Talk about your inquiring minds want to know…
Former LSU center T-Bob Hebert, now a radio personality in Baton Rouge, decided to get a little more personal with Etling.
“Lloyd Cushenberry and Will Clapp — whose ass feels better?” Hebert asked the quarterback of LSU’s two centers.
“I can just tell you what you’re looking for as far as that in a center,” Etling responded without hesitation. “What you want is a nice, plump bottom. A surface area to put your hands on. You want them to feel you.
“As much as I love Will, and as great a football player as he is, he doesn’t have the biggest bottom. But him and I have really worked toward it. We’ve found a nice surface area to put my hands on.
SEC football, baby. Puts a whole new spin on it just means more, don’t it?
(h/t)
Get The Picture 
not that there’s anything wrong with that
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HAHAHA!
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That’s gold, Jerry! GOLD!
Oh, and we used to snicker about this catalog around the office (a bunch of enginerds).
http://www.assmann-wsw.com/us/en/
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Meh. ‘Bottom’ is a word my wife would use. nyyawwt
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that got weird
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As someone who is 50% Cajun, I love that sense of humor. No only will we eat most anything, we’ll say most anything and if it gets a rise out of an uptight asshole so much the better 😎
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As long as the uptight asshole doesn’t belong to one of the centers… 🙂
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Both of you are having entirely too much fun with this.
Only homophobia has kept this question from being asked in a serious manner until now. No one even mentioned changing the signal after the QB is under center just to get an extra feel.
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I played Center a little. We don’t mind the QB being a little handsy, as long as he’s winning ……
And the shotgun, it’s just so, …. impersonal.
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I played center a year in high school, always liked to fart on the quarterbacks hands!
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This is worse.
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http://insider.espn.com/insider/story/_/id/1608285
Some of you may remember this game. Finished the drill when he puked on his head coach.
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Yep!
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20 or 30 years ago, during a quarterback controversy on an NFL team, somebody asked the center who he liked better. He said “all quarterbacks feel the same to me.” Still worth a smile.
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http://wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585/
Can’t find a fat butt in Louisiana? I call BS.
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a nice surface area to put his hands on….. That’s football gold.
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QB under center: I didn’t tell you to snap it yet. Put the ball back down.
Center: I didn’t, and that’s not the football.
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Damn, Sidney Crosby should have played center on the gridiron instead of being the best center in the world on ice. Talk about a big booty. 😉
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Well, Cushenberry sounds much more inviting than Clapp as a place to put your hands.
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That exchange is so f’n tech
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