A few tempting morsels set out in the buffet line for you this morning:
- We all know the hundred-dollar handshake has long been a part of doing bidness, but you don’t often hear of it spoken about publicly.
- Steve Spurrier goes for his 200th collegiate coaching win this Saturday. As he’s 45-0 against non-BCS opponents, he won’t break a sweat getting it.
- “I hope you budgeted extra money for defending (NCAA) violations.” You get one guess whom that quote is about.
- Uncle Verne offers a few thoughts about the early SEC season here.
- For some inexplicable reason, Jeff Long thinks a “Red Out” for Arkansas’ game against Alabama is a good idea. Go figure.
- Bruce Feldman’s ten most surprising stats of the early season has some good information. The UCLA numbers are eye-popping.
- Georgia-Missouri was a big hit, TV-wise.
- This is non-football related and definitely NSFW, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve come across on the intertubes in the last week.
Get The Picture 
Those Obama snippets have been around for years. But thanks for posting. I had lost them when my HD crashed!
Get yo own damn fries
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Kiffie just cheated for the hell of it.
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Yes, yes it is.
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Re: the TV #s for UGA-Mizzou. Wow! The Dawgs always do well on tv, but the most watched regular season game in ESPN2’s history? Shhh, nobody tell Mandel.
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Yeah, but nobody in Montana knew who they were watching.
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Montana resident: ” Darlene, come in here and adjust the color on the Panasonic…the Packers look like they got a red jersey on…”
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We won’t be laughing about the “Red Out” when Arkansas beats Alabama 100-3.
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They should have her sing the National Anthem before the game.
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Ok, I’ll bite…who should sing? (It is entirely possible I missed something, but …)
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I hate that you’re making me do this, but here you go.
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Ah man…sorry I asked.
I proly won’t have to worry about Arkansas.
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I don’t know what’s wrong with me this morning, but I kinda enjoyed that…
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Oh My God. How does she ever show her face in public again, even in Arkansas? Is anyone embarrassed anymore?
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“How does she ever show her face in public again,”
She just turns her nose up at them
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This is a new low–even for this blog.
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On the other hand, isn’t it generally accepted that any well-reasoned discussion that involves a snout is well within the normal limits of the Overton Window?
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When she sang “Whoo Pigs! Sooey!”, I thought of Petrino’s girlfriend’s screwing encouragements. The thought of how red his face must get during that activity would constitute a “Red Out” to me.
That was a fake nose she had on, was it not? Her voice isn’t half bad. The words of encouragement were something else, especially for “Cody”.
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You mean the nose was fake? Oh man, I thought she was an old GF of mine! Darlene, is that you?
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Totally got sucked into Regretsy.com for like 45 minutes. Now I’m running way late.
Thanks, Senator…
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The article on Kiffy paints him as a gamer that was just trying to compete in the dirty dirty SEC.
Grade A Bullshit. Kiffy brought his cheap tricks from LA where USC lacks any parental supervision.
If the SEC was so dirty, why were anonymous UT staff reporting Kiffy violations to Hamilton?
Kiffin seems like he just stepped off the set of Boiler Room
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Saban doesn’t have time for a red out….
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Spurrier 199-75-2
Dooley 201-77-10
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