Nick Saban really doesn’t have time for this shit.

I bet the Coke bottle’s about to pop its cap.


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8 responses to “Nick Saban really doesn’t have time for this shit.

  1. Dog in Fla

    d-CON® 1.
    Nuclear war is imminent.
    Max readiness.
    All hands man your bait stations.


  2. Red Cup

    I have made it a weekly habit to watch the pressers of various coaches each week on u tube. Saban’s are great watching.On just about every one, he gets an innocent, fair question that for some reason pisses him off and he goes off on the poor reporter, ranting for about 5 minutes. I highly recommend watching his presser when introduced at the Tide coach.
    Good stuff. Booch and McElwain’s pressers the last couple of weeks have been excellent.


  3. JCDAWG83

    I wish they wouldn’t bring us up to him. I’d rather him not think about us at all until we have to face him. I’m sure he’s got about 12 of his quality control assistants watching our tape and coming up with detailed analysis of everything we do. He’s probably got some double secret scout team made up of a bunch of 3 star walk ons already practicing our plays and defensive alignments in an underground full sized model of the new MB stadium.

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    • Russ

      I think you’re probably closer to the truth than we want to believe.


      • Debby Balcer

        He does not need reporter’s questions to be analyzing tape already. Kirby knows what goes on behind the scene which is a good thing for us.


    • I would imagine Kirby has a couple of analysts already breaking down Alabama tape as well. Kirby admitted yesterday that he watched the Miami-tech game to begin to get an early look at the maggots when he was asked about CMR and Miami. Therefore, I would have to assume he’s starting the process to prepare for a national quarterfinal.

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  4. kfoge

    Before Kirby left to take the UGA job, on the night of Alabama’s win over Clemson for the championship, Saban said “Kirby, lets have a drink and toast this win and your new opportunity as HC of Georgia.”….Kirby agreed but after his drink (which was spiked with a sleeping pill) he woke up with a major headache. Saban told him he drank to much, when in reality Saban had implanted a micro chip into Kirby’s brain. You can never really escape from the machine that is Saban.


    • 92 grad

      Lol, there’s a movie script in there. I’m a spy movie nut, I know all the 007 movies (have them) and any other spy movie or tv show. That would be a great movie