December 1, 2020 · 7:45 AM

TFW you need a new schtick

Jim Harbaugh believes his work is being unfairly judged.

I sure would love to be in the meeting when Harbaugh’s agent argues for a contract extension and raise because the process is kicking some righteous ass.

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26 responses to “TFW you need a new schtick”

  1. armydawg
    December 1, 2020 at 8:20 AM

    Next coach at Vandy?

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  2. David D
    December 1, 2020 at 8:22 AM

    My Boss: “I need to see your data which is overdue. I expect employees who are results oriented. Our stakeholders expect this as well.”
    Me: “I detect some disdain. The report, by the way, is not ready. But I am processing it. We cool?”

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  3. classiccitycanine
    December 1, 2020 at 8:40 AM

    Any process worth a damn eventually produces good results. Even Nick Saban’s Process is only as good as the results over time. Big Jim has had quite a while to deliver results and it’s just not happening.

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  4. wsmosher
    December 1, 2020 at 8:43 AM

    I think by now most Michigan fans are hoping the Lions are dumb enough to offer Screech’s cousin a contract.

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  5. 79dawg
    December 1, 2020 at 8:47 AM

    Was really disappointed not to see them put it to State Pen on Saturday and keep them winless…

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  6. Russ
    December 1, 2020 at 8:48 AM

    Well, at this point “the process” is all he has. He sure doesn’t have results to brag about.

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  7. Texas Dawg
    December 1, 2020 at 9:22 AM

    Harbaugh is the victim of his own hubris. He came in with his attitude of superiority and has yet to deliver. As we say in Texas, his time at Michigan has been all hat and no cattle. His record against OSU and top ten teams makes Richt’s record against Florida look stellar. As far as results oriented vs process oriented?? We have a scoreboard that tallies the results on the field, not judges on the sidelines giving style points for a well executed process.

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  8. Munsoning
    December 1, 2020 at 9:38 AM

    I’m with Harbaugh. I can’t believe other football coaches are so “results-oriented.” It’s almost as though they keep their jobs by winning, not losing. Clearly UM has a different process.

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  9. ASEF
    December 1, 2020 at 9:53 AM

    Jim’s too pure for college football. It’s beneath him.

    Funny though, he’s not too pure to accept the $150k/week salary.

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    • Got Cowdog
      December 1, 2020 at 12:28 PM

      You know, if you hold that number up to the light and squint just right, it looks like a lot of money.
      I sometimes have a crisis of capitalism if I actually take time to think about such things, like the middle school coach who has to teach other people’s lame ass kids as well won’t make that in 3 years.
      Or, since it’s AD day, knuckling under the NCAA and throwing a player under the bus for making a grand on the side then having the stones to actually pay a mediocre coach 150k/week ’cause…well, he’s worth it? Or if you don’t someone else will?
      It’s mind-boggling.

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      • RangerRuss
        December 1, 2020 at 1:44 PM

        That number held down in the dim light of a porta-john wide eyed looks like a lot to me, pal. I can’t wrap my head around it especially considering the hypocrisy of denying young folks the ability to make peanuts through otherwise legal means.
        This cold, cutting wind is a stark reminder of what some people deal with to earn much less. I don’t want to think about it as it brings up feeeeeelings that run counter to my conservative philosophy. You’re not alone in respect to questioning the system.

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  10. originaluglydawg
    December 1, 2020 at 10:23 AM

    He’d fit right in on North Ave.

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    • godawgs1701
      December 1, 2020 at 11:01 AM

      Woof. No thanks. He’d be a massive upgrade over that clown Collins. People forget that Harbaugh can actually coach given how bad he’s screwed up the Michigan thing.

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  11. mddawg
    December 1, 2020 at 10:44 AM

    I wonder if he feels the same way about his paycheck.

    “The money wasn’t deposited in my account.”

    “Well don’t get hung up on the results. You see, there’s a process…”

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  12. rigger92
    December 1, 2020 at 10:59 AM

    I dont follow Michigan at all, so I dont know. What is the problem up there? Does Jim always have a weakness in his staff? The guy has never shown to be bad at football, he has a dream job, no reason really to field a poor team.

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    • Hobnail_Boot
      December 1, 2020 at 11:15 AM

      Like many coaches, he’s an anachronism. He works hard and is nice enough, but he doesn’t kiss butt and says some wacky stuff.

      If you win big, nobody cares. Think Dabo.

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  13. wsmosher
    December 1, 2020 at 11:01 AM

    I’ll give this to the B1G — they had two seemingly surefire alums-as-new-head coaches who are failing miserably between Frost and Harbaugh. (Still glad Frost didn’t go to UF — recruiting there vs NE is a bit different.)

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  14. uga97
    December 1, 2020 at 11:38 AM

    unfair work judgement? wasn’t he 7-9 mill per year? He should be arrested on the spot for breaking & entering.

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  15. 69Dawg
    December 1, 2020 at 11:56 AM

    I personally hope UM keeps him. He is what they deserve. Their fans, and the sports media, still think they are relevant even after the curb stomping OSU has put on them forever. It’s like GT fans thinking they are still a top Power 5 team but can’t sale out their stadium.

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  16. Godawg
    December 1, 2020 at 12:48 PM

    meh, that whole “wins and losses” thing is over-rated…

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  17. unclebeezer
    December 3, 2020 at 11:31 AM

    Fun fact: Harbaugh serves as his own agent.

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