August 1, 2019 · 5:27 AM

Your Daily Gator has PROOF!

I hope you have fifteen minutes to spare this morning, because, trust me, this is some of the most entertaining message board bullshit you’ll read this summer.  You’ve got to appreciate a Gator fan who thinks asserting that Georgia is cheating and Auburn ain’t adds a certain crazed gravitas to his fact-free accusations.  Truly a classic of the genre.

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15 responses to “Your Daily Gator has PROOF!”

  1. chuckdawg
    August 1, 2019 at 6:11 AM

    Well. Read some, OP actually said Mullen has done better than Kirby. At some point there’s the “blue chips don’t matter…mullen coaches up” and maybe the winner is…this is kirby’s last year over UF, cause next year its ours..

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  2. spur21
    August 1, 2019 at 6:30 AM

    Two Gators sitting in a basement somewhere drinking Ripple and pontificating. Amazing piece of pure drivel……………………………

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    • AlphaDawg
      August 1, 2019 at 8:02 AM

      Based purely upon what I’ve seen at Jacksonville I’d think their chosen beverage was Fargo diet redpop.

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  3. GruvenDawg
    August 1, 2019 at 7:20 AM

    I am shocked by how the tables have turned on that fan based, truly amazed.

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  4. Texas Dawg
    August 1, 2019 at 7:24 AM

    I knew we were in their heads rent free. I always thought it was just a room, but now I realize we have expanded to a Walmart Distribution Center size warehouse. Damn this is fun. The season can not get here soon enough.

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  5. dudemankind
    August 1, 2019 at 7:30 AM

    Funny thread, and a worthwhile read until the Gumps and Barners get into a throw down over a beach condo and some recruit. The Gator butthurt is really intense.

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    • Russ
      August 1, 2019 at 11:46 AM

      Yeah, that little sidetrack diverted my enjoyment of the Gator butthurt. But I somehow managed to get through all of it. I feel dumber as a result.

      Man, beating that ass this year is going to be sooooo enjoyable. I think I’m making a roadtrip to Jax this year.

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  6. Gaskilldawg
    August 1, 2019 at 7:30 AM

    I loved the original poster’s explanation of why his source is credible: he banks at the same bank as the original poster and he qualifies for loans at the bank.
    There you have it.

    Oh, and the source was in a room with Kirby and Justin Fields and heard Kirby say something to Fields. Right. Kirby offers violations in front of strangers who can get bank loans!

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  7. Admiral Harriman Nelson (@realAdmNelson)
    August 1, 2019 at 7:35 AM

    “Kirby and Jeremy Pruitt are dirty as a crack whore’s butthole and most people in Atlanta who are dialed in know it.” I DIED.

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  8. Whiskeydawg
    August 1, 2019 at 8:23 AM

    The great Gator house of delusion; easy to build, very drafty to live in.

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  9. Dave
    August 1, 2019 at 8:42 AM

    Best…..offseason….ever

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  10. JCDawg83
    August 1, 2019 at 9:32 AM

    I think that whole thing was a cut and paste from FGF with some of the school names changed.

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  11. randy adams (@randyad73431768)
    August 1, 2019 at 9:34 AM

    Kirby is living in their heads ‘rent free’ – I used to say that they have become us and we have become them. But they are far worst, constantly hating on Georgia – with claims of cheating. After a while it just gets boring. The Auburn angle is a new twist, since the world pretty much knows that Auburn bought a Natty by purchasing the rights to an ex-Gator that stole a lap top while in school. Gators are struggling – injury here and an injury there this season and the wheels will come completely off that bus – they are thin at just about every position group.

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  12. TimberRidgeDawg
    August 1, 2019 at 10:34 AM

    Personally I think the OP was his own source and he’s just grinding an axe.
    “I was talking to a guy who knows” is one of the greatest sources of internet silliness. Same guy can tell you about the Roswell UFO cover up and who was on the grassy knoll.

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  13. hassan
    August 1, 2019 at 2:56 PM

    Urban left them with a track team and not a football team. Muschamp gets in over his head and is saddled with Charlie Cheeseburger and Kurt Roper who flush away any offensive identity. Then comes the Swamp Donkey with some very questionable QB management strategy. Now, a significant portion of the roster is causing a bottleneck at the transfer portal. With all of that, the only excuse they can find for losing to Georgia is that we are cheating?!?! They are lucky that they aren’t also losing to the likes of Kentucky…oh, wait…

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