September 27, 2017 · 6:06 AM

Fake Urnge Juice

Desperate times lead to desperate… um, uniform changes.

The good news is that the trash can is already grey, so no need to bring in a replacement there.

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27 responses to “Fake Urnge Juice”

  1. Didntgotheredawg
    September 27, 2017 at 6:10 AM

    Oh good, I will need less eye bleach on Saturday!

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  2. 81Dog
    September 27, 2017 at 6:19 AM

    The Smoke uniforms are an inspired choice, because they’re going to get smoked on Saturday.

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  3. Spike
    September 27, 2017 at 6:42 AM

    Ohhhh, we’re scared now…

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  4. Granthams replacement
    September 27, 2017 at 6:43 AM

    I love the smell of fake juice in the morning.

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  5. Mayor
    September 27, 2017 at 6:50 AM

    I wonder what the Vols fans really think about this?

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  6. 92 grad
    September 27, 2017 at 6:59 AM

    We should show up with red pants

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  7. W Cobb Dawg
    September 27, 2017 at 7:14 AM

    The people of Gatlinburg that experienced last year’s forest fires are not amused.

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  8. eethomaswfnc
    September 27, 2017 at 7:25 AM

    They are pulling out all the stops … those butt-ugly uniforms and Checkerboard Kneeland.

    Could Saturday afternoon be the Blackout 2008 in reverse?

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    • CPark58
      September 27, 2017 at 7:37 AM

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      Ironically, I think their season of fake juice started and is going to ultimatley end with a trash can. A big hot, smokey one full of checkered overalls, orange 3XL sundresses, coonhound glamour-shots , grey uniforms, unused bricks, and the complete series dvd collection of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

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    • dawgman3000
      September 27, 2017 at 8:21 AM

      Hmmm, interesting thought there EE. The difference though would be that we were ranked in the top 10 at the time of our demise. I feel confident that besides us, there won’t be an eastern division team sniffing the top ten, so if our guys play the way they’re capable of, this could indeed be our statement/arrival game.

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  9. Union Jack
    September 27, 2017 at 8:07 AM

    Wow – I had already been thinking that Smart was going to approach this game with a similar mindset to how Alabama approached their 2008 game with us. Now UT has even added uniform switcheroo to the storyline.

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  10. mwo
    September 27, 2017 at 8:19 AM

    I wish I could get a dose of the positivity everyone has. I hope against hope that we will win, but I don’t have the assuredness everyone commenting seems to have. Maybe I listened to Munson too long.

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  11. Al
    September 27, 2017 at 8:30 AM

    Where there’s smoke, there’s fire (Butch Jones).

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  12. Borodawg
    September 27, 2017 at 8:57 AM

    Notice the stain on the shirt around 7 seconds, I guess attention to detail is not important.

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  13. 83Dawg
    September 27, 2017 at 8:58 AM

    Nice equipment violation on the tinted eye shield, Nike.

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  14. Brandon
    September 27, 2017 at 9:01 AM

    Is anyone surprised? They’ve used these smokey gray uniforms against us at home ever since they first unveiled them.

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  15. Otto
    September 27, 2017 at 9:19 AM

    Battleship grey, hopefully they sink like the Bismark.

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  16. Cojones
    September 27, 2017 at 9:36 AM

    Who in hell at Adidas thinks that checkerboard crap is fashionable? Saw it on Kentucky’s uni as well. It looks like shit. From the mind of 3rd graders dawdling on their desks to a showcase in front of Trumpland’s fashion world of nouveau Jackson Pollock.

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  17. ChiliDawg
    September 27, 2017 at 9:45 AM

    We’re going to kill them lolz

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  18. Bill
    September 27, 2017 at 3:54 PM

    Changing uniforms is just the last gasp of a dying staff. When in doubt (of your team’s ability), create a distraction. I just hope that Kirby can keep the team focused.

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