Not your daddy’s Gators

If, for some strange reason, you find yourself accosted by a Florida fan who feels the need to blow about the series record since 1990, smile and cite this fact right back at ’em:

And then follow that with “Even Ron Zook never had a losing record!”.

These are the glory years in Gainesville, I tells ‘ya.

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27 responses to “Not your daddy’s Gators

  1. theoriginalspike

    They really know how to pick ’em in Hogtown! FTMF! LMAO

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  2. practicaldawg

    Given the state of their roster, Napier may struggle to find 6 wins next year too

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  3. originaluglydawg

    I watched.
    Turds were even worse than I expected.
    Now we have Mizzo and UF embarrassing the SECE but I’ll take it.
    The days of judging a conferences’ strength by its’ record in bowl season are about over. With players sitting out and with half assed efforts, it means the weaker teams have a great chance to score a big win over a more prominent program.
    Unless the SEC wants to be held in the same regard as the ACC now is, they need to step it up in bowl games. This is why bowl games still matter.

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  4. Migraine Boy

    I’m telling you, as the years go on it looks like 1990-2010 is a 20 year statistical anomaly for that program

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  5. beatarmy92

    It’s the historical norm.

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  6. Nothing including my morning coffee warms my heart like that statistic. #FTMF

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    • Down Island Way

      FU really did beat ucf, FU out scored ucf in the 1st quarter (handbags for the win), they had more yardage thru the air, FU had twice as many penalties (handbags for the win), the FU intern hc looked as though he sure the fuck didn’t want to be there (handbags for the win), FU had more players ejected from the game (handbags for the win)…naturally, FU had to show their true self when it comes to being losers…#FTMF and not in a good way…

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  7. ZeroPOINTzero

    But but but UCF is joining the Big 12 soon so it’s only a half loss to a G5 team. The only bad part of Gators losing was having to watch that gum champing moron Gus at the end being interviewed.

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  8. With Crystalball in Miami and probably Dion Sanders coming to FSU in a year, Napier will be lucky to win the recruiting wars in Florida. Kirby and Saban will still be cherry picking them and Napier’s biggest decision will be whether the Gayturds lose in their all orange unis or the Gator green themed vomitous outfits.

    Say it loud for those in the back: fuck those motherfuckers and the mule they rode in on. Here’s to a whole century of mediocrity for the FU fans.

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  9. rigger92

    I’m shocked I tell ya that Cox was in the mix of that grab ass competition.

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  10. Tony BarnFart

    What if they enter a Tennessee like abyss ?

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    • I hope the Handbags end up in the 7th circle of hell.

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    • charlottedawg

      As much as I would like for this to happen, its not. Tennessee is permanently irrelevant, biggest factor is they’re in a state with very little high school football talent. Florida is in Florida so they’re really only one competent head coach / recruiter away from being competitive.

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      • charlottedawg

        Not that that’s not going to keep me from enjoying this extended period of failure and suckitude in Gainesville for as long as it happens hahaha!!!!! FTMF!!!!

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      • Tony BarnFart

        Isn’t Florida going to have to basically make a huge capital call on its fanbase to play catch up on facilities and everything else ? Like biggger than Kirby’s capital call…..on a less willing fanbase ?

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  11. ugafidelis

    I hope Napier flames out too. Miserable Gators are my favorite Gators.

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    • James A Mercer Jr

      As the saying goes: “Talk is cheap”….I think that Napier and Tennessee will surprise a lot of you. These coaches are not a product of Gators or Vols past and they will mold their teams in their own style. So, sit back and enjoy a level of competition that was lacking this year. Dawgs will triumph over them due to our coach’s style of coaching and recruiting.

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      • ugafidelis

        I’m not saying that I know he’s going to fail because he seems like a good hire for them. I’m just saying that I hope he does.

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  12. NotMyCrossToBear

    I hate those motherfuckers

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  13. trbodawg

    Truth be told, my Dad graduated UGA in 1964. These ARE my daddy’s gators. 🙂

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  14. mg4life0331

    Where is Ranger at? Im getting kinda worried

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    • Got Cowdog

      He’s all right. Probably drinking scotch waiting for scare the shit out of Santa wearing NVG’s.
      Merry Christmas, Dawgs!

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