Your game day post, Urnge edition

It’s that time of year again.

tennessee-junior-and-lulu

Does that look like a couple who wears masks?  But I digress.

I saw that a pundit described Tennessee under Pruitt as Georgia-lite.  The same thought occurred to me and at least one commenter.  Just like Smart emulating the Process to jump start the program when he arrived, Pruitt has followed the same approach.  It’s most readily apparent in the Vols’ lines of scrimmage.

There are two issues with that coming in to play today.  First of all, Tennessee’s roster isn’t as deep or as talented as Georgia’s.  That’s an issue both because UT is traveling and also because that’s likely reflecting in each team’s special teams.

The second issue is that Jim Chaney is Tennessee’s offensive coordinator.  I don’t say that to cast aspersions on Chaney, who is a good, albeit not an elite, OC.  He’s done a solid job managing UT’s offense to protect Guarantano.  The offense he runs is familiar to us, and therein lies the rub.  It’s the offense Kirby installed in Athens and it’s now two generations behind Saban.

Alabama had already taken steps to move in a different direction when Smart left and now Georgia appears to be doing something similar with Monken’s hire.  Pruitt, on the other hand, is comfortable running an offense that worked well for Alabama and Georgia in previous seasons, but has its own limitations in the present.

I can only imagine the pleasure Smart is about to take in loading the box and saying, “have at it, Jimbo”.

Seems to me both coaches go into this game with the strategy to make the other team’s quarterback beat you.  I think that favors Georgia simply because it has the better horses on defense.

That being said, there are a few wild cards that give me concern.  First, and most obvious, is the weather.  The latest forecast I’ve seen shows a slight chance of rain at kickoff, steadily increasing through the afternoon, with the heaviest falling at six and later.  (Whoever wins the coin toss might want to think about taking the ball first.)  At least the temperature won’t complicate things.

Second is penalties.  Georgia, dead last in the conference, is currently running at a pace better than twice that of Tennessee, both in terms of number of penalties per game (10 vs. 4.5) and yardage per game (83.5 vs. 35).  In and of itself, I don’t worry about that deciding a winner, but it can certainly have an impact on things like field position and scoring drives.

Third is turnover margin.  Tennessee is one of only five teams in the country that has yet to turn the ball over.  At +3, it’s tied for first in the conference in turnover margin.  (Georgia, at +2, is third.)  That’s a sign, at least in the early going, of a disciplined offense that’s made an effort not to put the ball at too much risk.  Can Georgia’s defense generate sufficient havoc to throw Chaney and the Vol offense out of their comfort zone?  And will the weather have an impact?

I do give credit to Pruitt for righting the ship after a disastrous start last season.  And while I recognize that their current eight-game winning streak has been built on the backs of less than stellar opposition, it still indicates the first step an improving program has to take, which is to beat the teams it’s supposed to beat.

All that in mind, Georgia is favored, and deservedly so.  I think the weather, ultimately, is going to be the limiting factor.  Georgia wins by ten, twelve points, and so doesn’t cover the early spread.  I’m good with that.

I’m heading out and heading up to Athens.  See you on the other side.

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218 responses to “Your game day post, Urnge edition

  1. Biggen

    Dogs roll 38 – 10. I don’t see how they have any success in running the ball and I know that they can’t ask ol’e Guatemaler to win the game for them with his arm because he is Franks inaccurate. I see a couple picks by our DB in this game.

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  2. RangerRuss

    Kate and Fred have really let themselves go and they don’t look good in orange.
    Rock Lobster!

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  3. I got brunch going with eggs bacon and biscuits. Ice tea steeping, and a pork shoulder in the crockpot. Special lady friend will get off work and be able to get here just after kick off.

    Go Dawgs. Hoping to exert some will and show some dominance. Narrative changes if we destroy today.

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  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    That looks like a couple that is a reason YOU should wear a mask. COVID or not. #peeeuuw

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    • gurkhadawg

      If you have a N95 mask that fits probably, you can’t smell a damn thing. My dog killed a possum and left it in the azaleas. After a few days I smelled it and had to get a shovel and toss it in the woods. Damn thing stunk like hell. But thanks to Covid, I have a stash of N95’s and the whole process was no big deal.

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  5. 86bone

    Since it’s “Urnge” edition I have to mention the ditch lizards…watching A&M’s pathetic tackling right now from a beautiful Central Texas farm…have to give Pitts credit as he is legit. Our Defense makes others look like milquetoast.
    GO DAWGS🐾🐶

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    • originaluglydawg

      If A&M could tackle a little bit, Florida could have some trouble…but they look like frat boys playing flag football so far. Florida’s pass rush and defense doesn’t impress so far. Mond is good when you don’t get pressure. Go Aggies!!!

