2019 Tennessee football: the gift that keeps on giving

A story told in tweets:

Don’t stop believing, Vol fans.

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67 responses to “2019 Tennessee football: the gift that keeps on giving

  1. The Old Jeffster

    How low can they go? Bringing in a plethora of well-known asst.coaches can’t overcome sub-par talent, lack of effort/just don’t give a crap on the field when it counts. Cleaning out the dead-wood in that program —finding players that want to play may be above Pruitt’s head. Something’s terribly wrong up there and I hate to say I’m sort of enjoying it immensely.

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  2. Mayor

    If BYU had been coached by Mark Richt they wouldn’t have spiked the ball, would have tried to run a play, the clock would have expired and BYU would have lost the game.

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  3. Hillbilly Masada… Hillbilly Jonestown…an orange bloodbath…

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  4. Psst…..Pruitt is t that great without a lot of NFL talent to play with.

    Seems like I remember someone making that point this week…..

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    • Fair enough, but this level of orange mayhem isn’t a coaching or talent issue. This is a malignant tumor from the core of that program. Pruitt is in over his head on the field, but off the field he’s probably being played like a cheap fiddle (not that this little caper will be cheap for them). It almost makes you wish Butch Jones and Dooley II: the Revenge would write books.

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  5. Greg

    It’s a beautiful thing..

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  6. Legatedawg

    Looks like the stage is set for the large orange spheroid to appoint himself as HC to rescue their program. And to think they might have had Mike Leach. Mind-bending and strange, but gun to behold.

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    • Legatedawg

      “fun to behold”, obviously. I would normally expect this to happen after Eww Tee loses the gauntlet of Florida, Georgia, Mississippi State, and Alabama; but what if they are bitten by the Chattanooga Moccasins next Saturday? OTOH, wouldn’t Fulmer prefer that Pruitt bear the onus of losing four straight SEC games?

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    • Whatever’s going on up there would have swallowed any coach they hired. Some might have put up a better fight but there’s no way anyone can win with that current machine in place. It’s a write-off.

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  7. Tronan

    As a UGA fan, the best hope for continued misery on Rocky Top is for Fulmer to shiv Pruitt, take over, and continue to flail (and create an even more toxic environment). At this point, I don’t think anyone can bring the Lols back, but that doesn’t mean Fulmer’s ego isn’t so big he’ll appoint himself the false hillbilly prophet. Well, actually, he’s already done that, but he’s maintained the pretense of being program executive and not gameday tactician.

    As a UGA fan, the second best hope for continued misery on Rocky Top is that Pruitt and staff stay.

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  8. JROD

    Imagine a thought bubble over the heads of JEREMY PRUITT, JIM CHANEY, KEVIN SHERRER, WILL FRIEND AND TRACY ROCKER…

    “Damn, Athens was a really great place to live…”

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  9. TMCDAWG

    This post makes me smile.

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  10. practicaldawg

    Throughout OT, you could see the look of dread on all the Vlol’s faces. They knew what was coming.

    And the final TD seems particularly humiliating and ominous. BYU pushed the entire Vlol defense 5 yards into the end zone.

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  11. Scorpio Jones, III

    Was Pruitt a sideline screamer at Georgia? (other than other coaches of course.) The Knoxville punditarians are suggesting The Pumpkin might be interim head coach, which begs the question: When you paying three head coaches, how many do you actually have?

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    • practicaldawg

      Good point, but at Tennessee, the paid coaches are just figureheads. Tennessee has been managed and coached by Twitter for a couple of years now.

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      • Scorpio Jones, III

        Even Chaney was screaming in his mike at one point….I take that as a very bad sign of some internal turmoil.

        I dont remember exactly, but when Pruitt came to Georgia from FSU wasn’t there some off-field baggage in his trailer?

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        • 92 Grad

          I think there was a whiff of adultery? I don’t remember any on field stuff, other than that FSU defense was lights out and many of us were pretty excited to have an update in our coaching staff.

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          • Scorpio Jones, III

            Yep, I was thinking that, too. But I also remember wondering why he would make a lateral move from FSU to Georgia, just seemed “interesting.”

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          • Silver Creek Dawg

            It was alleged he got involved with a coed while engaged to another woman.

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          • Classic City Canine

            Yeah, I remember there being a whiff of adultery, but I also remember there being a lot of sour grapes from FSU fans so running a guy down with rumors would be par for the course.

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        • He never stays anywhere more than about 2 years. His act wears thin about a year and a half in.

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  12. Just becoming mediocre may be a goal for Tooth Nation this fall.

