Respect the troll

Gotta give the man credit for extending his anti-SEC shtick to a team that’s not even in the SEC yet.  So there is such a thing as preemptive trolling.

Now do FSU-Jacksonville State, Danny.


Filed under Media Punditry/Foibles, SEC Football, Texas Is Just Better Than You Are.

25 responses to “Respect the troll

  1. dawgtired7

    LOL! Danny has a burr. I really wish he would read your comment about FSU. That SEC envy just gets worse for him.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Biggen

    He is a miserable person. He sounds nice and innocent on the radio but his true feelings show on Twitter. He harbors so much hate for the SEC it must be hard for him to sleep at night.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. uga97

    Enuff is enuff, Danny Kanell’s Penis- envy thing is just getting annoying.


  4. akascuba

    The first two weeks of CFB have shown how bad his ACC really is. While the SEC continues excluding Vandy to get stronger top to bottom.

    Danny boy is in for a long miserable season. Not on Twitter or I would regularly ask him the Senator’s excellent question about explaining FSU and JAX St or why the ACC sucks.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. David D

    Kanell picked Texas. His reputation as a soothsayer took a hit. His reputation as an asshole is still quite intact.

    Liked by 19 people

  6. Whiskey Dawg

    Danny who?

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Texas Dawg

    It isn’t that they lost to Arkansas. It was the fact that they were pretty much run out of the stadium. It wasn’t a squeak by on a lucky play upset. As several pundits I’ve listened to over the last weeks have so eloquently put it “they lined up across from the Longhorns and just punched them in the mouth”. On top of that, TEXAS WAS BACK!!!! AGAIN!!…until they weren’t

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    • Harold Miller

      Oh and apparently so was FSU according to some. How you are back after losing to ND because you got the game to OT is beyond me.

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      • miltondawg

        I said this before last weekend, but the opening weekend’s best ACC moments were either a Virginia Tech win over a UNC top 10 team (that clearly didn’t belong in the top 10 if you watched the game) OR an FSU loss to top 10 Notre Dame. Not a real strong start for the ACC.

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  8. Harold Miller

    Does the “Choke at Doak” still carry any sand?

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Dawg93

    Hopefully someone has replied with this to Danny on Twitter:

    Going back the past 5 years, Arkansas is 7-35 in the SEC. So his “4-5 Big 12 teams” comment is pretty laughable, given that Arkansas in recent years has been one of the worst SEC teams.

    The last time anyone beat Texas by 19 points? Go all the way back to 11/25/2016 when TCU beat them by 22. Since then, Texas’ 2 biggest losses were by 14 and 17. So, no Danny, this isn’t something that ANYONE has been doing to Texas in recent years.

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  10. Opelikadawg

    Someone needs to tell Danny that it is better to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder if you’re an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. NotMyCrossToBear

    Hey Danny boy, Jennifer and I say:

    via GIPHY

    Liked by 1 person

  12. ericstrattonrushchairmandamngladtomeetyou

    Mullen’s good record against FU’s “traditional rivals” (Georgia, Tennessee and FSU) can be explained by one thing: the decline of Tennessee and FSU, which are both horrible (is that two things?). FU’s one win in the Mullen era against Georgia can also be explained by one thing: Bennett’s injury from a Florida cheap shot on his throwing shoulder—if Bennett doesn’t get hurt Georgia wins that game. So, how great does Mullen look now if you understand the above? Pretty mediocre if you ask me.


  13. godawgs1701

    The teams that have beaten Texas haven’t typically been coming off of a decade of being a bottom feeder in their conference like Arkansas has, but you do you, Danny.

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  14. Dawg19

    (Florida State): “Hey, Jax State!! Welcome to the ACC!!…….umm, let me know if I can freshen your drink or get you a hot towel, Sir. I’ll be in my quarters.”


  15. unionjackgin

    He will remain salty as long as the Top 2 teams in America are from the SEC which should continue for at least another week.

    We should pummel USC and if UF were to beat Bama – I could see them springboarding into the Top 2.


  16. archiecreek

    Kan Elle..
    Never heard of her