May 16, 2019 · 5:35 AM

Best Florida offseason evah

Which is to say, not so hot if you’re a Gator.

If there’s a rake on the ground somewhere, Dan’s gonna step on it.

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23 responses to “Best Florida offseason evah”

  1. 3rdandGrantham
    May 16, 2019 at 6:01 AM

    In other words, ‘hey Dan Mullen – are you against murder?’

    Dan: ‘Hmmm, that’s a tough one. What’s hIs 40 time? I mean, I don’t necessarily like it…but it worked out well for Aaron Hernandez for a while and all. I guess it would have to be a case by case basis really.’

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  2. Milledge Hall
    May 16, 2019 at 6:07 AM

    ^
    That’s funny right there!
    I don’t care who you are!

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  3. KingMackeral
    May 16, 2019 at 6:10 AM

    That quote has to be out of context. I cannot imagine otherwise due to the sheer stupidity it would reflect.

    If it is accurate, I hope Kirby takes said rake and .. (thinks but not types).

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      May 16, 2019 at 6:20 AM

      Context, you say?

      Florida coach Dan Mullen’s personal beliefs about violence toward women haven’t resulted in a zero-tolerance policy for his program.

      Although Mullen expressed disappointment in having two players and a staff member accused of violence toward women in the past month, he acknowledged Wednesday that he’d “be hypocritical if you look at my history to say to that is a 100 percent deal.”

      Mullen’s past experiences help explain why safety Brian Edwards and Otis Yelverton, an assistant director of player personnel, remain part of the program.

      He’s just saying the quiet part out loud.

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      • Russ
        May 16, 2019 at 9:26 AM

        Jeez, Side Show Dan has his own Zach Smith? He really IS trying to build another Corch empire in Gainesville…just without the talent.

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  4. Reverend Whitewall
    May 16, 2019 at 6:30 AM

    “As long as they do it before they’re on my team, we’re all good.”

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  5. Down Island Way
    May 16, 2019 at 7:23 AM

    I get second chances in life…most reactions are learned or behavioral at which there is is zero change in the thought process…it’ll happen again and again and again…

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  6. Derek
    May 16, 2019 at 7:38 AM

    “I try not to be the judge on what is 100% the truth. My job’s not an investigator. … That’s the best way to make a decision, once you have all the information.”

    Dan Mullen

    That quote is painful.

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  7. sniffer
    May 16, 2019 at 7:58 AM

    No violence toward women is one of Florida’s “core values,” and it’s included on signs that hang in the team meeting room.

    Notre Dame- “Play like a champion today”

    Florida- “Don’t hit girls”

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  8. TrumpDawgUGA
    May 16, 2019 at 7:59 AM

    Dopey Dan Mullett, 0-2 v Kirbs, built a big beautiful wall to keep 5 stars out of Gainesville and the rapers in. SAD! #MakeGeorgiaGreatAgain

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  9. practicaldawg
    May 16, 2019 at 8:10 AM

    Side Show Dan was better off just trolling UGA. Now he’s truly playing with fire. But seriously, how do you convince an elite recruit to walk into an environment that seems to be one more incident away from meltdown. Why would you risk association with criminal activity?

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  10. Doug
    May 16, 2019 at 8:20 AM

    Clearly Urban Meyer taught him well. At this rate, there’s a non-zero chance we’ll see Zach Smith on the sidelines in a Gator polo before the year is out.

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      May 16, 2019 at 8:23 AM

      That would be blogging manna.

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      • Snoop Dawgy Dawg
        May 16, 2019 at 10:11 AM

        It seems like that’s just being selfish on your part. At this point, do you need more than Mullen at Florida to have blogging mana? It seems like you need Zack to go somewhere a little more circumspect usually. Maybe A&M? Vandy? Kentucky?

        Add some diversity to the entertainment.

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  11. Harold Miller
    May 16, 2019 at 9:16 AM

    He is making Leslie Edwin Miles look like a deep thinker.

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  12. Classic City Canine
    May 16, 2019 at 10:03 AM

    Geez Dan, all you had to say was there will be discipline any time someone commits violence against women and be done with it.

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  13. Snoop Dawgy Dawg
    May 16, 2019 at 10:12 AM

    It seems like that’s just being selfish on your part. At this point, do you need more than Mullen at Florida to have blogging mana? It seems like you need Zack to go somewhere a little more circumspect usually. Maybe A&M? Vandy? Kentucky?

    Add some diversity to the entertainment.

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  14. Bulldog Joe
    May 16, 2019 at 11:32 AM

    SNL, if you ever bring back the “Deep Thoughts” segment, Dan is your man.

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  15. Comin' Down The Track
    May 16, 2019 at 12:28 PM

    File under: Son, I Don’t Believe I’da Told That
    He’s becoming the king of the overshare.

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  16. ClydeBoogie
    May 16, 2019 at 1:01 PM

    Please tell me that Danny was never really seriously considered to be the head coach at Uga.

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  17. Opelikadawg
    May 16, 2019 at 1:09 PM

    You can tell Dan studied at the feet of the master. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that was a quote from Corch.

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