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      • Russ

        Yes but it was nice to 3rd and Grantham make an early appearance.

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      • 86bone

        No shit! I just text messaged an Aggie buddy who is at the game and asked if they had a defensive coordinator over in College Station!!
        Also mentioned to my wife for her to make note of the A&M “defense” and compare it to the speed/tackling that will be on display on our beloved Dooley Field in a few hours…I can’t fucking wait!!

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    • DaveinAZ

      Watching lizards also, ATM cant tackle and lizards already have a two 3rd and Granthams! Second for a TD. That defense is awful.

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  6. Scotty King

    I think I’ll have some finger lickin’ good chicken in honor of Daddy 9-Finger Mays.

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  7. akascuba

    Senator,
    Thank you for bringing Junior and Lulu back to the game day party.
    That look never gets old !

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  8. PTC DAWG

    Junior & Lulu, never gets old.

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  9. originaluglydawg

    two minutes left in the half I don’t think either team has punted. Florduh has had the benefit of benevolent officials.

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  10. theotherdoug

    I agree it’ll come down to QB play.
    Kirby will stuff the run and let Guarantano beat him. I’m not sure Kirby has to load the box to do it though. Their OL is excellent, but so is our front 7 and we have the depth to not get tired.
    Pruitt has to go after Bennett and get him to have the worst game of his life. Get ready for some confusing coverages and creative blitzes. I think Bennett is good enough to beat the Vols though. Saban is excited to break down the film….

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  11. Y’all seen this. This’s why we give the Peabody.

    Fwd:
    Pregame UGA prayer. Enjoy!!

    Dear Blessed Father, I want to thank you so very much for making us Georgia BullDawgs and adorning us with the beautiful Red&Black! I would also like to give thanks for our victory last week over the awbarn wartigerplainseaglemen and our dominance over them for the last 18 years where UGA dominates the record 13-5! As we awaken on this dreary rainy morn, please bless all those UGA students who are making the walk of shame down Milledge Ave and up the Baxter hill in the rain. I also want to thank you for an amazing home/yardgate last week. After a long day of imbibing in fried chicken, gumbo, Long Drink and Brown Licker, our Tailgate DJ cranked up his favorite R&B/Funk tunes. The crowd rushed the dancefloor and started shaking their groove thing and dropping it as low as it would go for someone our age. After this display of drunken middle-aged people dancing, we started asking ourselves the age-old question, “what would be your tailgate walkout song and what dance would you do?”. At today’s tailgate everyone will be sharing what their song would be. I will go ahead and share with you my Tailgate Walkout Song and Dance. After much thought, I have chosen the 1974 classic Lynyrd Skynyrd hit, “Freebird”. My dance would be an interpretive dance that starts slow and gradually builds into a sweaty flailing crescendo approximately 11 minutes and 48 seconds later! Please share below in the Comments your song and dance of choice. But now we must focus on today’s Battle Between The Hedges and 4 Quarters of Hell against the hillbilly unpaid workers of tennessee!! We also give you thanks for creating the Appalachian Mountains to separating our two states and protecting us from the hillbilly jihadi stealing our beautiful UGA women and from plundering and pillaging our goats and other domesticated farm animals. Speaking of hillbillies, I believe I may have made a female hillbilly unpaid worker fan siting last night I was restocking my tailgating
    Brown Licker at 5-Points Bottle Shop. Her head was adorned with greasy white bleach-blonde hair, her skin looked like 27-year old brown penny loafer shoe leather, classic redneck Daisy Duke shorty shorts and an orange and white checkerboard tube-top. Her tube-top was filled with what appeared to be extra-large 2 raccoons fighting over a funnel cake. I still could not confirm that she was tennessee debutant until she turned her back to me. And there before my eyes and the 6 other socially distanced patrons shopping in 5-PBS, just north of her denim waistband, etched into her lower back, in black and orange, was her tramp-stamp that simply read, “volunteers”. I was speechless, somewhat intrigued but I did not “volunteer”. Dear Loving Lord, as we prepare to wage combat against the unpaid workers, we ask that you bless the former-Dawg-now-unpaid-worker Cade Mays’ four-fingered-pinky-less daddy for now his four-fingered left hand matches the number of rotten teeth that he has in his daddy has in his mouth. I hope that UGA Athletics has brought in one of those special folding chairs just for him to sit in at today’s game. We also ask that you continue to bless SBIV aka Thurston Howell III aka Mailman and help him “deliver” in the rain today at Sanford Stadium! And all of God’s children stood, faced East toward the historic REM Murmur Train Trussell, shielded your red Solo cup full of Brown Licker from the rain and yelled, Goooooooooooo Dawgs! Sic’em! Woof! Woof! Woof! ***Don’t forget to share your Tailgate Walkout Song & Dance!

