July 30, 2015 · 12:35 PM

Urban Meyer has lost control over something.

And Mark Schlabach wins the Intertubes today with this gem.

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Filed under Big Ten Football, Urban Meyer Points and Stares

20 responses to “Urban Meyer has lost control over something.”

  1. What fresh Hell is this?
    July 30, 2015 at 12:46 PM

    Corch laying the groundwork for an excuse should they lose to VT again.

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  2. Dawg Vegas
    July 30, 2015 at 1:06 PM

    Herbie must be very conflicted right now…. or will he just continue to remain silent when other programs have these issues?

    Maybe he learned to not pop off on twitter after, a year later, still having to answer questions about why he has it in for CMR (and he swears he doesn’t).

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    • Bulldog Joe
      July 31, 2015 at 9:14 AM

      Herbstreit won’t say a negative thing.

      He learned his lesson about Ohio State fans. He moved his family away from Columbus for a reason.

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  3. Nate Dawg
    July 30, 2015 at 1:07 PM

    Eh, they proved last yr they can loose this game and it doesn’t make a damn, right?

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  4. Hogbody Spradlin
    July 30, 2015 at 1:30 PM

    Where are the players on the depth chart? That will control everything.

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  5. Pantslesspatdye
    July 30, 2015 at 2:33 PM

    I can only imagine the mayhem involved for this punishment to be suggested. And someone would have to have it on video tape.

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  6. CannonDawg
    July 30, 2015 at 2:51 PM

    When did Irving Myers start suspending players for more than the first quarter? My gosh, has something fundamental changed about the world as we knew it? Has Cafe Du Monde stopped serving beignets? Has Jordan Spieth left the Tour to pursue a passion for hip hop? Has Hillary decided the tell the whole truth and nothing but?

    What to make of this???

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  7. lamontsanford
    July 30, 2015 at 3:41 PM

    Oh shit–When did Corch get tough on crime?

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  8. Cojones
    July 30, 2015 at 4:30 PM

    Suspended for the opener? They must have killed someone and are entering Crier’s vaunted Hernandez Rehab Program.

    Or the Patriots’ Outreach Program.

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  9. lamontsanford
    July 30, 2015 at 4:39 PM

    “It’s a college mistake, whether it’s social or academic, whatever it is, it’s not a character indictment.” So since it happened in college–it doesn’t count–riiiight. Pretty sure about a third of the folks taking Valtrex are calling Bullshit about now.

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  10. ASEF
    July 30, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    So, they get credit for scheduling VT but a pass if they lose. Brilliant.

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  11. 69Dawg
    July 30, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Buckeye Nation is now in kitty cat mode (burying that sh#t as fast as they can).

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  12. Reipar
    July 30, 2015 at 10:30 PM

    Pot and academics is why they are suspended?? What is this? The uga of the big10?!?

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    • georgiajeepn
      July 30, 2015 at 11:58 PM

      Reipar let me take this time to say oh wow you got all of us Dawg fans so bad with that one. You are indeed the king of the internet. I bet your hammer of a wife is one lucky lady.

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  13. georgiajeepn
    July 30, 2015 at 11:56 PM

    I would have loved to have seen the look on Jerk Herbstreet’s face when he read or heard about this news!!!

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  14. Spike
    July 31, 2015 at 7:20 AM

    Herbie? Oh, Herbie?.. Crickets….

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  15. Lrgk9
    July 31, 2015 at 8:06 AM

    Schlabach will likely be sitting in seat 237F soon

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  16. Scorpio Jones, III
    July 31, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    Good God…you mean Dickhead has lost control of TOSU’s testing and tests? I blame Aaron Hernandez.

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  17. Napoleon BonerFart
    July 31, 2015 at 11:14 AM

    I heard they parked behind Corch’s car.

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