“If you want to coach at Florida… Criticism comes with the job.”

It’s the offseason in Gainesville, and the natives are getting restless with Agent Muschamp.

One animated gentleman asked Muschamp how he’ll handle a 2014 schedule with Alabama, Georgia, LSU, South Carolina and Florida State.

“All those programs are ahead of you right now,” he exclaimed.

A fourth win in a row this year and we’ll start seeing some Gator heads explode.


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33 responses to ““If you want to coach at Florida… Criticism comes with the job.”

  1. Go Dawgs!

    Oh please, oh pleeeeeease let that happen.

  2. Rebar

    Couldn’t happen to a better bunch!

  3. Spike

    Go ahead.. Make my day!

  4. AusDawg85

    Does that mean college football will have only started in 2011?

    • watcher16

      To them it would have ended in 2011, and will only start again intermittently when they have decent seasons

  5. South FL Dawg

    Sign me up.

  6. I Wanna Red Cup

    And they play Mizzou. Best case scenario is the Dawgs win 4 in a row, but FLA finished 9-4 and he keeps his job…

  7. DawgByte

    I think we’ll beat Florida for a 4th straight time.

  8. Dog in Fla

    That series of explosions you hear? Gator Brains, it’s what for dinner

  9. Oh we WILL beat them..

  10. joe

    Did I read that article correctly that the animated fan was a homebuilder and that muschamp quipped back at the builder about the quality of his craftsmanship?

    What a pissant. That would be like the Donnan/Loran interview that many old-timers never got over.

    • Dog in Fla

      Boom didn’t whip the builder’s ass because he knew that, coupled with another loss to us, would absolutely terminate his mission before he was completely able to flood The Swamp

      • uglydawg

        Yes….he is totally sold out to his mission. Mr. Task-Oriented..Charged with infiltrating and destroying the Gator football program from inside. The question that is never answered is, “Who gave him the charge?” or “Who is agent Boom’s control?” I’d like to know.

        • Dog in Fla

          Don’t know who his Control is but am super-impressed with Mack Brown because that must have been quite a recommendation that he gave to Jeremy to gain infiltration for Boom.

    • McTyre

      More like when Donnan told a certain booster to stick to what he knows: liquor biz.

  11. Doesn’t say whether the animated fan was by Disney, Dreamworks, or Cartoon Network.

  12. ClydeBoogie

    Agent Muschamp is a dawg amongst dawgs!!! His sacrifice is the stuff of legends.To fearlessly go into the gullet of the gator nation and render them impotent. Well…..Long live Boom!!

  13. PTC DAWG

    Gator Gator howja like to bite my ass!

  14. Cojones

    Damn! We may peak too early with these wonderful bits of prose flowing between Coach and fans. The more we beat them the bigger their gator mouths get.

    There is still a 14 yr old girl looking for that “Guaranteed!” win that she was promised when she was 11.

  15. JAX

    The best outcome, as it was stated above, is that Florida wins 8 or 9 games which would pretty much guarantee that Foley keeps Muschamp around. Remember, Mushcamp is Foley’s guy, was his hire, and will therefore receive much leniency.

    The question is how does Florida get past 7 wins? Look at their schedule and tell me.