Wednesday morning buffet

Hump day nourishment…


Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, College Football, Crime and Punishment, Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football, Mack Brown Soldiers On, The NCAA

38 responses to “Wednesday morning buffet

  1. TennesseeDawg

    You mean Franklin didn’t let the players vote on whether to keep Boyd on the team?

  2. timphd

    The A.J. segment is great. What a Damn Good Dawg.

  3. Scorpio Jones, III

    When Vandy started Carta-Samuels against Da Chickens, you kinda figured the story about his moving the victim were bullshit…in spite of what you might think, I don’t think he plays for Vandy if there are any doubts.

    It’s just real nice of the writer who wrote the piece I commented on at the time…the one that named (erroneously) the starting QB as involved in the rape case, albeit in a vague kind of way…is soooo sorry he wrote bullshit.

    It would have been a helluva lot nicer if the writer had just not said anything he did know to be true…and blaming the justice system for his error is bullshit of the highest order.

    If you can’t prove it with two sources…don’t write it, dipshit.

    • What fresh hell is this?

      I must be missing something here. According to the linked article it wasn’t that the reporter or prosecutor misconstrued the text, rather that Boyd wrongfully identified Carta-Samuels as one of the people that helped him move the unconscious girl.

      ” Boyd wrongly identified student Austyn Carta-Samuels as someone who participated in helping move the victim. …”

      I get that moving the girl doesn’t necessarily constitute a crime but am I supposed to believe that Boyd doesn’t know what his QB looks like? He must have just imagined he was there.

  4. DugLite

    More proof that the Eagles’ songs suck, drunk or not!

  5. AthensHomerDawg

    “Take It Easy”

    Well, I’m running down the road
    tryin’ to loosen my load
    I’ve got seven women on
    my mind,
    Four that wanna own me,
    Two that wanna stone me,
    One says turn the music down,
    Take It easy, take it easy
    Don’t let the sound of your own wheels
    drive you crazy

  6. uglydawg

    Florida…bite my ass. There’s “stupid” and there’s “Gator Stupid”. After any loss, any team can look back and find things that went wrong. When you look at the scoreboard and the other team has more points than you it means they beat your dumb asses.

  7. Chuck

    “The report did not details which Eagles songs were being played.”

    This reporter deserves a promotion for that line alone. Classic.

  8. Go Dawgs!

    Why do the Florida Gators not understand that a turnover requires the participation of the defense? If they go out there and force 6 turnovers from Tennessee on Saturday, I promise you they’re going to be claiming they dominated the Vols and not that Tennessee beat itself.

    Georgia’s defense owned you last year, Florida, and that’s why you kept coughing up footballs. Same with Miami a few weeks ago. In case you haven’t noticed, your offense is far from unstoppable even when you’re not turning over the ball so instead of telling me “only Florida can beat Florida”, how about telling me how you plan to beat LSU, Georgia, South Carolina, and Florida State?

    • charlottedawg

      If they “beat themselves” in Jacksonville again this year, I’m not going to complain. Especially after the two decades where it was always Georgia on the wrong side of the cocktail party turnover margin.

  9. Dog in Fla

    “when you hate the effing Eagles, man.”

    If he thought the bread knife was bad, wait until he plays this cut for her

      • Dog in Fla

        Forty-one things about this list irritate Glenn Frey

        • shane#1

          I hate the bastard that decided Van Halen was classic rock. David Lee Roth sucks, Eddie Van Halen never played a signature riff in his life and their lyrics are crap. Play too much EVH around me and I’ll cutcha, I am from South Ga.

          • Dog in Fla

            I am going to go out on a limb here and say that everyone shares your opinion about van halen and if they don’t, they deserve to be cut on with a dull bread knife by the super-hot mature lady from North Charleston (but only after she’s iquored up), not by Brooke Mosteller, the super-hot Mount Pleasant woman who represented South Carolina in Sunday’s Miss America pageant, forced to give an apology Wednesday for her intro, “where 20 percent of our homes are mobile because that’s how we roll,” a statement that riled fans from the Palmetto State


            • shane#1

              I watched part of Miss America because Miss Georgia, a Lee County girl, Carly Mathis, made the top ten. Carly is a UGA grad and wants to use her scholarship money to attend law school at UGA. I don’t know how she could plead a case with her looks and I have an idea that Nashville will be calling her soon. The Senator doesn’t want to face her in court, nobody will know he’s there.

            • Puffdawg

              If ypp is the metric for offensive prowess hlpp (hyperlinks per post) is a good metric for peanut gallery commentary. DiF, you’re winning pal.

              • Dog in Fla

                Good point. I will make a pledge to myself not to roll that way anymore (except when my mobile home comes off its blocks)

                • NRBQ

                  That would be great news, Dog, except that we all know you need some sort of intervention to make good on that promise. And I would caution you against further chemical treatment.

  10. DugLite

    The Mack Brown article is funny. I was just waiting for the writer to say that Texas is smaller than Oklahoma, but makes up for it by being slower.