March 9, 2022 · 9:17 AM

Housekeeping note

I’ve added a new entry to the Lexicon.  You’ll find it in the “M”s.

41 Comments

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41 responses to “Housekeeping note”

  2. RangerRuss
    March 9, 2022 at 9:22 AM

    Whiny bitches ain’t shit.

    Liked by 8 people

  3. thenewandimprovedtronan
    March 9, 2022 at 9:29 AM

    The only way Bama can lose is from malignant conspiracy or devastating personal tragedy. There is no other way.

    Liked by 12 people

  4. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)
    March 9, 2022 at 9:29 AM

    Roll Tears Roll!!!

    Liked by 10 people

  5. frozendawg
    March 9, 2022 at 9:35 AM

    Robert Stack called from Unsolved Mysteries…someone has to figure out the enigma of a Bama beat down

    Grow a pair, you whiny sacks of shit

    Liked by 5 people

  6. Faltering Memory
    March 9, 2022 at 9:35 AM

    Excellent!

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Castleberry
    March 9, 2022 at 9:40 AM

    I just knew it was going to be “Might be doing some heavy lifting”.

    The actual entry was even better. Well played.

    Liked by 5 people

  8. godawgs1701
    March 9, 2022 at 9:42 AM

    I keep seeing Georgia fans talk about the Bama folks’ whining… I just really hope none of y’all had Alabama acknowledging defeat and giving credit to a victorious Bulldog program as part of your national championship daydreams all these years because it was simply never going to happen. It has never happened in their entire history of lost football games. The Tide has never been defeated, it’s only ever been a victim of cruel circumstance blunting Alabama’s superiority.

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    • Harold Miller
      March 9, 2022 at 10:53 AM

      Mike Shula is the definition of cruel circumstance then.

      Liked by 3 people

    • Dawgfan Will
      March 9, 2022 at 11:33 AM

      Honestly, it makes beating them even better. It would be a bit anti-climactic if one of the most arrogant fanbases in college football (if not THE most arrogant) were suddenly gracious in defeat.

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      • mwodieseldawg
        March 9, 2022 at 1:07 PM

        A bunch of the contractors I use are huge bama fans and they have given me shit since 2008. I haven’t said a word to them about football since UGA spanked that ass. I know they’re expecting it and that just makes it sweeter. I get more satisfaction from those assholes not being able to talk shit than from talking shit to them. It was great when all the narratives died.

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    • ben
      March 9, 2022 at 1:58 PM

      I always thought the Bear quote “We’ve never lost. We’ve just been behind when time runs out,” was apocryphal.

      Guess it’s actually gospel there.

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  9. eethomaswfnc
    March 9, 2022 at 9:43 AM

    Well played, Senator! You win post of the day!

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Russ
    March 9, 2022 at 9:45 AM

    Doesn’t count. Metchie and Williams didn’t write it.

    Liked by 6 people

    • Down Island Way
      March 9, 2022 at 9:54 AM

      Those two are so selfish, should they really care about the bammer fan base’s feeling’s and those feelings of their “throw me under the red cross bus” hc, they would have gone all Ronnie Lott, amputated at the knee, taped up, gone back into the most important game of the year and played one legged, now that is what legends are made of…fookin’ beooches…GO DAWGS!

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  11. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles
    March 9, 2022 at 9:52 AM

    I hope no injury was incurred whilst inputting the new entry into the Lexicon hall of fame lest it lose its luster of greatness.

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  12. 81Dog
    March 9, 2022 at 10:14 AM

    HE WOULDN’T NEVER HAVE POSTED THAT TRASH IF METCHIE AND WILLIAMS DIDN’T GET HURT, PAWWWWWLLLLL!

    😉

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  13. FlyingPeakDawg
    March 9, 2022 at 10:24 AM

    Better watch your trees Senator!

    Liked by 11 people

  14. The Truth
    March 9, 2022 at 10:33 AM

    I suppose a correct usage would be, “You just know they’re gonna go all Metchie and Williams on us after the SECCG since Will Anderson got hurt against Auburn.”

    (The above statement in no way wishes injury on Will Anderson — illustrative purposes only)

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  15. Ozam
    March 9, 2022 at 10:37 AM

    I racked my brain trying to predict the new entry. Never would have guessed that one. Touche! 🗡️

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  16. Nil Butron is a Pud
    March 9, 2022 at 11:00 AM

    Wincing in severe pain, Colt McCoy raises his hand and wonders where is his place in history…

    Liked by 6 people

  17. Luke Waller
    March 9, 2022 at 11:21 AM

    2nd string lied to Saban. Told him the moment wasn’t too big.

    Liked by 8 people

  18. Texas Dawg
    March 9, 2022 at 11:26 AM

    You may have to revise that from a noun to a verb (bitch, whine, moan). All he would do is Metchie and Williams all day long.

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  19. unionjackgin
    March 9, 2022 at 12:19 PM

    Brilliant!

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  20. practicaldawg
    March 9, 2022 at 12:46 PM

    If it makes them feel better, we played without any 1000 yard receivers all year. We had to do it as a team.

    Liked by 6 people

  22. Whiskey Dawg
    March 9, 2022 at 1:41 PM

    Metchie and Williams – All injury cases with specialty in Dawg bites.

    Liked by 2 people

  23. ben
    March 9, 2022 at 1:57 PM

    I’ve been away today. Are they STILL complaining??

    Liked by 1 person

  24. Nil Butron is a Pud
    March 9, 2022 at 2:15 PM

    Have you been emotionally injured on national TV?
    Embarrassed by a ex-coach?
    Defeated in a National Championship game by a former walk-on quarterback?
    Well, it’s not your fault!

    If you find yourself in any of these situations with no where to run or throw, call the law firm of METCHIE & WILLIAMS. Our starting lawyers have honed their skills in the garbage time of FCS opponent courtrooms and 20-point leads, padding our stats and growing our outsized entitlement to elephantine proportions. We know that Heisman trophies are won on the field, not watching the 2nd string from the bench.

    We’ll get you the natty justice that you know you deserve, just because… you’re Bama!

    Don’t Wait! Call Today! 1-800-LUV-NICK!

    METCHIE & WILLIAMS: Because Backup Reps are for the Other Guys!

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  25. Granthams Replacement
    March 9, 2022 at 2:40 PM

    It’s funny listening to bammers. They forget Colt McCoy and Sony Michael injuries in title games.

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  26. uga97
    March 9, 2022 at 4:44 PM

    Classic.

    Minor edits/adds:
    [Metchie and Williams (pl n.)]

    -And anywhere else:

    [*honorable mention/no mention, Colt McCoy.]

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  27. junkyardawg41
    March 9, 2022 at 8:31 PM

    And Tyler Simmons was onsides.

    Liked by 4 people

  28. Hobnail_Boot
    March 9, 2022 at 9:55 PM

    They didn’t get the message.

    Do it again, Dawgs.

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  29. Dawg19
    March 10, 2022 at 12:21 AM

    If only Saban had recruited better.

    Liked by 1 person