No matter what happens to me in the future, they’ll never be able to take away the experience I had Saturday of sharing the same stadium with topless Bruce Pearl (ew) and Cam Newton.
Have at it in the comments.
“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
2 scammers meet up in a student section
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What’s the rest of the joke?
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5 of the students in the immediate vicinity buy an extended car warranty from them. 😉
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That’s pretty good.
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Cam Newton, denied the NFL glory rightfully his, returns to the scene of his triumph.
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Um, I think you meant scene of the crime.
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Auburn reminds me of that skit Dave Chapelle did one time about what it would be like if the internet was a physical location.
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My experience this weekend was I walked on a plane in Jackson Hole yesterday and saw a guy in Georgia gear. So I said “GO DAWGS!” You know, how you do. My wife went to Auburn. She walked back to the staff and told them I was drunk. I’m still in Jackson Hole. My wife is in Atlanta. I wish this were fiction. Alas, no.
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I’m telling ya——AU people don’t play fair.
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…there would be a bounty on female’s head.
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That’s pushing that “death ‘til we part” thing a little too far.
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Damn, “It just means more” lol.
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“Y M C A …it’s fun to stay at the …Y M C A!”
Hopefully all those dudes applied plenty of Lume…
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Rutro…meant that to be a general caption post…sorry about that Rigger
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I hope she’s rich, the hottest woman on the planet and can make it hum a tune. Otherwise, I’d be done with any bitch who did that to me.
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I know some really nice Auburn fans and Alumni personally and they are good folks, but the smarmy a’holes I have met from Auburn really unbalance that karma scale.
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Just stay there and re-settle my man. Sounds like she did you a favor and gave you an easy out.
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By the way https://atlantadivorcelawgroup.com/ just saying.
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Topless Bruce Pearl worked out about as well as you thought it would… kinda similar to Auburn’s chances.
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I’m a forty-five year old man who got tossed off a plane by my Auburn wife for saying “GO DAWGS!!” cheese and crackers can I get some love here?!
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Love you man, don’t let that stop you from yelling “GO DAWGS” whenever you’re heart desires.
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Alone in Jackson Hole sounds better than being with an auburn woman.
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Rabe76, I feel ya, man. I just don’t know what to say. It’s either the funniest practical joke I can recall a wife pulling on her husband or the dirtiest trick I’ve seen in awhile; I’ve seen some gnarly ones. It simply depends on ya’ll’s relationship.
I will say piss on any airline that would boot you for that sorry excuse. Also, my wife would be advised to check her pocketbook and vehicle before she went out in public if she pulled that shit on me.
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Your saying the airlines won’t let you fly if you’re drunk? Wow, times sure have changed since I got on that early morning flight from ATL to NOLA on Jan 1, 1981.
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Plan A: Seeking.com
“JJLove14
21 • Female • Jackson, Wyoming, United States
Looking for a sweet guy”
Plan B: “Blondebby
24 • Female • Teton County, Wyoming, United States
I’m so glad I met you”
Plan C: Take your wife on a trip to Asheville or Charleston, as a way to say “I’m sorry”… Make her walk back.
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It’s surprisingly offseason for one person in that picture.
The combo of being a former Gator and Tiger makes $Cam the biggest, douchiest athlete of all times.
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All you have to know about Aubies is that they worship the pimp.
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I wonder if he still has that laptop?
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That sums up awbarn in one picture. No other words needed. I like driving in my truck….
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the barn just oozes class and dignity and integrity
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Cesspool poster boys…#AUBURN SUCKS!…
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Not a comment but a question. When did each bail on the game?
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And the rest of the Auburn crowd had to make bail to be at the game.
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Good one!
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Probably as soon as Pearl lifted his arms.
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Freaky and Deaky.
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Naked and afraid
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No pearls of wisdom here.
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A couple of infamous scumbag muthafukas. Those two are consummate representatives of Auburn and their fanbase. Trash of the lowest type.
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But, they are famous for their scumbagery, both as a group and individually…
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Auburn Village People performing UCLA
“Upper Corner of Lower Alabama”
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I would have sworn that was Will Smith and Jeffrey Epstein.
Gotta stop getting my glasses at the Diolla Store
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It’s fun to stay at the YMCA
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I thought Morris Day had teleported himself from 1984 and was going to break out into “The Bird”….
As for Bruce….
“Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son”
Dean Wormer
Animal House
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“Are you not entertained?”
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*Disclaimer- I don’t condone violence against women in any way
Hat- $90
Scarf- $15
Shirt-$50
Dressing like a pimp but getting beat like a hoe- priceless
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Ding ding ding, we have a winnah…give that man a kewpie doll
The pimp line is spot on
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Desperately Seeking Attention
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Pay to Play and Mr. Show Cause–A Pair to Draw to.
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“It’s been many years since it all happened, but it seems like yesterday. It was 1989 and Pearl, then an assistant coach at Iowa, accused the University of Illinois of trying to lure Chicago Simeon recruit Thomas with $80,000 and a Chevy Blazer.
Pearl secretly tape-recorded conversations with Thomas and turned those tapes over to the NCAA, which launched an 18-month investigation that ultimately revealed no wrongdoing by the Illini in the Thomas case. But they did scrape up a number of other charges and slapped the U of I with harsh sanctions.
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Pearl went on to become a pariah in the coaching ranks for years because he broke the unofficial code of turning in a fellow coach. He finally moved from DII Southern Indiana to Wisconsin-Milwaukee and then to Tennessee, where his was fired after six seasons for (gasp) NCAA violations.” Fucking scumbag
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A U B R U N ………..
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Do it, do it ’til you’re satisfied
(Whatever it is)
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No caption, but this picture sums up just about everything I hate about that cesspool. Full-on could not give a shit about any rules, or even the appearance of caring about the rules.
Okay, here’s my caption. “The end justifies the means.”
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Here’s some Pearl Jam for ya Cam…
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Jeremy didn’t speak in class today, though!
(In this scenario, Jeremy is Auburn’s offense. But you get it. )
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Auburn’s version of Georgia Tech’s hot tub.
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Sleaziest village on the plains.
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