A nice, quiet spring

This list has been making the rounds on several message boards this offseason.


Say what you will about Florida football so far this year, it hasn’t been uneventful.



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40 responses to “A nice, quiet spring

  1. stoopnagle


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  2. practicaldawg

    The zero 5* thing is really getting to them. As it should. It’s Sideshow’s world now, and Gator fans are just living in it.

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  3. Rebar

    Couldn’t happen to a better bunch!


  4. DC Weez

    What an offseason and we still have over 2 months to go! At least no current Gator has murdered anyone yet.


  5. The 20 to 0 thing should scare the hell out of them, but instead they just respond that Kirby can’t coach or develop … blah, blah, blah.

    When Spurrier made his comment about recruiting, it was made knowing he had great players. Dopey Dan doesn’t get it that his “coaching ability” can’t overcome superior depth.


    • spur21

      Spurrier also backed up his taunts on the field. Spurrier lived rent free in our heads.


      • No doubt … he also was willing to give credit when credit was due.

        “They just clobbered us.”
        “Georgia is just better than us.”

        He backed everything up, but then again, he knew he had better players than us from about 1994 on. He was superior to Goff and Donnan.


  6. Chi-town Dawg

    Sounds like Gator fans have a serious case of penis envy towards UGA


  7. GruvenDawg

    This has been the most fun in an offseason I’ve had in a LONG time. I am not traditionally vindictive but Dan needed to humble himself. Watching Alligator Alley melt and other UF fans interact with that list on another board has been sublime. That list will be updated over the offseason. I expect another melt if Rosemy chooses the good guys after an official visit to UF.

    I really do wonder if Kirby is twisting the knife with the timing of some of the commitments. I really love his passion for UGA and hate for all things gator.


  8. Paul

    We may never have had THAT bad a spring, but we’ve lived through our share of really crappy off seasons and springs. As Spurrier also famously said, he liked playing us early because we always had three or four of our best players suspended. He was telling the truth. So, let’s not get too happy to kick another program while they’re down. I hate Florida too. Probably more than the rest of you because I went to UGA pre-Spurrier. Let’s allow our players to do the talking on the field.


    • JarvisCrowell

      Definitely gonna kick them while they’re down as much as possible. Florida was our daddy for the better part of 25 years, payback time


    • W Cobb Dawg

      “So, let’s not get too happy to kick another program while they’re down.”

      That’s the kind of thinking that led to most of the losses. Me, I’d rather kick til my foot falls off. Fortunately, I believe Kirby is of like mind.

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    • ChiliDawg

      Fuck that, dude. When your enemy is down – put him to the sword.


  9. Doug

    I want to print this post out on a 3D printer, grind it up, and snort it.

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  10. Dawglicious

    I love the sprinkling of UF baseball failure throughout the list, thrown in for good measure.


  11. Harold Miller

    When you look at it in total, it starts to look like McElwain 2.0.


  12. There is no football in this state….only UGA football in this state…nothing to see here, till November … please, move along………


  13. W Cobb Dawg

    “May 10: I was told Mullen is up on Lake Oconee, GA on his boat.”

    That might be my favorite. Meanwhile, Kirby was putting the finishing touches on his Florida Tech satellite camp.


  14. Dave

    Don’t comment much – but Senator, this is quite possibly the greatest off-season post of all time.

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  15. truck

    This post makes having the internet worthwhile.


  16. Cojones

    Which one of our posters placed this before us a week or so ago? I just want that poster to get credit, although, of course, it’s even better when posted by a gator on their venue.

    Think I’ll mosey on over to the waterhole for a libation today. There ought to be a thirsty gator or two around to discuss this horror. Seriously! You don’t think I would stoop so low as to talk snark to gators that don’t comprehend it that way, do you?

    Maybe just a little.

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  17. ChiliDawg

    My only regret is that the SEC message board I used to post at years ago during the Urban Meyer years is pretty much defunct nowadays and I have no recourse to go mercilessly abuse the one gator admin who was insufferable during those times. There is a mountain of dog shit with his nose’s name on it, and it’s going to go undisturbed I fear.


  18. DawgByte

    Kirby’s 5*’s are living rent free in Gator heads! LOL


  19. Hobnail_Boot

    Y’all help me figure out how to turn this into wallpaper.

    Not “iPhone background” wallpaper, but “guest bathroom” wallpaper.

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