May 20, 2022 · 6:30 AM

Of all the hot takes from yesterday…

… this may be the one I least expected.

Let’s keep Kirbs out of this one, aight?  I’m sure that would be his preference.

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32 responses to “Of all the hot takes from yesterday…”

  1. RangerRuss
    May 20, 2022 at 6:38 AM

    UGA and Kirby have too much class to be involved in such shenanigans.
    Bunch of trashy ass losers at Bama and weirdos at A&M.

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  2. artistformerlyknownasbman
    May 20, 2022 at 6:40 AM

    We should hire a certain Hollywood celebrity to slap this writer and yell “keep my coach’s name out yo’ fu*kin’ mouth.”

    Liked by 20 people

  3. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 20, 2022 at 6:42 AM

    In hindsight, that was a predictable attempt by a Bama mouthpiece to drag Kirby into the mud any way possible.

    Liked by 14 people

  4. Illini84
    May 20, 2022 at 6:48 AM

    From Neon ““I don’t even wear a watch and I know what time it is. They forget I know who’s been bringing the bag and dropping it off,” Sanders said. “I know this stuff. I’m not the one you want to play with when it comes to all of this stuff.”

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  5. dudemankind
    May 20, 2022 at 6:54 AM

    Kirby leaves no stone unturned. He and Junior have probably collaborated behind the scenes to stir this shit up in the first place. 😉

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  6. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 20, 2022 at 6:55 AM

    I’m smiling thinking about the Saban/Fisher post game handshake this fall. It will be as warm and sincere as the one between Corch and the Kiffin Kancer in 2009.

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    • Illini84
      May 20, 2022 at 6:56 AM

      After the guns-blazing press conference from Fisher, Saban joined ESPNU on Sirius/XM radio Thursday afternoon and dumped some water on the blaze.

      “I should have never really singled anybody out,” Saban said. “That was a mistake and I really apologize for that part of it.”

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      • Down Island Way
        May 20, 2022 at 10:50 AM

        Speaking of water, noticed the label on jimbo’s water bottle was missing, guess that sponsor wanted no part of this edition of boys in the sandbox…

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    • stoopnagle
      May 20, 2022 at 8:35 AM

      Donnan-Fulmer in ’96? Richt-Gailey in ’02? Richt-Meyer in ’07?

      Or will it be more of a Grantham-Franklin MONDAY NIGHT RAW

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  7. DawgStats
    May 20, 2022 at 7:00 AM

    Whether Kirby is in the coaching staff’s head living rent free is debatable. But what isn’t debatable is that Kirby is 100% rent free in Bama Writer’s heads

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  8. drunkenmonken
    May 20, 2022 at 7:13 AM

    I enjoyed watching this play out. Kinda like when I get to see my wife tearing someone besides me a new asshole.

    Liked by 14 people

    • eethomaswfnc
      May 20, 2022 at 7:21 AM

      Post of the day!

      Hell hath no fury like a woman (especially a wife) scorned.

      Liked by 4 people

    • frozendawg
      May 20, 2022 at 7:22 AM

      Preach it!!!! I can wholeheartedly support this mindset…any dude that’s lost 3-5 lbs of ass getting chewed out by the boss lady can relate

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      • drunkenmonken
        May 20, 2022 at 7:27 AM

        My wife is the Tom Brady of ass chewing. Her father was half German and half Irish. Her mom was a full blooded Cherokee. She has red hair and no soul. We’ve been married 38 years. I’m not ashamed to say she is the boss. I hope she doesn’t see this. 👀

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        • frozendawg
          May 20, 2022 at 9:21 AM

          Ahhh a redhead, nuff said…if it gets real bad avoid eye contact and try to summon an Old priest and a Young priest…if they can’t perform an exorcism for you then at least they can give you your last rights.

          Mine is full blooded Italian…I get verbally assaulted in 2 languages…when she gets really pissed she comes at me flailing about like a drunk orangutan…but I love being married…repeat…I love being married…in case she sees this…tip of the day…face recognition works while you sleep too…#themoreyouknow

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          • Got Cowdog
            May 20, 2022 at 11:48 AM

            The spaniel and I are both too fat to get anything but our heads under the bed but when Mrs. Cowdog goes on the warpath? It’s the safest place to be…

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          • RangerRuss
            May 20, 2022 at 3:30 PM

            David Allan Coe recorded a song for you boys.
            Pussywhipped Again.
            Turn in your Man Cards at the nearest trash can.

            Liked by 2 people

            • frozendawg
              May 20, 2022 at 4:23 PM

              RR, we just got our first corporate sponsorship our own NIL if you will from Massengill…”If you want your baby-hole smelling like a rose, trust Massengill” it paid for the jukebox

              Turn this up loud for the boys in the back seats

              “I knew my chauvenistic ways
              Would someday make her change her mind
              And sure enough she left me
              And just in the nick of time
              Her girlfriend took me around the world
              To places that I’ve never been
              She called my bluff
              And sure enough
              I was pussy whipped again”

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            • drunkenmonken
              May 20, 2022 at 5:41 PM

              Well RR, I figure I gotta be whooped by something. I can’t think of anything better.

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              • RangerRuss
                May 20, 2022 at 6:44 PM

                Marshall Tucker sang in Bob Away My Blues
                “Well the only thing that ever whipped my Pa
                Was this bad dude called old age”.
                I resemble that remark.

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    • Doug Gillett
      May 20, 2022 at 7:59 AM

      A common exchange in our household:

      GF (clearly perturbed): I need to vent for a minute.

      Me: Is it about something I did?

      GF: No.

      Me: Then go right ahead.

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  9. eethomaswfnc
    May 20, 2022 at 7:24 AM

    Kirby’s in the helicopter polishing the national championship trophy on the way to see a 5 star with a bag popcorn thinking:

    https://images.app.goo.gl/X4TAdW54fVXRYx3f6

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  10. Doug Gillett
    May 20, 2022 at 7:57 AM

    I’m accustomed to the “can’t write an article about anything without taking a swipe at Georgia” M.O. from the Roll Bama Roll chuckleheads, but I gotta admit it’s surprising from an actual beat writer/journalist.

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  11. Morris Day
    May 20, 2022 at 8:02 AM

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  12. Darin Cochran
    May 20, 2022 at 8:24 AM

    Even if TAM and Bama have 3 losses a piece and are not even ranked…ESPN gameday is going to be at that game this season just because of all of this playground jawing stuff. Write it down. That game is going to be uuuuuuuuugly this year.

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  13. classiccitycanine
    May 20, 2022 at 8:47 AM

    If anyone read the article, can you give us a summary so we don’t have to give that writer more clicks?

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  14. tlkdawg
    May 20, 2022 at 11:57 AM

    Am I missing something here, how was Kirby wrong?

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