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  12. My god the “I have a bad feeling” posts, tweets and comments today!

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  13. originaluglydawg

    I just pray Kirby doesn’t come out and say, “We’re not ready to play this game”. I think the Dawgs will be ready.

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  14. sniffer

    Don’t have to worry about UF being undefeated when we get them. That gator defense is merely ok.

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  15. RangerRuss

    Dawgs gonna sack Guano silly this afternoon.

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  16. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Gators? Dead!

    Tigers? Dead!

    Hope that isn’t an ill omen. Two pretty big upsets right there.

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  17. Faltering Memory

    Is Lulu really a guy in drag. A moonshinerette doesn’t wear makeup and qn ugly wig.

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  18. It’s always classy to offer a house-guest a gift… Dawgs still maintain.

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  19. Targeting by definition

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  20. We gonna be ok. That fumble safety td sux. But we gonna be ok

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  21. Lolololololo screw you UT

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  22. Dawgs are new masters at drawing the Targeting Rule…! clap, clap, CLAPCLAPCLAP.

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  23. A slant in the middle to a RB. Then a jumbo package using D line players to block. Thank you Todd Monken. These are not Lincoln Riley crazy schematics. This is basic football that we have refused to do for a couple of years.

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  24. JaxDawg

    I can’t remember a time I was so confident in a goal line situation. As soon as McIntosh get it inside the 5, I said “TD.”

    And there it was.

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  25. originaluglydawg

    Danielson’s a tool.

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  26. Hairy Dawg isn’t wearing a mask. 🙂

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  27. originaluglydawg

    shit..we’re better than them but they’re getting the breaks.

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  28. Doggoned

    Isn’t it sweet to see those little passes over the middle?

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  29. JaxDawg

    Jeremy Pruitt going for the uncircumcised cock look with that mask get-up.

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  30. Stetsons arm not so pretty but him and Pickens made that happen. it was a long pass completion or a flag.

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  31. …… worried about White now.

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  32. RangerRuss

    Landers. SMH.

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  33. …and he’s BACK hahahahaaa

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  34. Why did Stetson throw that. And to that spot. Ugh

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  35. originaluglydawg

    Kenny M is impressing!

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  36. W Cobb Dawg

    Our OL definitely runs hot and cold. World beaters sometimes. Can’t block anyone other times.

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  37. originaluglydawg

    Nice run, Stetson.

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  38. originaluglydawg

    Nice second run, kiddo! What a heart!

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  39. mp

    Just got able to turn it on…is it me or does the crowd sound dead vs last week?

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  40. W Cobb Dawg

    SBIV is a steely-eyed missile man! (with above average hands)

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  41. Everybody loves the mailman now

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  42. Lol. Our D just invades minds and feet

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  43. My pork samiches are good.

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  44. W Cobb Dawg

    Is it me, or does Landers come up with a minor injury every time he messes up?

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  45. Got Cowdog

    I’ll say it again: Stetson Tarkenton.
    Also Mays is getting beat badly, poor slow footed bastard.

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  46. redhotchilidawg

    Lots of folding chairs on that sideline for Tennessee. Somebody alert the Mays family representative at Montlick and Associates .

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  47. That td should have happened. Gosh guys.

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  48. Derek

    Why does he insist on being “cute?”

    Punt the fucking football!

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  49. Im really disappointed in how Kirby did all that. Disappointed in the team IQ there. And hitting the deep ball after that is as old as passing. Kiffen and Bobo always so it

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  50. JaxDawg

    What a bullshit sequence. Illegal motion by 7 means no play. How does that even happen in televised football?

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  51. Love that they got the Ball to Burton there….CLASS.

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  52. UT is only scoring on junk.

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  53. originaluglydawg

    WTF was Kirby thinking? What a stuuuuupid thing to do. What happened to the huge goal line beef package we have for short yardage? We practically told Tennessee that we were running a QB sneak…with our light weight QB…I had no problem with going for it..but not like that. F’ing letting TN hang around is a dangerous thing to do. I’ll bet Kirby wishes he cold kick his own ass right now. Crap.

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  54. jdawg108

    We’re determined to let them have a chance. Spotting them 14 points.

