After Florida’s second straight loss returned the Gators to the level of relevancy most expected them to occupy before the season started, Dan Mullen wanted to set the record straight about one thing.
It’s not his competitiveness that’s the problem.
“I don’t care what we’re doing. You want to thumb wrestle me right now? I’m going to kick your ass. Know what I mean? If you want to come on up, I gotcha. Want to go run stadiums? I’ll kick your ass. If you’re going to keep score and someone is going to win and someone is going to lose, I want to beat your ass.”
Yeah, well, tell us about it when your team wins, Dan. In the meantime, get back to crapping on your fans for not showing up to watch you wanting to beat someone else’s ass.
Get The Picture 
What a sad, pathetic man.
The fake juice press conference.
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Yes ↑↑….. and I have never seen insecurity as a virtue signal….and from a theta male at that.
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Gosh, Dan.. get some decaff…
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He is a clown. Fits right in at UF.
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Mullen is the human equivalent of a chihuahua.
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Igor Eddie is really weird.
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Welp, I’ve spit my tea all over my keyboard. Thanks for that.
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Sorry Dan, I only thumb wrestle in front of a packed house.
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I would have loved it if some member of the media had walked up there and schooled his ass in thumb wrestling. Dan would have wanted to go to rock paper scissors. The problem can’t be him……no way.
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And Mullen was supposedly who our AD wanted as the next coach at Georgia. Good grief.
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Exactly what I think of every time Mullett opens his mouth.
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“Under Pressure” was a huge commercial hit for David Bowie in the 80’s. It’s also responsible for the behavior of UF head coaches the past decade.
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I believe you left off the other four guys who contributed mightily to that song … the story around it is really good.
http://www.openculture.com/2014/06/the-making-of-under-pressure.html
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They all stole it from Vanilla Ice!
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Big misconception. Theirs was duh duh duh duh da duh duh, Ice was da duh duh duh duh da duh duh….totally different.
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The a cappella link in that article is amazing.
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Was he that bad at MSU but I didn’t know?
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Who knows? No one cared to find out.
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Exactly. Half the time he was in Starkville, the telegraph line was down so know one knew (or cared).
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Dan needs to STFU. He shows his ass every time he opens his mouth.
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Guys, think about how wonderful things are. Dawgs are ascending, Mullen is at Florida, the Gus Bus is at Auburn, Agent Muschamp is at USCe, the Genius is at Tech, and the Conehead is at UT. All we need to do is get a new coach at Bama.
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And LSU, apparently. But I jest. Yeah, thing are good 🙂
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Where do I fax my resume?
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Seems like yesterday when our schedule had SIX different National Championship winning coaches on it.
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Everybody needs to click through and watch the video. Danny Boy has looked at the current record, his recruiting class, and is starting to crack.
Please baby Jesus let Muschamp and Co find a way to win this weekend!
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Recruiting wise FSU and Miami are doing everything they can to help Mullen. 🙄
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They suck, but Taggert can play the “rebuild” card and Richt is no slouch as a recruiter. Moreover, if I was a star recruit, I’d be suspect of playing for a coach whose first impulse is to throw his players under the bus, like Fishfry and now apparently Mullen.
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The topic of competitiveness is often brought up when coaches lose. Remember the antidotes floated around about Richt’s competitiveness? This discussion always boils down to the questioning of a coaches commitment to win, which is why coaches are so irritated when they need to convince people of this. Having said this, man Mullen seems like a dick doesn’t he?
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But Richt likes to win at ping pong!
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That made me laugh because I remember former players chiming in with those types of comments. What I took from it is is that “competitive” and “hard working” are not necessarily synonymous.
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What a douche. Perfect fit for the Crocs.
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You are insulting a well respected brand of footwear, sir…..
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He cut his teeth under Urban Meyer, didn’t he?
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Correct, the Irvin Meyers coaching tree has familiar roots when it comes to excuse making
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I used to respect Mullen. But, since going to Florida as HC he’s adopted the Gator smart ass mentality. Spurrier comes to mind
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I could live with the current coaching lineup in the SEC East for the next 20 years.
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Me too. We need Saban to retire in the West, though.
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And I guess a even a Blind Squirrel can win the East two years in a row?
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Well played.
Good thing they don’t have long winters in Gainesville, Danny Boy not much of a provider for his hungry brood.
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It also appears that a blind squirrel can have the better team and still lose two weeks in a row. Whaddya gonna do? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Mullen really makes one appreciate Kirby pressers. Brief, to the point and slim chance of saying something stupid. I’m sure Chip and the gang hate him for it.
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Which would make it all the better if Kirby stepped up to the podium at his next presser and said, “You tell Dan Mullen I’m ready to cut my thumbs loose on his ass. Bring it, bitch!”
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“…cut my thumbs loose on his ass.” Like the LSU fan did to the Bama wanksta?
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Lmao, that was a funny video!
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Maybe I just never paid too much attention to Mullen but I don’t remember him making these kind of comments at Miss State. Glad he didn’t end up in Athens.
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Pressure and expectations in Starkville don’t compare to where he is now.
Two national champion head coaches can attest.
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Comments made in Starkville = If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, did it make a sound?
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Exactly. Do we really know what Dan Mullen said in Starkville? If he said anything, nobody was listening.
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Some of that cocktail party ice is still melting.
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If the Gators lose next week Mullen will probably tell reporters he’s received death threats!
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If FU loses to the Cocks next game Mullen probably WILL receive death threats.
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Toto, we’re not in Starkville anymore.
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Dam I thought Booch was a bad talker!
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Think it’s something in the water at FU or the true paranoid, ass wipe self just over flows as HC
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If given 100 guesses what one-on-one sport Mullen would pick to compete in, I’m not sure I’d of ever landed on thumb wrestling. Mud wrestling or alligator wrestling, maybe. But thumb wrestling?! He’s either got the mind of a 5 year old or he’s gay. Not that I’m judging.
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Dale Brown wasn’t playing around. “Put me and Coach Knight in a wrestling room naked and whoever came out first would be the best man.”
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The Bull Gators suggest shark fishing.
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He’s not the guy I thought he might be.
Not sure what that was, but I’m not all that impressed at the moment.
Time will tell.
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I mean, really–if you were a top recruit would you want to play for that guy? I wouldn’t.
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I’ve been in a total state of disbelief atthe characterization IsawhereofMullen as something g to be feared. Do y’all get it now? He’s a clown.
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