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  13. Tronan

    BTW, Furman hung 42 points on Georgia State yesterday. That’s two TDs more than UT could.

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  14. This was truly their Volingrad.

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    • Classic City Canine

      You have no idea how much I appreciate this pun, although I think last week might have been more applicable. Stalingrad showed the Germans they might lose the war. Kursk guaranteed they would lose it. I’d say yesterday was Kursk for UT. That program is toast.

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      • You’re absolutely right. I just didn’t think of it last week. Next stop for them is Butch Jonestown.

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        • Or maybe try this: last week was the surprise encirclement. This week was Paulus surrendering in a department store basement. Soon Pruitt will be back in Tuscaloosa with Jones doing propaganda broadcasts for the reds there.

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  15. Think Greg Schiano would still take this job? 🙂

    I love this so much.

    I was at UGA law school during Tennessee’s run beating us ~10 in a row. God I hate them so much.

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  16. Down Island Way

    Thought that was lulu’s proud papa at the pruitt presser for a second….

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  17. Brandon

    Phil’s return as interim coach then coach is at hand. Just the way he planned it. I’m sure he’ll wait until after the Alabama game though, no need to dirty his hands with that imminent debacle. Despite our hatred for Fulmer, and mine burns as bright as anyone, I think we all need to take a minute to admire what shrewd player he is of the Game of the Urnge Thrones. Pruitt never had a chance, I wonder if Johnny Majors reaches out to Pruitt this week to express his condolences.

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  18. W Cobb Dawg

    Where’s that pundit that had utk going 9-3 a few weeks ago? I think it was Fiutak.

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    • Cojones

      There’s still a loss to give and meet that expectation. If I could only decide which team they will lose to from here on in…..

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  19. Macallanlover

    I said yesterday I thought TN would regroup enough to make a concerted effort to win that game, they did play hard; I just didn’t realize they were truly that bad.

    Also felt it would be a hole too deep to crawl out of if they did tumble again. They are at that point, and there doesn’t seem to be any viable solutions. Sad, but funny at the same time.

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  20. Bulldog Joe

    That’s Fulmer’s pissed off stance.

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  21. Anonymous

    This whole situation makes me wonder what the interview process is like for Head Football Coaches. As mentioned by Cynical Dawg in another thread, several ADs have claimed that Mike Leech has interviewed himself out of a job despite his record of churning out 10 win seasons at historical doormats.

    Fulmer was a good HC at one time. That means that he understands at some level the skillset required to be successful at the job. His final two candidates were Jeremy Pruitt and Mel Tucker. The final judgement on Tucker is still up in the air, but he has started off 2-0 against Colorado State and Nebraska while, like Pruitt, hiring a rag-tag group of coaches with UGA affiliations. Does something get lost in translation in the interview process? I understand ADs not being able to spot a good HC, but a HC should should be able to recognize their own.

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  22. Mark

    VolNation is wonderful reading today.

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    • Tatum

      I read it a bit from time to time. Seems they all now hate Fulmer, don’t think Chaney is a great OC and believe Pruitt is in over his head. Only took two games to come around to my way of thinking.

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    • TN Dawg

      I suggested that UT consider dropping to FCS in an effort to be more competitive there, but they got mad and yanked my post.

      😦

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  23. CHARLES HARRIS

    Fulmer will take over and fire all the assistants except Chaney. He will need Chaney to stand next to and make himself look smaller. Besides by now Chaney has figured out who makes the best donuts in Knox and Fulmer can depend on the donut meister to keep him supplied.

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  24. dawgxian

    For anyone that wants an illustration of the term black swan, see this game

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  25. ugafidelis

    Finebaum’s statement about them being a title contender should be this years cannon shot.

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  26. Bulldog Joe

    Wow. BYU’s tight end was wide-ass open, too.

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  27. Normaltown Mike

    I’d like to see an annual tilt between BYU and Ewe Tee.

    Call it…Mormons vs. Morons

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  28. HiAltDawg

    Bulldog Nation needs to do the right thing and take over their trash stadium next month. I’m going (first time) and would love to see about 40K real Georgia fans (I suck and don’t count) just grind their toothless, godless, hygiene hating, ignorant, illiterate culture under our red and black hobnailed bootheels. I want Peyton disowning their sorry asses.

    It’s absolutely beautiful to watch their dreams crumble and it’s gonna be forever.

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    • I’ve also never been to Neyland and am gearing up for a rather long haul over-the-road. The way the Orange fortunes are developing, I think tickets may be available for something under $75 by gametime. I’m deciding who to bring with me for muscle since after their 4th loss the UT natives may be irritable during postgame activities.

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