Huntley Johnson’s reaction to Antonio Morrison’s latest arrest: “he’s charged with what?”
And you know Jimmy Williamson’s first thought upon hearing about this will be “why didn’t I think of that first?”
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UPDATE: +1 for this.
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UPDATE #2: LMAO.
https://twitter.com/GarrisonSmith56/status/358961852992065537
Just proves that UGA truly is in the gators heads; with the football players barking like dogs and all.
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In Athens, barking like a dog is considered to be a feature, not an arrestable offense
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That may take the cake for weirdest way to get kicked off a football team.
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I bet Boom’s regretting that “100% responsible” comment this morning.
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The “1% of 1%” probably doesn’t set well either. Just put’em all into the “Guarantee” section, please.
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The world was a mess but Antonio’s hair was perfect. It was midnight. It was time to howl.
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Bruce Feldman @BFeldmanCBS
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Muschamp announces #UF star LB Antonio Morrison has been suspended & will miss at least 2 games to begin the season. (#Toledo & #Miami)
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And surprisingly that’s da”U”… not Miami of Ohio in game #2…;-)
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In my opinion I think the suspension is over the top.
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Yep. I think it’s a little ruff.
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I bet he promised he wouldn’t be out drinking anymore after the first arrest.
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That would be a promise to not be drinking from a dog bowl when out and about.
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My grandson drinks from a dog bowl. That DEMON alcohol; it makes you do crazy things!
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“That dawg will bite you!”
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Look I hate the Gators as much as anybody but this is just crazy. Near as I can tell in the great State of Florida you can be arrested for merely “Barking” at a Service dog. If all the dog was doing was sitting in the car what kind of interference is barking? Want to bet this was just a way to arrest him for being drunk on his underage butt so he wouldn’t be kicked off the team.
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+1
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69, I’ll agree with that logic
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Agreed… 🙂
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“If all the dog was doing was sitting in the car what kind of interference is barking?”
Life’s been good to Gregg Doyel so far this weekend: “I’m not saying Antonio has a barking problem.”
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Part of his punishment from previous problems is to ride in a police cruiser for a few days. Think the punishment here means he rides in the back with the dogs? If true, sure hope it’s a rainy night with lots of canine activity stops.
Hell, I hope he wears something as a show of protest against the police.
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In his defense he insisted that the dog started it by doing the “gator chop” at him when the cop wasn’t looking.
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Where is Penn Wagers when they need him?
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Isn’t this covered under unsupervised summer practice?
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Bark like a dog….yeah….
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The dawg days of summer have fried Mr. Morrison’s mind.
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I mean, it wasn’t as if he threw dog turds into a police cruiser as one rioter was armed with when the cops came to bust it up in Fort Lauderdale (and people hangin’ upside down on lightposts and ….) in ’60 and ’61. Then again, most of you weren’t even born then.
And this guy “barked”, eh? My, my. The Police State has evolved.
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