It’s a steep fall from here to here.
The difference between a good Group of 5 team and one of the so-called Super Teams of college football is like the difference between a great peanut butter and jelly sandwich and one of the Top 5 meals you’ve ever had in your life.
There is no comparison, in other words. It’s OK to like both peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a meal that might be worthy of your last, but it’s not fair to stand them side by side.
I love how he glossed over his confident pregame analysis of UAB superiority/equality at several positions as mere “curiosity” at how a G5 team would fare. I love the subtle hint of whining in his recounting of press box decorum and his disapproving recollection of the lack, in his opinion. But I really, truly, completely love the passive aggressive shot he took by bringing up last year’s final score in the Alabama game. Yes, Homer, by all means deftly remind us THEY AINT READY FOR BAMA, PAWWWWLL. The juxtaposition of this with the no cheering in the press box whine is (chef’s kiss) so perfect.
A shorter and more accurate article would have simply said “I was foolish to think UAB had a chance against this team. UGA is big, athletic, fast, and deep. They look like an SECC contender. I’m an idiot..”
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The pre-game article was written by a different writer.
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Goodman’s pre-game take is cringeworthy in its own right:
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Thank you. While I was technically correct I was wrong in excusing him.
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Ahhh, he was one of those three prognosticators who foresaw UAB scoring multiple times and keeping it close. Pro, Joe and Hero all ended up looking like schmoes by the end of the first quarter.
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Like what you did there, Speller!
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I going to say he regretted writing that 38 seconds into the game.
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Like, I thought that Georgia would come out kind of flat after the big Clemson win, but even I wasn’t stupid enough to predict a 21–18 final.
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uab had a chance, many chances…coulda’ took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, coulda’ called UGA football and said it wasn’t gonna’ be a good look for them to play this weekend and asked if we can do this later on…coulda’ pulled a vandy and not even showed…they had a chance…
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If we play against Candy like we did UAB, there’s no doubt a modern day Georgia scoring record could be in reach.
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You can’t give me one good reason why the results vs vandy won’t be the same as uab final…(all things being equal)…
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Quit confusing me with facts. Or “forget it, I’m rolling.” 🙂
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Turns out the facts are on your side.
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I made a mistake; I thought I was wrong about something. 🙂
Regardless of the details, let me simply say this about al.com and all their Homer columnists: FTMFs. 😉
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What a bunch of no talent a$$ clowns.
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