike Bobo is trying out in Colorado and should be fired by mid next year. If you’re gonna run the pro-style offense in CFB, you need 4 & 5-star recruits everywhere. Really, Bama, UGA, and a USC that gets back to recruiting are the only three teams that can get away with running it. We see how much Michigan struggled vs. OSU running pro-style with 3 & 4-star recruits. LSU should also stop running the pro-style, and would have, had they hired anyone by O.

    Mike Leach at Tech is my worst nightmare. He knows the area having coached at Valdosta where he invented the Air Raid. With how great Air Raid QBs like Mahomes and Mayfield are doing in the NFL, he’ll attract good QBs and WRs to Tech. Tech having that Adidas cash now means they can hire someone like Leach.

    Let’s hope they’re too stupid to be that smart and hire Whisenhunt instead.

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    • Leach may be a great candidate, but I don’t see him wanting to deal with Kirby and Dabo every year. I would see him back in the Big XII-II before coming to the ACC.

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    • dawgman3000

      Nah, Leach has yet to beat UW so I’m not worried about him competing with UGA at Tech. Lane Kiffin on the other hand, might be a concern if he is given time there.

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    • Nashville West

      Agree on Leach. Another one on the west coast that they should consider is Jeff Tedford at Fresno State. He managed to win at Cal with their academic requirements (although he did have problems with the NCAA) and has taken Fresno State from Siberia to Group of 5 contender in about 2 years. Hopefully they will think that he is too old and not bother.

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  32. AusDawg85

    Just heard they are interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson for the top job.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson

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  33. Down island way

    Question, is the trade school hc retiring on his own or is he being shown the door…..quietly. HC’s that can’t beat their rivals will get shown the door …..some sooner, some later.

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  34. Bulldog Joe

    Looks like I’m the only one disappointed to hear the news.

    But looking forward to the CPJ’s Greatest Hits post in the near future…

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  35. Uglydawg.

    Gonna honk my own horn here…I told y’all this last week.

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  36. They should hire mark richt…. He’s never lost at bobby dodd

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  37. Bulldog Joe

    Somewhere at the AJC, a sports reporter weeps.

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  38. Dawg Vegas

    This would have been a good youtube link to add:

    (Louis Jordan – Saturday Night Fish Fry)

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  39. greg63

    Kirby speaks it, and so it is so. Out here taking scalps.

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  40. dawgfan

    I think Kirby must have warned him after the game

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  41. HiAltDawg

    I was gonna head over to StingTalk and remind them Corch’s daughter plays volleyball for them and may be in play. I think I got site blocked for not being a virgin

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  42. UGA '97

    Gotta be Satterfield App State….if he won’t leave Boone they likely will look at Memphis, Troy or UAB coaches. Monken could work since he throws the ball.

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  43. CPark58

    I wonder if they’d come after Derek Mason. I wonder if he’d go.

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  44. Stingtalk posters have been talking about Art Briles for months. That is how desperate things are over there.

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    • truck

      Their longing for Briles is particularly ironic. They consistently claim the moral high ground and bash us for imagined corruption, yet they long for one of the sleaziest coaches in recent memory. Ah, delusion, thy name is StingTalk.

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  45. Reading the comments on the Fech job story at The Athletic put a smile on my face. They are still talking about the academic requirements and saying how they’ll never compete. We have completely demoralized their fan base.

    Joe Hamilton and Reggie Ball aren’t working at NASA the last time I checked.

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    • Russ

      Dang, ee. I should read first instead of posting just below you. They really are delusional.

      I also love how they can’t afford a top athletic program, yet they always tell us how they are all gazillionaires.

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  46. Russ

    The nerds are so funny. I won’t crap on The Athletic comments but they’re all talking about how they can’t get players because they all take calculus. When I pointed out (with a link to their undergraduate degrees) Liberal Arts, Music, and other non-technical programs, they just denied it. I even pointed out their player that was majoring in Literature and Communications. I’m sure he took calculus. LOL! This is ignoring the Reggie Balls, Reuben Houstons (?), and John DUI-berrys, plus the guys that flunked out of UGA and wound up there.

    Man, I love torturing the nerds. We need to keep playing them forever.

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  47. heyberto

    I hope Tech hires another Triple Option Coach so Kirby can hire Fish Fry as an analyst every year. The ultimate Sting.

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    • Got Cowdog

      Why does Kirby need an analyst for the TO? It appears he has it well under control. “Nah PJ, I got this.”
      Even better sting……

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  48. The Dawg abides

    Brohm spurned Louisville, so they would beat out tech for a lot of the names being thrown about here. Good place for Freeze to ease back in the water or for Kiffen to start inching back up. I think it would also be a good place for Mason. The number two spot in the ACC has been up for grabs and just waiting for someone to take it. Recently it’s been Clemson and a bunch of also-rans.

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  49. playmakers in space

    Senator, one thing I’ve always appreciated about you is that you really, truly hate Ga. Tech. The “clown shoes” line is gold.

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