If Nike designed a playing field…

this is probably what it would look like.

Holy Mother of Crap, that’s hideous.


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24 responses to “If Nike designed a playing field…

  1. Russ

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.


  2. mwo

    The girl on the left had an aerial view of the installation. http://youtu.be/-HeNr03jcOQ


  3. Go Dawgs!

    Step 1: Install crazy Boise State-inspired field turf.
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!


  4. WH

    Add an ugly gator skin print to it and I think Nike slap a swoosh on it.


  5. Is this the sort of “value” that teams like Boise have added to the football landscape?


  6. RC

    Have you seen that red abomination at Eastern Washington? I’m all for programs having a little fun and differentiating themselves from the pack somehow, but Mother of God…please make it stop.


  7. Deanna

    This is not a football field. This is upholstery.


  8. X-Dawg

    Central Arkansas should rename their mascot to the “Pimps”. Just waiting for GTU to get in on some of this action now.


    • Go Dawgs!

      Gold and black honeycomb pattern. All over the field. There’s not enough bourbon in the world for me to be able to stomach looking at that every two years.


  9. Hobnail_Boot

    Have you seen Oregon’s basketball court?


  10. Scott W.

    Off topic, but does anyone know what channel the UGA baseball game is on or if the game is broadcast?


  11. gastr1

    The NCAA needs to step in on this sort of thing before more schools screw this up. It’s downright HARD to watch a Boise game when those fools are wearing the all-blue unis on the blue field…I can just imagine what it would be like to watch a game, in person or in any manner, on this visual sledgehammer of a field.


    • Russ

      Well, to be honest, there’s only about 30,000 of them watching the game at BSU, so the damage is limited.


  12. Reptillicide

    What the hell is this? Whose gonna be the first team to install psychadelic turf?


  13. Bulldog Joe

    Gonna be hotter than Hades in September.