Urnge obsession

I don’t know whether to laugh at this, or recommend therapy.

Strange things happen when you cross it just means more with social media, I guess.

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Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Social Media Is The Devil's Playground

54 responses to “Urnge obsession

  1. People have too much time on their hands. Get a freaking life, orally-challenged hillbilly.

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  2. RangerRuss

    27-13
    Shut the fuck up, Junior.

    Liked by 10 people

  3. ugafidelis

    Nicole Auterbach.

    Liked by 19 people

  4. The only thing that twitter feed is missing is the Elon bot that replies “On it.”

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  5. Man, after all the time they spent wandering in the wilderness, I was silly enough to think Vol fans would be happy with this season. But they’ve reverted straight back to their late-‘90s sense of entitlement in the blink of an eye.

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  6. archiecreek

    Follow that shit up with…
    Woodson won the Heisman!!

    Liked by 5 people

  7. Harold Miller

    I believe the dye from those orange overalls is absorbed through their skin and causes brain damage.

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  8. Those aren’t bots! Everyone knows a Himiko Toga with a glamor shot profile pic who is a HUGE Vol fan!

    Liked by 8 people

  9. Terry McCullers

    The reason they’re so pissed off is they no they are not going 10-2 next year or the after either. We won y’all lost get over it .

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    • akascuba

      Hooker was their Joe Burrow and this was their version of LSU 2019. The media was full of that until the glory train got to Athens. The bandwagon was empty on the ride home.

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  10. I mean if Mi-Suk types it, it must be true…and if her first cousin Suk-Mi, if she types the exact same thing, word for word, well we know it’s gospel.

    This just proves how honest the interweb is, btw did I mention I’m an African prince whose funds are tied up in a bank mixup? All I need to do is transfer my millions to your bank account and then we can discuss the extended warranty on your vehicle.

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  11. uga97

    @elonmusk

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  12. stoopnagle

    The best part? ALL THE VOTES ARE IN.

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  13. 79dawg

    There were a fair number of people in Tennessee gear at the game Saturday, and 2 or 3 even head-to-toe in orange – I didn’t have the courage to ask them if they were lost or if this was part of the “acceptance” stage….

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  14. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    Saban obviously got Bowers drug tested after the Natty and Fat Phil obviously paid a Chinese Twitter Bot Farm to disparage Bennett.

    Just another year of SEC Football, y’all.

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  15. Previously Paul

    Stetson deserves to be Heisman finalist. Having said that he might not be the best player on his own team. Why aren’t Jalen Carter and Brock Bowers finalists as well? Heck, why isn’t Darnell on the list? Watch and see where folks like Washington, Carter and Bowers get drafted. They won’t have to wait long to hear their names called. This is a crazy talented team.

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  16. southgadawg1

    What is it about Stetson? There’s a part of this fan base that still doesn’t really like him. Why do some people get so on their feelings about him in a negative way?

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  17. Dorsey Hill

    Between this and the gents at RBR, my cup of lamentations runneth over.

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  18. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    If Stetson wins they will really lose it. Might want to watch where the mushroom cloud is drifting.

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    • originaluglydawg

      If he does, we need to flood social media with…
      “Stetson Bennett won a Heisman, Peyton Manning didn’t”
      “Stetson Bennett > Peyton Manning”
      “Spencer Rattler > H. Hooker”
      “S. Beamer > Fat Phil Jr.”

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  19. I don’t think SBIV is going to win, but I do think it’s a tremendous honor for him and for UGA that he will be on the front row of the Downtown Athletic Club.

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  20. legatedawg

    Orange people are full of themselves this morning. Jalin Hyatt says that his Vols would beat Georgia in a rematch. To which I would suggest: if you truly believe that, don’t go to the draft next spring. Stay with the Vols for the Dawgs’ visit next November. In other words, fuck around and find out.

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  21. mg4life0331

    Which is why I rofl when people reference Twitter as a source of anything.

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  22. originaluglydawg

    University of Tennessee should be billed for the damage Herndon Hooker’s facemask did to the turf at Sanford Stadium. Also the browse damage their slutty cheerleaders did to the hedges.

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  23. Calhoundawg

    So, Tennessee’s argument is because we sucked for ten years and now we don’t, our portal-transfer QB who only played ten games (and lost two of them) deserves the Heisman?? I don’t remember where, but I recently saw a graphic comparing the four finalists — all QB’s — against top 25 teams (final rankings). Guess who leads far and away …??

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  24. Tony BarnFart

    Tennessee fans have literally resorted to “but Georgia doesn’t have to play Georgia” in saying that Stetson only smoked them head-to-head because their defense is so shitty compared to ours. You can’t make this stuff up.

    Also, how many years can we expect Heupel to be “ahead of schedule.” They’re gonna ride that doing-more-with-less train forever I suspect. If Wes Rucker’s aunt had a dick, she’d be his uncle.

    It’s amazing, our coach is really a shitty coach who just recruits, while simultaneously our QB is a no-talent game manager, our receivers are marginal, our offense hasn’t “gotten with the times”……yet somehow, we’re 13-0 and SEC champs.

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  25. Morris Day

    They’re insufferable… I read this morning that over on VolNation they want to campaign to Nissan against Stetson…

    https://www.secrant.com/rant/uga-sports/tennessee-fans-on-volnation-pressuring-the-heisman-committee/105898307/

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