July 31, 2020 · 6:20 AM

“They’re not dead yet, but they definitely will die.”

The least surprising thing I’ve learned in the wake of the news about the death of Harvey Updyke is that he named his son Bear.

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  1. Dawgfan1995
    July 31, 2020 at 7:20 AM

    You hadn’t heard that his daughter is named Crimson Tyde (no shit)? https://www.si.com/more-sports/2011/10/13/harvey-updyke

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  2. Derek
    July 31, 2020 at 7:40 AM

    When I heard someone poisoned the trees, I felt bad for Auburn for nearly 30 seconds.

    I’ll never forgive Harvey Updyke for that.

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    • Down Island Way
      July 31, 2020 at 6:39 PM

      There are no tree’s where the barners tread……there are things that those dipsticks throw useful toilet paper on, no trees exist there….piss on those dipsticks, forever

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  3. Anotherdawg
    July 31, 2020 at 8:48 AM

    It’s a shame when someone goes to the extreme like he did. But, I have to admit, I did laugh when he was defending his actions and commented, “it’s not like I tried to kill their crow that flies around”

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  4. Muttley
    July 31, 2020 at 9:59 AM

    It has nothing to do with Bryant. He named him that because he shits in the woods.

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  5. chuckdawg
    July 31, 2020 at 5:39 PM

    We love these historic trees so much that we trash them to celebrate!

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