April 30, 2015 · 12:14 PM

You know us, Bert. We’re always here to help.

Sometimes, comment threads almost write themselves.

This is one of those times.  Have at it.

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24 responses to “You know us, Bert. We’re always here to help.”

  1. W Cobb Dawg
    April 30, 2015 at 12:18 PM

    I wasn’t there, but I’m pretty sure Bert was yelling that after the ink on his contract was dry.

    … and if he wasn’t, I’m sure his wife was.

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  2. Castleberry
    April 30, 2015 at 12:27 PM

    Probably not something you should holler in Baltimore these days…

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  3. Spike
    April 30, 2015 at 12:30 PM

    It’s better than throwing toilet paper in trees..

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  4. Walter sobchak
    April 30, 2015 at 12:33 PM

    The best and worst time is probably when you’re talking to the girlfriend

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  5. "Dog in DE
    April 30, 2015 at 12:37 PM

    When entering or leaving a Cracker Barrel (or Ryan’s Steakhouse or Golden Corral).

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  6. Rob
    April 30, 2015 at 12:39 PM

    Best time: When saving your buddy from a mistake at the bar.

    Worst time: Pretty much every other second of the day.

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  7. Dog in Fla
    April 30, 2015 at 12:43 PM

    “What are the best and worst times to say ‘Woo Pig’?”

    First, always keep in mind the basics of calling hogs. Focus on the following tactics. Be conscious of the wind and use it to your benefit. This is extremely important when hog calling since this is the main sense they use to stay altert to danger.

    The larger boars will normally come in late,

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  8. Uglydawg
    April 30, 2015 at 12:53 PM

    The worst time…when the cheerleaders run onto the field.
    BTW…did you know that Georgia fans aren’t the only ones that yell, “How ’bout them Dawgs!”..? They also yell it at Auburn but they yell it when their cheerleaders run onto the field.

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  9. Gurkha Dawg
    April 30, 2015 at 1:02 PM

    Worst time: When you’re having sex with your fat cousin dog style.
    Best time: When you’re having sex with an actual pig.

    Of course only an Arky fan would do either of the above.

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  10. VoxDawg
    April 30, 2015 at 1:04 PM

    Yeah, “upon orgasm” was the first thing that came to mind.

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  11. Cojones
    April 30, 2015 at 2:20 PM

    In an Outback Restaurant? Emerging from an alley? In Congress? At an Ark grad’s funeral? After reciting the Doxology Creed? After your Ark grad portly Mother-in-law-to-be toasts the couple at the pre-wedding dinner? After your girlfriend hammers a home run in an Ark Softball game? In the Belk Bowl? After you receive your doctor’s bill – in his/her office? After the Dawgs kick your butt?

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  12. Bulldog Joe
    April 30, 2015 at 2:53 PM

    Best time: When Bret takes the field.

    Worst time: When security walks down your aisle checking for liquor.

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  13. Rusty
    April 30, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Can you shout ‘Fake Juice’ the same way you can shout ‘Woo Pig” faking ‘Roll Tide”?

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  15. Debby Balcer
    April 30, 2015 at 7:03 PM

    He needs to learn it is Woo Pig Souie not Woo Pig

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  16. Ole Dawg
    April 30, 2015 at 8:00 PM

    When the wife and the girlfriend discover each other on Twitter…

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  17. Bulldog Joe
    April 30, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    To woo pig or not to woo pig?

    That’s the Bielema.

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