January 12, 2021 · 1:12 PM

Ask the expert

Wait.  He’s not gonna discuss how to ignore it?

Does having Huntley Johnson on speed dial count as fixing it?

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27 responses to “Ask the expert”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    January 12, 2021 at 1:19 PM

    That jerk, skipped the explanation of how he creates a dysfunctional work environment.

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    • Down Island Way
      January 12, 2021 at 2:19 PM

      ‘I have no idea what I’m talking about,’”… (corch said that) I rest my case, wall paper exists stating that i graduated with a higher education, having said that….you can’t spell douche with out FU….#FTMF

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  2. Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)
    January 12, 2021 at 1:27 PM

    This is the definition of low-hanging fruit.

    All the jokes will write themselves.

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  3. dawgman3000
    January 12, 2021 at 1:44 PM

    If lacking of self-awareness was a person….

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  4. practicaldawg
    January 12, 2021 at 1:53 PM

    Only in America can a true sociopath like Corch be celebrated as the opposite of what he really is

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  5. Doug Gillett
    January 12, 2021 at 1:58 PM

    I’m tempted to say Urban is going to keep on getting jobs until he manages to kill a kid, but both George O’Leary and Brian Kelly managed to stay employed after doing that, so . . . who knows.

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  6. Russ
    January 12, 2021 at 2:01 PM

    Speaking of scumbags, I was trying to escape Herbie’s blatherings last night so I flipped over to the channel with the coaches and lo and behold, they had that scumbag Hugh Sleaze as one of the panelists.

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      January 12, 2021 at 2:05 PM

      As much as I crap on ESPN, their Skycam broadcast is a blessing.

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      • Russ
        January 12, 2021 at 4:42 PM

        Yeah, I watched that but even then they had 2 bozos telling me what I just watched during timeouts.

        The Skycam is a blessing. Not sure why they don’t make that a standard feature for all bigger games, not just post season and playoffs. It’s got to be 1/4 the price of a regular broadcast so they would make even more money.

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        • akascuba
          January 12, 2021 at 6:50 PM

          It’s available every week on select major games during the entire season.

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          • akascuba
            January 12, 2021 at 7:01 PM

            Agree that during time outs or anything outside of game time action there are commercials and talking morons. However while the game is live pure bliss just like being in the stadium enjoying a game. I’ll take that anyway over listening to Herbie the talking self serving ESPN shill.

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      • bigjohnson1992
        January 12, 2021 at 10:11 PM

        Agreed for most things, but the field of vision and lack of replays is a problem.

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    • eethomaswfnc
      January 12, 2021 at 3:33 PM

      For the part of the game I watched, I had it on the SEC Network and listened to a little of Eli Gold and the Alabama radio guys.

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      • godawgs1701
        January 12, 2021 at 3:43 PM

        Wouldn’t spit on Alabama if it was on fire, but I gotta say, Eli Gold is one hell of a radio play by play man. I love listening to Alabama on the radio if I’m driving somewhere and they’re playing when Georgia isn’t. He does a fantastic job, doesn’t go too far into the homer stuff, captures the action sharply, really paints a picture, and holds your attention.

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        • eethomaswfnc
          January 12, 2021 at 4:09 PM

          On the hometown feed, it shows the regular network feed with one camera following Little Nicky on the sideline (that was boring because you couldn’t read his lips due to the mask and because Bama was running them off the field so he wasn’t losing his mind).

          Gold has grown on me. He ain’t Munson, John Ward or the guy from Auburn who passed away a few years ago. He beats the hell out of the Handbags’ Mick Hubert.

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      • PTC DAWG
        January 12, 2021 at 4:47 PM

        I tried that, it they made the actual game about 1/4 the size of my screen…total BS…

        They did the same a few years ago with one of UGA’s games..there is a reason I have a big screen…use it…the crawl ESPN has up bugs me enough..

        I too went to skycast, or what ever they call it…Golic was ok in the breaks..

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  7. Dawg19
    January 12, 2021 at 2:13 PM

    One of the only downsides to last night’s game is that Urban wasn’t the coach on the receiving end of that beatdown.

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  8. godawgs1701
    January 12, 2021 at 3:41 PM

    “To spot a dysfunctional work environment, first check to see who is in charge. Is it me? If so, then you have just spotted a dysfunctional work environment.

    I guess that’s lunch, then.”

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  9. siskey
    January 12, 2021 at 3:45 PM

    Urban is a really smart guy to lack any self awareness, either that or he has the unmitigated gall of a sociopath.

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  10. Texas Dawg
    January 12, 2021 at 3:49 PM

    PT Barnum had nothing on Corch. He may go down in history as one of the greatest hucksters of all time.

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  11. argondawg
    January 12, 2021 at 4:03 PM

    Hard to take this seriously when he hauled a disfunctional Zach Smith all over the country with him.

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  12. Andy Berryman
    January 12, 2021 at 5:51 PM

    The caption should read, “Your garden variety asshole is here, so my goal is to be here,”

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  13. FlyingPeakDawg
    January 12, 2021 at 5:51 PM

    Me: Coach, I have a question. A few of our workers bring guns to work, flash gang signs, and have their homies hanging around outside glorifying the illicit drug culture. Is this a sign of a dysfunctional work place?

    Corch: No. Next question?

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  14. Morris Day
    January 12, 2021 at 7:02 PM

    …if his brain was on fire.

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  15. gurkhadawg
    January 13, 2021 at 6:07 AM

    Corch needs to STFU and spend his time on his boat with shirtless men.

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