A one-man Fulmer Cup winner

This has to be some kind of record.

Man, Mark Richt’s really lost control of this team.

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45 responses to “A one-man Fulmer Cup winner

  1. gobblinglawyer

    Jimmy Williamson’s dick just twitched….

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  2. Derek

    I’m going to speculate that either Bullard showed his ass or the ACCPD employs a total dickhead AND/OR has a quota to meet.

    What’s the “policy?” Two games?

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  3. Probably not the week to pull a stunt like that.

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  4. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Looking at that list, I suspect that a new person just wanted to show off what he or she could remember form the code book. All the charges might be technically valid, but man, Barney Fife would be so damn proud.

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  5. RangerRuss

    .02? One beer and talking on his cell phone while driving like a 19 year old.
    Run the steps Monday and back to work, Bullard.
    Dumbass.

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    • Derek

      The .02 is the floor for an underage driver in GA. Doesn’t mean he blew .02.

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      • RangerRuss

        Yeah I don’t know about such things. Back in my day you had to be seriously fucking up to get arrested in Athens.
        Underage? Never heard of it back then or going to jail for minor traffic violations. We’ve become a fascist and/or police society.
        Get off my lawn.

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  6. Granthams Replacement

    The classic “did not turn the headlights” on DUI in Athens. I wonder how much revenue Athens Clarke county will lose when every car has automatic headlights?

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  7. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    Oh FFS.

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  8. Dawgfan1995

    Athens Police got excited by having the chance to press charges against a football player after so many empty years.

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  9. Russ

    I’m thinking some officer bet the Dawgs to cover yesterday.

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  10. D as in Dawg

    One comment… So he was driving drunk at night without his license, without the lights on, holding his phone, with a minor in the car, and swerving all over the road? 🤣

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  11. redhotchilidawg

    Drinking and driving is a bad call. If it’s really .02 that got him it’s some bad luck but still the law. I’m willing to call it a bad judgment call and remember the dumb things I did in college that thankfully never happened near the cops.

    The other littany of charges…If I was Kirby I’d make his punishment be standing in front of the team and saying “I was driving without a license. I didn’t use my turn signal or maintain my lane. I didn’t have my lights on. I was holding my cell phone. I’m an athlete in Athens. I was practically begging the cops to take me to jail. Don’t be a dummy like me.”

    Get up early for a month and run stairs. See you on the flip side.

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    • pansythedawg

      Years ago early in college, I got stopped by a DUI checkpoint on College Station Rd. while drunk as hell with weed and a bong in the car. When the cop got to my window my ass said, “Hello officer! How are you!? Beautiful night tonight!”. He didn’t say anything, took my license, walked to the back of my car, looked at my license plate, gave my license back, and let me go. Can’t imagine how that would’ve turned out if I were a football player.

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      • TEXBaller

        Same….unless footballer ran his mouth, threw the race card, refused to conform, ran from police, lied to officer, wrestled the officer, etc….
        Don’t you watch Live PD? 🙂

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  12. jim1886

    Does anyone know what the game suspension policy is currently?

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  13. TEXBaller

    22….little did we know thee.

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  14. row105

    As someone who both represents citizens and cops I have real world experience/insight as to what “probably” happened here. Cops say that they can almost always place multiple charges on defendants but they only do it when someone either is an ass or just keeps talking. Lt. Barton a legend in CCPD , use to say” I can keep writing tickets as long as an asshole can keep talking” Don’t know but a reasonable hypothesis. Free legal advise here…..STFU.

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  15. spur21

    Kid doing what kid’s do. You will not see me casting stones.

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  16. practicaldawg

    ACC prosecutor will be pushing for a life sentence

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  17. D.N. Nation

    Sleepwalking through noon games? Team’s kinda dinged up? DUIs? The Richt Era is back, baby!

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  18. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

    I feel no ill will toward the UGAPD officer for this.

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    • If the officer had stopped with DUI, I would agree with you, but this reeks of “let’s make an example out of this football player, and it’s time once again to show who’s boss in Athens.” DUI is a serious offense and should be treated as such; the problem, as I have heard it from recent students and parents, is that UGAPD and ACCPD seem to think all students are bad in general and need to controlled. My husband likes to say that I look for rules to follow, but if the Athens police had been like they are today when I was there, I have this strange feeling I might have seen the inside of a police car, and I hazard a guess that pretty much everyone who comments on the Senator’s blog would have experienced the same.

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  19. 69Dawg

    The campus cops at UGA were totally different back in the 60’s. I can’t remember even seeing one. This was when the SDS was trying to blow up the ROTC Building. Due to the continuing embarrassment of the 18 years not being able to drink but being being drafted Georgia actually dropped the age to 18. I had two buds drafted out of my class for low grades.
    Also the Pandora for my 69 class had as it’s two last pages a facsimile of a diploma on one page and a draft notice on the other. Wild times to be alive. The draft card reclass physical at the Ponce induction center was like a UGA class reunion.

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    • Illini84

      Yea well, from 66-69 they took 100,000 a year who didn’t meet basic military requirements to make up for those deferments. “Project 100,000, also known as McNamara’s 100,000, McNamara’s Folly, McNamara’s Morons, and McNamara’s Misfits, was a controversial 1960s program by the United States Department of Defense (DoD) to recruit soldiers who would previously have been below military mental or medical standards. Project 100,000 was initiated by Defense Secretary Robert McNamara in October 1966 to meet the escalating manpower requirements of the American government’s involvement in the Vietnam War. According to Hamilton Gregory, author of the book McNamara’s Folly: The Use of Low-IQ Troops in the Vietnam War, inductees of the project died at higher rates[1] than other Americans serving in Vietnam and following their service had lower incomes and higher rates of divorce than their non-veteran counterparts. The project was ended in December 1971[3] and has been the subject of controversy, especially during the manpower shortages of the Iraq War.”

      I was 17 when I went in and the fact that I could read made me an outlier.

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      • Vladimir Putin approves of this policy.

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      • RangerRuss

        I84, in 1986 I had an E-6 KP Pusher with a CIB and First Cav combat patch working in my chow hall. After nearly 19 years the yankee Army decided he was out. My First Sergeant explained to me that the E-6 was one of McNamara’s 100,000.
        “He’s a shithead, sir, but he was a shithead when the Army drafted him and sent him to the ‘Nam. He’s hungover every morning when he arrives at 0400, but he’s here every day. He’s earned a full retirement.”
        I brought said E-6 up on some bogus serious charges and a compliant JAG officer continually delayed proceedings until the Staff Sergeant reached twenty years. I then dismissed charges.
        I ran into this retiree a couple years later off post. He gave me a bear hug and a thank you as he had no idea why he was arrested until the First Sergeant explained to him at his retirement.
        1st Sgt Tom Hansen was a good man.

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    • Salty Dawg

      69D – I’m not far behind you! I had a friend who was drafted while going to UGA and he was close to graduating. He lacked one PE class. When he got back from service, several years later, he called some office at GA and he told them he lacked one credit in PE because he went into the military. Someone told him he would get credit for the PE since he went into the service and graduated him over the phone!

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      • Illini84

        Yep, we got 4 hours of PE and 4 hours of military science. The GED was devised during WW2 as a means for military personnel to get a secondary credential so they could use the post-secondary benefits of the GI Bill.

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  20. W Cobb Dawg

    The question is, how serious is Josh Brooks going to take this? Greg Mediocrity would do his damndest to kneecap the entire team for at least a couple games.

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