I truly have no words for this.
Urban Meyer says he plans to stay connected to the Ohio State University after coaching the Buckeyes for the final time in the Rose Bowl on Jan 1.
In a one-on-one interview with 10TV’s Dom Tiberi, Meyer said he will be co-teaching a character and leadership course at Fisher College of Business at Ohio State.
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They should have Petrino as a special guest to discuss:
Honesty
Winning Friends and Influencing People
Don’t Shit Where you Eat
Art Briles:
The Value of Accountability and Transparency
Bob Knight:
Lead by Example
Saban:
Life is Bigger than the Job
Charlie Weis:
Taking Advantage of your Innate Superiority
The possibilities are endless.
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Steve Spurrier
“It’s Not All About You!: Taking Ego Out of the Equation”
D.J. Durkin
“Maintaining a Healthy, Positive Corporate Culture”
Lane Kiffin
“Maturity Matters”
Hugh Freeze
“How to Achieve the Moral High Ground in a Competitive Market”
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Paul Johnson
“How to win friends and influence people and fry fish”.
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Damn, you guys are rolling.
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Todd Grantham & James Franklin
“Advanced Communication: The Power of Body Language”
Todd Graham
“Having Your Resumé Ready for Every Occasion”
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Jim McElwain
“Strength and Conditioning”
Mark Richt
“You Got To Win To Be Loved. Everybody Knows That.”
Brian Schottenheimer
“The One Year Turnaround Plan”
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“The Clarity of Articulation: Communication Theory and the Challenge of Meaning” Herm Edwards
“Decorum and Nuance”
Mike Gundy
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Most excellent.
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In the children’s section:
“Magic Tricks Made Easy” by Kirby Smart
“The Geoff Collins Sketch Book for Kids”
“The Jeremy Pruitt Whiteboard”
“Awkward Family Photos” by Dan Mullen
“The War Between Vowels and Consonants” by Ed Orgeron
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“Intimacy with sea life” by Jim McElwain
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“Red is not the color of business” by Damon Evans
“How to fluff your resume-just not too fluffy” by George O’Leary
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Mark Emmert:
How to put others needs and desires first.
Jim Delaney:
How to stay humble during limited success
Jay Jacobs:
How to win at contract negotiations
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I assume they need two professors because it’s going to be a good character bad character job, guess which one Ubry will fill.
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I don’t see the irony.
“Kids, first lesson in business and sports is that winning hides all character flaws. The corrollary to that is that especially in positions of leadership, it’s more important to be perceived as possessing ethics and character by the sheep than to actually be inconvenienced with having ethics and character. So the application to your careers is this 1) make a bunch of money for the firm, 2) constantly tell people what a principled ethical guy/ gal you are 3) continue to do the nasty shady shit you have to do to get ahead, 4) when people accuse you of 3 point them to 2, so ipso facto 3 is impossible 5) profit. It definitely helps to be a sociopath. Class dismissed”
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Now I am curious who the co-teacher is.
Tressel? Zach Smith? Nassar? Waters? Rizzoni?
So many to choose from.
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Maybe Zach Johnson can be his TA.
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Oops Smith not Johnson
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Totally understandable, given what we know about him
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Urban is already focused on repairing his image. Sure, it would be better to take a class on character and leadership if you actually wanted to have character, but for Urban teaching it allows him to maintain his pious attitude.
The Urban Legend will not die.
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Yep. He ain’t done coaching.
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Does the course include a unit on lying? He’s certainly qualified to teach that.
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Lies? Corch Irvin Meyers doesn’t lie! He is sometimes misunderstood, misquoted, or he simply can’t remember.
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This is a perfect fit. The corporate world is packed to the gills with sociopaths who like to yap about character and leadership, using it as cover for their behavior. Who better to groom the next wave than one of the biggest sociopaths the world of big business sports has ever known?
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Well the good thing is that this is at Ohio State’s business school which means these kids aren’t going to end up in positions of influence in corporate America.
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They will if they listen to a sociopath like Urban. They’ll fit right in and rise quickly.
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I can’t think of a single thing tp say that would improve on just letting that sit there.
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Urban lecturing other people about other people’s character flaws and leadership mistakes. He loves that job. Pretty much what he did for ESPN in between his coaching gigs.
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Sociopath.
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Needs to spend a few more years in state of Ohio employment in order to get vested. Must be nice.
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He’s perfect for what not to do
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I sure hope the Terry COB never offers a teaching spot to Jim Harrick (and son) to lecture about, say, ethics in sports. Or anyone else, for that matter, lecturing where the connection between teacher and subject is so inexplicably disjointed and laughable that it becomes a stain on the school.
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2 years he can go to USC.
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Never mind that he thinks he has integrity; what does it say about tOSU school of business that they would allow him to teach?
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Ohio St missed their chance to show they had some character by booting him out. They might as well stay bed-fellows and wallow in their hypocrisy now.
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Is he Catholic? Maybe it’s penance.
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Sounds more like community service.
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In Urban’s first class they will hold a seance and attempt to conjure up the ghost of Joe Paterno. Urban will serve as the medium.
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No, no, no, y’all. I got this. So Urban Meyer is teaching a character & leadership course at Ohio State?
First people enrolled: Wresting coaches.
BOOM, M@#$%R F@#$%S!!
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Dammit! First people enrolled: OSU wrestling coaches.
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MSU medical staff want to join in if room allows.
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Dammit, those guys at The Onion really outdid themselves with this story.
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Somebody needs to post this in the subreddit “Not the Onion”.
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Today in Urbanomics…we will be learning about…….. hell, you fill in the blanks.
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Funniest shit ever espoused in here. Senator, admit you are Derek.
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Wut?
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Senator (or others), not sure if you saw it the other night, but Trevor Mattich (sp?) was on at halftime of the whatever bowl talking about what a great hire Locksley was for Maryland, because he understands how to handle delicate situations like that. He raved for a few minutes and I thought I was going to puke. Completely, totally insane.
Just about as bad as Corch teaching a class in Leadership and Character.
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this shows how much I keep up with OS, I did not even know Meyer was retiring–again.
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