October 11, 2021 · 6:00 AM

Name that caption, Auburn men edition

Bruce Pearl Cam Newton Auburn Tigers

No matter what happens to me in the future, they’ll never be able to take away the experience I had Saturday of sharing the same stadium with topless Bruce Pearl (ew) and Cam Newton.

Have at it in the comments.

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57 responses to “Name that caption, Auburn men edition”

  1. eethomaswfnc
    October 11, 2021 at 6:08 AM

    2 scammers meet up in a student section

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  2. Hogbody Spradlin
    October 11, 2021 at 6:09 AM

    Cam Newton, denied the NFL glory rightfully his, returns to the scene of his triumph.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. iusedtopostasmikecooley
    October 11, 2021 at 6:10 AM

    Auburn reminds me of that skit Dave Chapelle did one time about what it would be like if the internet was a physical location.

    Liked by 8 people

  4. rabe76
    October 11, 2021 at 6:12 AM

    My experience this weekend was I walked on a plane in Jackson Hole yesterday and saw a guy in Georgia gear. So I said “GO DAWGS!” You know, how you do. My wife went to Auburn. She walked back to the staff and told them I was drunk. I’m still in Jackson Hole. My wife is in Atlanta. I wish this were fiction. Alas, no.

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  5. gotthepicture
    October 11, 2021 at 6:17 AM

    Topless Bruce Pearl worked out about as well as you thought it would… kinda similar to Auburn’s chances.

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    • rabe76
      October 11, 2021 at 6:26 AM

      I’m a forty-five year old man who got tossed off a plane by my Auburn wife for saying “GO DAWGS!!” cheese and crackers can I get some love here?!

      Liked by 13 people

      • Gaskilldawg
        October 11, 2021 at 6:38 AM

        Love you man, don’t let that stop you from yelling “GO DAWGS” whenever you’re heart desires.

        Liked by 6 people

      • RangerRuss
        October 11, 2021 at 7:32 AM

        Rabe76, I feel ya, man. I just don’t know what to say. It’s either the funniest practical joke I can recall a wife pulling on her husband or the dirtiest trick I’ve seen in awhile; I’ve seen some gnarly ones. It simply depends on ya’ll’s relationship.
        I will say piss on any airline that would boot you for that sorry excuse. Also, my wife would be advised to check her pocketbook and vehicle before she went out in public if she pulled that shit on me.

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      • chopdawg
        October 11, 2021 at 7:49 AM

        Your saying the airlines won’t let you fly if you’re drunk? Wow, times sure have changed since I got on that early morning flight from ATL to NOLA on Jan 1, 1981.

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      • gotthepicture
        October 11, 2021 at 10:09 AM

        Plan A: Seeking.com
        “JJLove14
        21 • Female • Jackson, Wyoming, United States
        Looking for a sweet guy”

        Plan B: “Blondebby
        24 • Female • Teton County, Wyoming, United States
        I’m so glad I met you”

        Plan C: Take your wife on a trip to Asheville or Charleston, as a way to say “I’m sorry”… Make her walk back.

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  6. jpmcdonough
    October 11, 2021 at 6:23 AM

    It’s surprisingly offseason for one person in that picture.

    The combo of being a former Gator and Tiger makes $Cam the biggest, douchiest athlete of all times.

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  7. MudCat's Mechanic
    October 11, 2021 at 6:26 AM

    That sums up awbarn in one picture. No other words needed. I like driving in my truck….

    Liked by 5 people

  8. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles
    October 11, 2021 at 6:28 AM

    the barn just oozes class and dignity and integrity

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Gaskilldawg
    October 11, 2021 at 6:37 AM

    Not a comment but a question. When did each bail on the game?

    Liked by 4 people

  10. armydawg
    October 11, 2021 at 6:56 AM

    Freaky and Deaky.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. RangerRuss
    October 11, 2021 at 7:21 AM

    A couple of infamous scumbag muthafukas. Those two are consummate representatives of Auburn and their fanbase. Trash of the lowest type.

    Liked by 3 people

  14. timberridgedawg
    October 11, 2021 at 7:34 AM

    Auburn Village People performing UCLA
    “Upper Corner of Lower Alabama”

    Liked by 3 people

  15. moe pritchett
    October 11, 2021 at 7:49 AM

    I would have sworn that was Will Smith and Jeffrey Epstein.
    Gotta stop getting my glasses at the Diolla Store

    Liked by 4 people

  16. chucktowndawg
    October 11, 2021 at 8:10 AM

    It’s fun to stay at the YMCA

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  17. Ran A
    October 11, 2021 at 8:31 AM

    I thought Morris Day had teleported himself from 1984 and was going to break out into “The Bird”….

    As for Bruce….

    “Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son”

    Dean Wormer
    Animal House

    Liked by 3 people

  18. Reservoir Dawg
    October 11, 2021 at 8:48 AM

    “Are you not entertained?”

    Liked by 2 people

  19. KornDawg
    October 11, 2021 at 9:07 AM

    *Disclaimer- I don’t condone violence against women in any way

    Hat- $90
    Scarf- $15
    Shirt-$50
    Dressing like a pimp but getting beat like a hoe- priceless

    Liked by 5 people

  20. originaluglydawg
    October 11, 2021 at 9:13 AM

    Desperately Seeking Attention

    Liked by 2 people

  21. wtm121
    October 11, 2021 at 9:50 AM

    Pay to Play and Mr. Show Cause–A Pair to Draw to.

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  22. Illini84
    October 11, 2021 at 9:51 AM

    “It’s been many years since it all happened, but it seems like yesterday. It was 1989 and Pearl, then an assistant coach at Iowa, accused the University of Illinois of trying to lure Chicago Simeon recruit Thomas with $80,000 and a Chevy Blazer.

    Pearl secretly tape-recorded conversations with Thomas and turned those tapes over to the NCAA, which launched an 18-month investigation that ultimately revealed no wrongdoing by the Illini in the Thomas case. But they did scrape up a number of other charges and slapped the U of I with harsh sanctions.

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    Pearl went on to become a pariah in the coaching ranks for years because he broke the unofficial code of turning in a fellow coach. He finally moved from DII Southern Indiana to Wisconsin-Milwaukee and then to Tennessee, where his was fired after six seasons for (gasp) NCAA violations.” Fucking scumbag

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  23. Lone Stranger
    October 11, 2021 at 10:26 AM

    A U B R U N ………..

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  24. Morris Day
    October 11, 2021 at 11:10 AM

    Do it, do it ’til you’re satisfied
    (Whatever it is)

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  25. Russ
    October 11, 2021 at 11:55 AM

    No caption, but this picture sums up just about everything I hate about that cesspool. Full-on could not give a shit about any rules, or even the appearance of caring about the rules.

    Okay, here’s my caption. “The end justifies the means.”

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  26. ciddawg
    October 11, 2021 at 3:05 PM

    Here’s some Pearl Jam for ya Cam…

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    • KornDawg
      October 11, 2021 at 3:23 PM

      Jeremy didn’t speak in class today, though!
      (In this scenario, Jeremy is Auburn’s offense. But you get it. )

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  27. Dawg19
    October 11, 2021 at 5:52 PM

    Auburn’s version of Georgia Tech’s hot tub.

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  28. Munsoning
    October 11, 2021 at 6:45 PM

    Sleaziest village on the plains.

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