Sometimes, the punchlines, they write themselves.

I breathlessly await Booch’s next presser.

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11 responses to “Sometimes, the punchlines, they write themselves.

  1. DawgBiscuit

    Sweet chin music! Bah Gawd!

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  2. GD, Butch has a shitshow on his hands.

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  3. AusDawg85

    Booch: We were searching for some different combinations on our placekicking and had a little accident.

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    • AusDawg85

      Further Booch: Now if the FAKE Millennial News would stop reporting such nonsense we can get back to being champions of life.

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  4. Tronan

    It’s like his mama always said: You should never hit a man when he’s down. It’s much easier to kick him.

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  5. Dog in Fla

    Why not just run this one up the flagpole again –

    “”I’ll tell you this. Football is an emotional game. It is a competitive game. The injury was caused not by a teammate. He landed on a helmet, and that’s the truth. And I think we have to understand, what do we want out of our media? This place, with the drama….

    “If everyone is Vols fans, how do we let our opponents use this in the recruiting process with fake news? Sometimes, again, we have to check ourselves.(I’m a quart low) What are we here for? (who knows) What’s our values and principles that guide our life every single day? (beats me) And I appreciate everyone in this room. (not really)”

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  6. 81Dog

    any word on whether Taylor was wearing a HOBNAIL BOOT?!?!?!??!? I think Chubb might have left a pair in the vistors locker room last weekend.

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  7. 92 grad

    Can’t improve on that punchline. But if butch shows up at the next presser with a giant bandaid on his forehead, look out.

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  8. Derek

    They should honor

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    • Derek

      Dammit!

      They should honor Taylor with the UT Albert Haynesworth Sportsmanship Award. Using your feet as weapons is a Tennessee tradition.

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  9. Spike

    UT..Please do not fire this man!

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