You know what they say about fall weddings…

Holy shit, this blows my mind.

Admittedly, it will make for one helluva story to tell their kids one day.  Not sure it says much about the program’s culture at FSU, though.


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31 responses to “You know what they say about fall weddings…

  1. With a little more age, that dude will learn to read the room better…but then again, he may be concerned FSU won’t win again so he thought, what the hayell…let’s light this candle 🕯

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    • RangerRuss

      Attention whores. I will never understand their motivation.

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      • These poor dumb bastards today have no clue what they’re signing up for…fucking wedding showers, bachelor & bachelorette parties, and then eventually baby showers and gender reveal parties…I’m glad I dodged most of that horse shit decades ago…guess it could always be worse…speaking of which, whatever happened to dudes joining the merchant marines or signing up on Alaskan crabbing ships to avoid paternity tests and court orders? Is that no longer a thang?

        I knew more than three good old GA boys that would swear the state bird of Alaska was called a Process Server.

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        • RangerRuss

          My better half did all the planning while I was out having fun with my knees in the breeze and boots in the mud. At Christmas I told her I would be home on or about 15 May for the wedding. It was more like 15 June. Bunch of ol biddies cussing the yankee Army. Messed up their plans.


  2. 79dawg

    At least she knows he really means “in good times and bad”….

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  3. I can’t decide whether this looks more like a Salvador Dali painting or a Hieronymus Bosch.

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  4. whendawgsfly

    Yikes! Hope she plans to pick the wedding venue and Honeymoon destination. Can you imagine what this guy might choose!?

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  5. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Okay, I know that I am a geezer, but I do not understand making a spectacle out of what should be a private moment. Grasping for your 15 minutes of fame? Can y’all help me understand? If this dude subscribed to my way of thinking he wouldn’t be a laughingstock on Twitter today.

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  6. David D

    Word has it they both hit the transfer portal.

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  7. originaluglydawg

    Maybe he’s not proposing.
    Maybe he’s begging forgiveness.

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  8. miltondawg

    I know that this isn’t exactly the point of the post, but how in the hell are you not in full prevent defense on that play?

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    • Gaskilldawg

      The explanation was that JSU had a timeout. FSU was guarding against a quick completion into FG range then a timeout and a tying FG.

      I am not defending that strategy. Clearly it was a mistake. I am simply answering your question as to why FSU was not in prevent. so please don’t argue with me.

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  9. godawgs1701

    With awareness like this, I fully expect him to be upset by her spin instructor some day.

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  10. TripleB

    Quite the inauspicious beginning if ever there was one.

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  11. TEXBaller

    The optics are bad. “We just got gutted, but all I can think about is proposing”. Why not do in an empty stadium by yourselves? Norvell has lost this team (for lack of better words). May the beatings continue……


  12. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    unfocused Fsu is good for bulldog recruiting

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  13. srhoades14

    Her reply…”No, daddy told me I better not marry some loser.”

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  14. 69Dawg

    I’ll tell you UGA has not had much to help them in “the enemy of your enemy is your friend” area from FSU or the U. We get more help from UCF and USF because they take away UF’s walkon guys.

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  15. Just another Third Rate Romance, low-rent rendezvous.

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  16. Clayton Joiner

    My guess is that guy didn’t actually play in the game