Geez, Gators, when they put it this way…
FLORIDA
SEC titles: 8
Most recent: 2008
Synopsis: All eight of Florida’s league championships were compiled from 1991 through 2008, a stretch that included national championships in 1996, 2006 and 2008. The four SEC title-game trips since 2008 have ended in losses to Alabama, which included a 54-16 embarrassment in 2016.
… no wonder everything before 1990 is a blur to y’all.
Such a narrow window…FTMF
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“Take a stitch for me, Doc!!”
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I believe this is what we all refer to around here as “regression to the mean,” isn’t it?
The moral arc of victory is long, but it bends toward FTMF for the Gators.
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“Regression (is so) mean “!!!
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Imma come back to this post around 6:30pm and count the number of times “FTMF” has been used.
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Might be easier to count the number of times it isn’t used.
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FTMF
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Really enjoyed watching Kentucky beat that ass yesterday on Kentucky day. They are hated by everyone. FTMF’s
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FTMF
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FTMF
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FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF FTMF
Just getting my money’s worth! BTW, FTMF!
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I love it, Bulldawg Bill! However,
I’ll see your dozen FTMF and raise you,
“FTMF with extreme prejudice”.
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Awight! Just to keep it interesting, I’ll meetcha and raise you a FTMF with Malice and Antipathy!!
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Could break a record Moe.
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I believe we’re there already!
And for good measure;
F…T…M…F,
DAMMIT!!!
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#FTMF!
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FTMFs
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FTMF’S
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I attended that 2016 SECC game, wore my Dawg hat, sat behind an obnoxious Bama man. Leaving the stadium after the game I told him, See you here again next year, we’ll be playing you. He laughed at me.
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FT Gump MF
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As you’re apt to say, Senator, pump this directly into my veins. It’ll sustain me a long, long time.
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We need one more to pass Tennessee. Let’s get it done this year.
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I was listening to some Gator shills on the radio, and the commitments they received yesterday from a good 4-star running back and a barely 4-star QB were treated as if they were two of the top 20 players in the country. They’re really desperate for good news, and I love it.
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FTMFers
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But can you say it in French? 😁
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Probably loses something in the translation!
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Yob vas?
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Ich raiden noch.
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nique sa mère!
(literally = fuck his/her mother)
NSM!
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Nice touch, Brux!
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Florida was always a mediocre dump of a football program. 1990 – 2008 is the outlier.
Remind FU fans every moment of every day about this truth until it sinks in good.
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So, in 3 years they will have been wondering in the wilderness for as long as they’re glory years ran?
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A Gator fan in their 40s would be forgiven for thinking that Florida football is entitled to greatness, given that it’s basically all they’ve ever known from about age 11 through their early 30s. But anyone that knows the history recognizes that Florida’s had two great coaches, only one of whom stuck around for an appreciable period of time, and otherwise the program has been at most merely good. Georgia, too, has had long periods of mediocrity, but the Dawgs have a lot of advantages that Florida doesn’t such as being the only true power in one of the most talented states. Florida can’t say that. And a senior at Florida last saw true greatness in Gainesville at age 6 or so and is 4-7 against Georgia in the last 11 years so you’d think some measure of reality would start to set in.
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True, we’ve had periods of mediocrity but we’ve also had great runs in our history that Florida never had. Wally Butts had some great teams in the 40’s (we still need to claim a NC for the undefeated 1946 team), and back in the 20’s (yeah, 100 years ago) we had some really good teams. In my Red & Black mind, we’ve consistently been more relevant over our history than Florida could even dream about.
FTMF
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That’s true. Know how many times the Florida Gators have run the table in the regular season? It’s never happened. The 1911 Florida team went 5-0-1 making them the only team to go without a loss, but no Florida team has ever gone undefeated and untied. 1996, 2006, and 2008 each featured a loss along the way. Hell, the 2006 team barely escaped with wins in like, 5 games. So, yeah, I don’t get too carried away with those tales of Gator greatness.
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I have to disagree slightly…FU had one other coach who went on to greatness. General James Van Fleet, US Army, was head football coach at FU from 1923-1925. His record was 12-3-4. And just to needle the Tennessee fans, Van Fleet was the highest ranking US Army officer to have coached an SEC team.
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We’re almost to the halfway point of Decade II of gator irrelevance. May their drought persist longer than 41 years.
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Well, it took em 90 years to get their first one.
Perhaps another century will pass till they meet again
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Personally, I hope they all live to be 120!
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That’s the average age of people living in their state, so they might!
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Moses lived to be 120.
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Moses fathered a baby at 120.
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Oy! Nowadays that’s just showboatin’!
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#1980
FTMF
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Brevity is indeed the soul of wit, oh soulful one!
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I don’t know what the post is about because I didn’t read it but I saw the title and decided to drop in and say…….
#FTMF
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FU: Don’t you know that you [once were and now are a has been] shooting star?
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Johnny was a schoolboy
When he heard his first Beatles song….
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If the TURDS are a “Shooting Star” then the Dawgs are definitely “Bad Company”
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“Six (TE) sound,
Is our claim to fame!…”
Take it, Tex!!
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The defense especially should be singing this when they come on the field.
“Bad, bad company till the day I die”
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Tex, a Badco fan can’t be ALL bad!!!
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FTMFs!!
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Not sure the term for it, but a window of time that seems big in the moment, only shrinks in the future. As time marches on, the Spurrier and Meyer eras look like anomalous blips.
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