Your game day post, COFH edition

I want — no, I need — a replay of this.

When this game is over, I want to hear the lamentation of the women.  I want Waffle House to refuse to seat Coach 404 out of a sense of embarrassment from being associated with each other.

Tech has one real threat in Jahmyr Gibbs.  We all know what this Georgia defense does with opponents’ leading rushers.

Tech is on a five-game losing streak, capped by a 55-0 shellacking at the hands of Notre Dame.  They’re the kind of team for which Vince Dooley would be singing the praises of their long snappah this week.

Pound them into submission, don’t get anybody hurt and run this state.  Again.

Feel free to have at it in the comments.

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77 responses to “Your game day post, COFH edition

  1. 12 – 0. First since…well you know win, GO DAWGS!

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  2. Morris Day

    GO DAWGS!

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  3. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Does Tech have women for lamentation?

    Liked by 8 people

  4. RangerRuss

    To hell with tech.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. Texas Dawg

    How many visitors tickets was Tech allotted for this game?

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  6. I hope Bama made “Bo Nix Experience” t-shirts where the X just paces up and down the sideline.

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  7. What an idiot. Who lets a kickoff just plop down on the 2?

    Bugs do.

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  8. Stetson throws an uncatchable ball. /s

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  9. #47
    I keep saying it. Kid’s a star.

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  10. Must have been the bog dolphin ai ate last night. 🤣

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  11. akascuba

    Beautiful pass. tech sucks.

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  12. Kearis Jackson got his shoulder hurt on that last punt return. Grrrrrr….

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  13. Dirty Dan is having a good game.

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  14. TripleB

    Our defense needs to tighten up. For a second there I thought we were gonna give up another first down! That would have made 2 so far!

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  15. Previously Paul

    I can’t believe we’re not scoring on every play! What is wrong with our offense? Sorry, forgot to put that in sarcasm font.

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  16. Gaskilldawg

    Tech has now given up 89 consecutive points over the past 3 games.
    Not cashing in many money downs.

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  17. psyopdawg

    The pathetic weak hive over at sting talk has already thrown in the towel.

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  18. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    This is the most disappointed I’ve been with a first half shutout. Bennett looks terrible on deep throws, we can’t get a running game going, and our defense let tucking Fech run on us.

    In the words of Vince Lombardi, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN’ ON HERE?!?!”

    Thank God for Bowers.

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    • Gaskilldawg

      Dsmn, Coarch. you are condemned to go through life being despondent that things in your life aren’t perfect.
      I would hate to be so miserable but I understand some folks like being miserable.
      10 of 13 for 226 yards, 3 TDs, no interceptions. That is a black mark on Kirby, I guess.

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

        Good is the enemy of great.

        Satisfaction is the enemy of innovation..

        Contentedness is the enemy of progress.

        That you think I am an unhappy person says far more about you than it does about me. I am an extremely happy person. Don’t know what else to tell you. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      • Gaskilldawg

        oh, and “letting Feck run on us?” Our yards per rush given up average was 2.45 per rush coming into the game and Tech averaged 2.6 yards per rush. That amounts to about 3 and a half inches per rush that you are wallowing in despair about.

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    • Russ

      LOL. Great sarcasm!

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    • PTC DAWG

      Moran alert.

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  19. Got Cowdog

    Wow. Face mask and a hair pull. Way to Nerd, Nerds.

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  20. signaldawg

    Pickens sighting on that last TD.

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  21. Russ

    The nerds’ left tackle was hoping for a flag. He couldn’t believe how fast Johnson blew by him. LOL!

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  22. Got Cowdog

    Every snap has to be perfect against UGA’s defense. Two low snaps, two sacks. They’re sooo damn fast…

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  23. Tech needs to relegate themselves to the Ivy league. Or Div II

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  24. Salty Dawg

    Ram it all the way home, Dawgs! Let’ get some more TDs!

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  25. RangerRuss

    Dawgs win!

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  26. Didn’t set the shutout record…FIRE KIRBY!!!

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  27. That’s about as humane of a 45-0 whitewashing as I’ve ever seen.

    Liked by 8 people

  28. practicaldawg

    Kirby has turned this series into Clean Old Fashioned Boredom. It looked like backyard ball where the big kids just throw jump balls over the little kids’ heads.

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  29. That was the most ho hum, 45-0 beat down I’ve maybe ever witnessed. It was obvious from Tech’s first possession that they just wanted to milk the clock. Maybe the worst Tech team vs maybe the greatest Dawg team and it showed. This team gets better competition in practice. Wow!

    Bowers seems NFL ready right now!

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  30. originaluglydawg

    I think the TV announcer called George, “Jack Pickens”.
    And didn’t he have a five yard completion?
    Saban has some things to consider.

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    • Russ

      I actually like Orlovsky. He offers some good insights plus he really seems to appreciate the Dawgs.

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      • iusedtopostasmikecooley

        Man I think he’s awful. He was better yesterday than normal but on that possession when Tek punted from like the thirty six he was saying, “Take your shot, Tech! Take your shot!” and ended up saying, “This is not what I wanted from this possession.” I’m sitting there thinking, “Why do you care?”

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  31. Texas Dawg

    This on StingTalk. Priceless. At least they have humor in their ass kicking.
    The thread header
    Things you would rather do than watch GT football now

    And the classic reply
    Listen to Nickelback. Or Coldplay.
    Have a colonoscopy without sedation.
    See Stacey Abrams nude.
    Ok, not that last one.

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  32. originaluglydawg

    Today.
    Today I hate the Gumps.

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  33. redhotchilidawg

    Kirby did exactly what he wanted, big shutout W over your in state rival and minimal injuries (fingers crossed for Kearis).

    Still wish he had added one more td to balance the scales in our favor for largest blow out.

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  34. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    I saw the field had ‘ATL’ on one side and ‘ACC’ on the other. I assume ATL was for Atlanta, so I guess it’s reasonable that they would put ACC for Athens-Clarke County, amirite? We own at least half that stadium.

    Perfect ballgame, imo: clear win, everybody played, no one got injured. Bonus: OSU goes down, Florida won, but looked shitty doing it, and in fact were within a muffed onside kick of going into OT. It’s a great day for America!

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  35. originaluglydawg

    Auburn’s D putting a fight.
    Bryce Young doesn’t enjoy being pressured.

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  36. Munsoning

    Gnats just got smushed. Looked like 80% Dawg fans in the stands. Life is good.

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  37. Muahahahahahahaha.

    Clean Old Fashioned Hate!

    Win.
    Shutout.
    Cover.

    15-0.

    THIS IS OUR FUCKING YEAR!

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  38. Texas Dawg

    Ohio State was the 1 team I was concerned about matching up with. Bye, Bye.

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  39. jdawg108

    Seriously. F* tank Bigsby

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  40. 69Dawg

    SEC refs warming up for next week. No calls on Bama for a clear face mask er ear hole tackle. We better beat the holy hell out of them if it’s close refs will win it for them.

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