Today, in irony is dead

Aw, shucks.


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12 responses to “Today, in irony is dead

  1. papadawg

    Well, he wouldn’t someone else cashing in on his name… That just wouldn’t be fair, would it? [eye roll]


  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    There’s something really phony about that.


  3. BMan

    Colonel Dabo Parker is gonna get his. Elvis Etienne will take what the Colonel decides is best for him.


  4. ATL Dawg

    Is there any doubt whatsoever that Dabo would be a rich, megachurch pastor if he wasn’t a football coach?

    I mean, he and Joel Osteen are related, right? They have to be.

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  5. Scorpio Jones, III

    He’s what 5-0? Again?


  6. His inevitable fall from grace where he is revealed to be a Hugh Freeze level hypocrite is going to be glorious.


  7. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    I think we should refer to him as Dr. Swinney since it appears that he took the Hypocritic Oath. 😉


  8. Doug

    Ol’ Dabo’s gotten a fair bit of mileage out of playing the aw-shucks country boy who don’t know nothin’ about finance or marketing or nothin’ like that, all he knows about is coachin’ football. But I’m sorry, once you sign your name on a $93 million dotted line, you’ve kind of forfeited your country-boy status. To embrace the kind of hypocrisies that Dabo has embraced really shows you just how quickly a taste of the millionaire lifestyle can render someone completely un-self-aware and out of touch.

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  9. Mayor

    Have you TMed the name Senator Blutarsky yet Bluto?….Wait….


  10. ugafidelis

    I lost a lot of respect for Ol’ Dabo watching his game this weekend. Going for it on 4th already up by 28, and then again up by 35. He showed his ass for an asinine amount of time on the kicker after missing a field goal up by 28. They were having their way with a hapless FSU team and I just didn’t care for all that nonsense.