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  55. originaluglydawg

    Kirby gave Tennessee new life with that shit. The momentum has changed and we’re on our heels now. We’re losing the f’ing game because he got cute. I

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  56. 3 minutes to get our shot together and score.

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  57. dawgman3000

    I’m getting USCe vibes. I don’t like the way this is going.

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  58. Derek

    Bad snap.

    Bad decisions.

    Bad penalties.

    Thats how you give an inferior team hope where there should be none.

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  59. The final 10 minutes of this Half is a 180-reversal of what UGa did to them last season. Butt Ugly.

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  60. leecodawgfan

    1 TD on Kirby and 1 on Pickens. Embarassing.

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  61. Got Cowdog

    If Pickens isn’t throwing up from running steps by 7:00 am tomorrow somebody needs to be fired. That is some serious stupidity.

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  62. dawgman3000

    Is Demetris Robertson hurt or has he been passed on the depth chart?

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  63. originaluglydawg

    Zamir seems a half step slow today.

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  64. Jfc. Just roll out Bennet with a TE running in parralel

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  65. originaluglydawg

    If Stetson bootlegs that he walks into the endzone.

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    • originaluglydawg

      I know it’s easy to second guess..but I was hoping that would be the call.
      It looks like Zamir is a half step slow getting to the hole. My wife just told me that he doesn’t look like himself. Got that sinking feeling that stupid mistakes and offensive calls is going to kill us today. Every since Kirby gave them the ball on our thirtysomething, they’ve been seeing their chance and taking it.

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    • I told my SO, just run a naked boot

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    • theotherdoug

      I think they’re saving that one for when they really need it.

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  66. jdawg108

    He had the whole fucking right side to walk in!!! Damn it.

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  67. Failed goal line and 4th down jumbo packages is the Kirby smart theme. Our RBs are doing well on the corners, our QB is killing slants. So, of course, go power to “prove your a man”

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  68. Doggoned

    Hello, my name is Kirby and I’ve got a problem with manball.

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  69. originaluglydawg

    Someone help me with this…it seems that whenever Zamir is in, he gets the ball..it’s a running play. Tennessee is keying on this and crashing on him because they know he’s getting it. Are we not throwing when he’s in the backfield? If that is the case (probably not) then it’s dumb.

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  70. originaluglydawg

    We’re about to find out if we have a team with a championship mentality. Tennessee has outcoached us badly. They have a good team and are well coached…JP being a dickhead or not. They will probably beat UF and lose to Bama…we need to win this one or probably say goodbye to the idea that we will win the SECE this year. We’ll go to bed tonight knowing if we’re in the drivers’ seat or screwed. Florida gifted us by losing but it was a huge gift to the Vols too.

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    • originaluglydawg

      (Post game post) I think the Dawgs proved some things in the second half. That was a fine looking football team in the late third and fourth quarters. Stetson Bennet is a living legend and the defense is just super.

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  71. RangerRuss

    Hard head, arrogance, ego and stupidity plus a bad snap and here we are.

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  72. I love everything about except this. He manballed 4th and short, then got caught up arguing with refs and got burned on man.

    Then we get goal and short, so he tries it 2 more times. Thats 7 we gave and seven we lost on. Maybe monken needs to yell at him. Its maddening

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  73. spur21

    Pickens needs to grow up and start playing TEAM FOOTBALL. Our freshman are playing better – let him watch from the bench.

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  74. jdawg108

    We’ve abandoned throws to the middle of the field.

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  75. originaluglydawg

    We force a fumle…get it on the 15 and the first play we run????? Manfuckingball for no yards. He’s one hard headed guy, that Kirby is.

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  76. Thats a punch! Refs geez

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  77. originaluglydawg

    WTF was that not a personal foul against Tennesssee??? Dude threw a punch in front of the whole world after the play was dead.

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  78. Cool officiating I guess.

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  79. originaluglydawg

    How ironic was that interception while the announcer was lauding Garo for never throwing interceptions?

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  80. What can the O screw up this time?

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  81. originaluglydawg

    first and manball again

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    • originaluglydawg

      I gotta quit..it is what it is and my bitching doesn’t help…but when we only get a yard on first down it puts us consistently behind the chains on second. Asking a lot from SB4 to keep filling that hole Kirby is putting him in. We’ll be lucky if Monken doesn’t say, “F it” and go elsewhere.

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  82. jdawg108

    First down run up the middle. Why not a f*cking play action?

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  83. If there is clear video evidence of a punch being thrown that should be a call from Birmingham. It is unacceptable in this day and age that this shit continues. Just like goal line cameras. They should be mandatory everywhere.

