Name that caption, a tradition unlike any other edition

Oh, look, it’s Boom.

https://twitter.com/ConnorTapp247/status/1035238671547617285

Some things never change, fortunately.  Have at it in the comments.

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42 responses to “Name that caption, a tradition unlike any other edition

  1. leaf

    Damn you Taco Bell!

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  2. Cojones

    Look into my eyes! You will get tired and sweaty playing in our Devil’s Den and we will beat you…..I think. The other guy can play with his hands, but I was admonished not to do so…and did I tell you that I am guaranteeing the win?

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  3. 92 grad

    Shit, did I delete my text messages?

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  4. Greg

    I’m gonna beat their ass when I get back!

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  5. Bulldog Joe

    “Dammit Todd. Not the Kentucky game again!”

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  6.         'I used to be an it boy, now I'm in Columbia.'      
    

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  7. The other Doug

    Oh no. That Dukes BBQ Brunswick stew has done me wrong!

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  8. ChiliDawg

    Looks like Devin Nunes watching the news to me…

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  9. LAJoey

    That bottom button on his shirt is working damn hard

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  10. Rampdawg

    No Will, that’s your everyday look. Give us that
    “Hell yes I’m bat shit crazy look”.

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  11. 79Dawg

    Why I am I sitting with Mike Sexton, shouldn’t Vince van Patten being doing the interviews???

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  12. Godawg

    I need me a damn Coke bottle….Kirby has a Coke bottle…Nick has a Coke bottle….what I need is a DAMN COKE BOTTLE!!!!

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  13. DawgByte

    “Can you see my soul? It’s clucking!”

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  14. Bulldog Joe

    http://www.toddellislaw.com/

    “Will, did I tell you I now personally represent your entire backfield? BOOM!”

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  15. Comin' Down The Track

    BOOM thinking (I use the term loosely.): Kirby is going to kick the living chicken crap out of us. Shoulda kept my stupid, fat mouth shut. Why can’t I do that?!

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  16. Sides

    “We were on the quarter system, only had to take one class,” Muschamp said, still smiling. “All those classes there are easy anyway.”

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  17. Hogbody Spradlin

    Some people just shouldn’t go near the front end of a camera.

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  18. Uglydawg

    “Breaking news, Will, we just learned that Stuart from Mad TV is your twin brother”;

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  19. BMan

    Captor holding camera tells him to begin speaking: “I am being treated well by the people of South Carolina. (blinks twice, slowly) They are a benevolent people, and their leaders only want the best for the student athletes. I have great respect for their history (blinks hard), and warn the powers to the west that the Gamecocks are to be taken very seriously.”

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  20. John Denver is full of shit...

    Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller getting booked

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  21. Where is my anti diarrhea medicine. Gas attack.

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  22. 92 grad

    Lol, every time I look at it, all I can think is that he’s going to break out into a mike Gundy rant. “I’m for real, we’re gonna kick some ass, nobody gon out man us!”

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  23. Doug

    Off the field, Muschamp always looks like someone who’s just done a massive line of blow and is desperately hoping nobody knows.

    On the field, he looks like he’s stopped caring and doesn’t care who knows.

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  24. Andy

    “You mean to tell me that team allowed more than 20 points and still won the game!?”

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  25. The Dawg abides

    Damn…. I’m missing my meeting at the Water Buffalo lodge! Hope Barney covers for me.

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  26. Ozam

    It looks to me like he is in a stare-down contest with a six-year-old off-screen. NOOOBODY beats Boom in stare-down contests.

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  27. rjc

    Looks like Someone has been eating a few too many burgers at rushes…

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  28. Dolly Llama

    Had a friend when I was an undergrad who played on the team as a walk-on, a practice squad player. Asked him about Will Muschamp one time and he said “He’s intense.” I wasn’t curious enough to ask followup questions at the time, but now I know what he means. Like a dude you don’t want to be around if, say, the gas pump should fuck up on him when he’s on his way to work one morning. That’s the kind of guy who isn’t leaving until he sees tears from some bewildered convenience store employee.

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  29. The Truth

    “…and I know you join me and the whole Gamecock Nation in hoping that Coach Muschamp snaps out of the catatonic state he’s been in since Saturday’s 63-3 loss to Georgia.”

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  30. Spike

    Who farted?

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  31. Harold Miller

    Oh Lord this cold be a shart!

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  32. Quacker ass quacker

    This is how diamonds are made!

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