Name that caption, retina burn edition

Dabo looks like he’s getting ready to go out and pick up garbage on the side of the highway, doesn’t he?

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41 responses to “Name that caption, retina burn edition

  1. Ran A

    Put a # on his back and he could play for UF.

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  2. The Decider

    I guess Dabo’s oversized suit a la David Byrne was at the cleaners.

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  3. moe pritchett

    Yup. Dabo goin to pick up trash and Iowa State coach gonna change your oil.

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  4. I would like to take this opportunity to say that colors are VERY important when it comes to branding. And uniformity is a MUST.

    And it has always bothered me that Clemson, seemingly, cannot decide whether their colors are Retina-burning Orange & Royal Blue or Retina-burning Orange & Purple.

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  5. Gentlemen, as part of your bowl compensation contract we need you to wear these two ill fitting rain suits. Then Dabo will take the mic first to rant about player NIL deals.

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  6. ASEF

    Dabo does a Coca-Cola commercial up here in upstate SC/WNC where he wears that all-orange nonsense and looks like he’s reading a hostage script from an undisclosed location. Zombie-Dabo. Someone should make a movie.

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  7. originaluglydawg

    I think Bluto already won the caption contest with his remark about Dabo, (I really, literally LOL).

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  8. originaluglydawg

    Waiting with a grin as the kindergarten teacher is dropping the needle on “I’m a Little Teapot”.

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  9. mg4life0331

    Jeez, hes more orange than the fake cheese on the cheezit bowl behind him.

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    • akascuba

      My first thought was he looks like he’s trying to dress like a cheezit.
      Upon further review he’s just being Dabo. Whose program is headed to a Hindenburg type 🔥 out.

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  10. TripleB

    Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are?

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  11. uga97

    Halloween CandyCorn Bowl. Dabo hates the Portal he thinks it’s Voldemort & the Death Eaters.

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  12. Faltering Memory

    Cheezy is the word.

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  13. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    IPTAY’s representative

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  14. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    what happened to the days when your highest paid university representative wore a coat and tie?
    where have good manners and common sense gone(…not that clemson ever had these)?

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  15. To generate greater interest in the game, they have turned to a Squid Games format. Cool.

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  16. armydawg

    “All you new inmates will go to the supply room and draw your sheets, towels and jumbo size jar of Vaseline”

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  17. classiccitycanine

    I said the same thing the Senator did as soon as my eyes hit that photo.

    How great is it that Clemson is in the Cheez-it Bowl?

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  18. timphd

    Orange is a butt ugly color on anyone, but Dabo takes it to a new level of hideous.

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  19. Community service on Friday. Clemson football on Saturday. Hunting on Sunday.

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  20. 123 Fake St

    “He’s Matt Campbell and I’m Dabo Swinney. Welcome to The Most Disappointing Teams in 2021 Bowl™️.”

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  21. barneydawg

    I am hard at work teaching my grandchildren to hate orange.

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  22. W Cobb Dawg

    After Dabo’s community service is finished he can head straight to the Chase Elliott/Hooters pit crew.

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  23. Salty Dawg

    Anyone named Dabo, would look like that.

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  24. theorginaldawgabides

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster, better, and an even more annoying Dabo.

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  25. Castleberry

    From an alternate universe where Dabo was true to his word and left coaching at the outset of player NIL Benefits. “Dabo released from county lockup to address former team at Cheez-It Bowl presser”

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  26. theoriginalspike

    There is indeed no accounting for taste.

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  27. cowetadawg

    Is Dabo trying to look like a Cheese-It? That’s more the color of Nacho cheese or some demented flavor of Pedialite. I’d normally say corporate needs to have a word with Dabo, but what can one reasonably expect when one asks Clemson to a bowl?

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  28. ZeroPOINTzero

    Is the IS coach giving Dat Boy the finger or the press?

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  29. Nil Butron is a Pud

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  30. Dabo: ‘Players shouldn’t be able to earn from NIL, but I’ll be damned if I won’t earn this extra 10k dressing up in the Cheez-It costume.’

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  31. Dabo would fit right in with the SCDOT road crew that is taking forever to widen I-85 between Greenville and the NC line.

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  32. stoopnagle

    10 win Clemson but Georgia ain’t played nobody

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