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  84. dawgman3000

    UT has definitely improved under Pruitt, but the Dawgs have made them look a little better than they actually are. If they perform like this Tuscaloosa next week, that game will get ugly quickly.

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  85. Illini84

    The D is done fucking around.

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  86. jdawg108

    Play action. Deep cross. It’ll be there.

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  87. Zeus in game, he gets ball. This isn’t the variety of last week. This is 2019 flashbacks.

    3 running plays to zeus for losses and 3 and out

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  88. Good job punter is the most painful compliment

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  89. Defense will WIN this one….

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  90. dawgman3000

    Apparently Zues has been struck by his own lightning bolt. I would like to see K-Mac and Milton from here on out.

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  91. IZ on 1st down needs yo be made illegal by Georgia legislation

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  92. jdawg108

    Bennett is spooked.

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  93. jdawg108

    Play action deep cross was there. I know! Let’s go back to what HASN’T been working.

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  94. 2nd and 8 zeus iz. This is insane

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  95. In bennet we trust i reckon.

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  96. originaluglydawg

    Stetson is the stuff!

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  97. Stifling 3rd Qtr. Now, keep them in the vice, Dawgs & win some believers some dinero.

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  98. sniffer

    That’s a pretty third down TD. Now maybe some of y’all will shut the fuck up.

    Has it not occurred to anyone that Tenn is a pretty good team and that this was never going to be easy?

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  99. jdawg108

    I bet the over on Florida. Scoring 33.5+. Got the money and the gator L. If Dawgs hold on, a very productive day.

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  100. Illini84

    Lady, you have TWO stations.

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  101. B I G MAN TD…. hahahahaaa

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  102. dawgman3000

    ON TO TUSCALOOSA!

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  103. Welp, theres the roll out to a tE i asked for

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    • jdawg108

      You mean DE.

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    • SoCalDawg

      CD – I was at a sunny backyard Dawgathering here in LA, and I told the gathered few about your wish (at some point this season). I jsut didn’t expect it today! I told them we prolly had it saved for Bama or UF, but man, we needed it at the time. (PF be damned for the celebration from the other DL’s)…..love it. Well called, Sir.

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  104. Monken knows how to use all of the talent available on his team. My biggest take away tonight. Go Dawgs.

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  105. C L A S S RESPONSE in this 2nd Half……….

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  106. Hor damn thats cool AF

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  107. Illini84

    You left here to play on THAT OLine?? Xin Lai Mofo.

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  108. dawgman3000

    UGA’s defense is simply devastating.

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  109. Illini84

    Xin Loi

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  110. W Cobb Dawg

    Lanning adjustments at the half – for the win!

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  111. originaluglydawg

    Finally got all cylinders firing! SB is amazing and the D is just unbelievable. I’m still pissed that we don’t have at least 50 points..but right now we’ve covered the spread (I think).

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  112. originaluglydawg

    I wanna see our backup QB. We need to get him some reps.

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  113. These commercials are completely not needed

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  114. originaluglydawg

    Winning this one gives us some cushion in the east…Tennessee still has to play Bama (as we do ) and the Handbags have to play Tennessee. We just can’t afford any slip ups against lesser teams.

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  115. Illini84

    Wound meet salt.

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  116. Illini84

    OK goddamit, don’t be stupid/

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  117. originaluglydawg

    Crap….storm killed my tv reception with two minutes left.

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  118. FlyingPeakDawg

    Actually, that was pretty easy. Thought Stetson was getting out a little over his ski tips early, but took some tough hits and showed that championship moxie. GO DAWGS!!!

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  119. Our defense is glorious.

    Our offense seems to be improving.

    We could potentially end up damn scary. I can feel my hopes building to a dangerous level. Next week will either crush those hopes or send them into the stratosphere.

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  120. RangerRuss

    Big ol ass whooping.

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  121. RangerRuss

    I would’ve been happy with a one point win after that shitty first half. But I’m truly ecstatic with the final score. Those arrogant, mouthy, orange wearing refugees from a Murray county pig sty not only thought they had a chance, they believed they were gonna kick the Dawgs ass. Dawgs D ”ripped their hearts out and stomped that sucker flat”.
    Piss on those toothless inbred cousin fuckers.

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  122. J.R. Clark

    The mouth breathing moron Mike Leach has officially won one he shouldn’t have and lost two he shouldn’t have, in fulfillment of the Scriptures. Kentucky only had 157 yards of offense and intercepted 6 passes in a 24-2 win.

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